Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Kristy Doumani Thinks She Is An American Idol Singer

November 12, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 115

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear General Richie, I am glad you called out Newport Beach’s biggest escort Kristy Doumani! If you haven’t heard she was kicked out of Equinox in Newport Beach for soliciting new clients at the gym and finally her membership was cancelled. On her Facebook, she claims to be a successful singer and so I searched her name on Google and found this song called, “Doctor, Doctor.” What is this old woman thinking? Even William Hung from American Idol had more talent than her and he could barely speak English. Freedom of speech? She is killing me!

I haven’t heard from my Luber business partner since I offered 40% of the company. I’m not sure why?- nik


EXCLUSIVE: My Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

EXCLUSIVE: My Continued Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

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EXCLUSIVE: My Continued Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

November 8, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 608







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EXCLUSIVE: My Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

November 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 473


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Blood Diamond’s Stomach Is Immaculate

November 5, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 247


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever said Blood Diamond photoshops her pictures are crazy. Look here douches, do you see any photoshop? No, because there isn’t. Her stomach is flat and the last post about her was just a bad picture.

Thank you Blood Diamond.- nik

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Abby Thinks She Is Black

November 2, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abby. As you can see she thinks she is black. Now I know she is built for a black man but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a ratchet Nicki Minaj. Abby, you are white, act like it. You aren’t a rapper.

I blame Obama.- nik

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What A Monster

October 28, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 253

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, horrific footage has surfaced that shows a Chinese stepmother viciously beating a toddler because she wet herself. In the footage, the woman whips the little girl a horrific 87 times with a branch, kicks her 14 times, and slaps her face eight times.

I can’t watch it.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Miami Invasion This Weekend

October 28, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


It’s called multi-tasking. I plan to spend most of my night at SET — buy me a bottle (Vodka preference 50 Bleu, Tequila preference 1942, Champagne preference Ace of Spades) and I will remove your post from TheDirty. I love you Miami…see you this weekend. [Click here to book a table next to me].- nik

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It All Makes Sense Now

October 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here’s some throwbacks of “Blood Diamond.” That’s her mom and clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I guess it all makes sense knowing that she was a pale, ginger with straight eyebrows that she would end up a delusional hoe. I wonder what her “biker gang” daddy thinks of his precious daughter.

That looks like hotel carpeting.- nik

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