Better Than Adderall

August 8, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 347

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

**Click here to buy over the counter Adderall**

FYI: This is my personal opinion and individual results may vary. I always advise you consult with your physician first.

**Now that I got the legal fun out of the way… Click here to buy over the counter Adderall.**


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How Do I Land A Girl Like Tiffany Toth

July 31, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 326

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m a regular guy.  I have a degree, I work 50 hours week and make 50k per year.  I drive a nice 2009 BMW 325, I have a great condo, I workout and don’t smoke cigarettes.  I’m in my early thirties and all I want to do is land a girl like Tiffany Toth.  She is my ideal SoCal blonde that I would die to find… but I can’t.  I haven’t had sex in years and I feel its because I have no money.  I spend every penny I have at Fig and Olive trying to court a girl, but they are always looking for men with money.  Is there any key to getting a woman that will love you for you?

You need to be smart about your game. Find girls in other states and import them. You aren’t going to be able to afford a real SoCal girl anyway so stop wasting your time and youth. You should have women on rotation and be doing pickups from John Wayne airport every two weeks.- nik

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How to get your car out of impound

July 30, 2014 Newport 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Lauren Gioiello. Lauren is a lost soul who drinks and abuses to excess. She was arrested back in December for DUI (check her mugshot profile on the net) and had her car impounded. With no money and no idea how to pay to get her car OUT, Lauren needed a quick check. Any suggestions? I have one… PORN? Check her out on a “casting couch” site under the alias “CORA” taking on a MASSIVE purple CRAYON! lol!

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I Thought Navy SEALS Were Smarter

July 29, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 130

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dip Sh*t FE posted this pic saying “LA girls blah blah from far away”. Well in his quest to always stay relevant and get his quota of likes he looks like an idiot. He is clearly over Newport and he is looking South towards San Diego so not sure how he can see LA anything. A sense of direction is pretty important in the SEAL world. He’s such a chick. Don’t get me wrong I would kill to have his money…. just would live a little more discreet …..

I don’t believe he was ever in the Navy Seal’s program. Someone please prove it.- nik

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Robin Needs To Get Her Life Together

July 29, 2014 Newport 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been going around Orange County pretending to be a damsel in distress, when she is really a good lying whore, that steals from her friends, family, and government with insurance fraud. She needs to be exposed. Please put this bitch on blast. Robbing whore of the hood … She only sleeps with buff tan older losers that do meth with her. She is in a hotel right now twisting the night away calling everyone in OC looking for a hand out.

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Kaysha Lawrence Has A UniBoob

July 28, 2014 Hollywood, Newport 4

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you need to expose Kaysha Lawrence’s boob job. Her two breasts are glued to together. She does a good job of hiding her uniBoob but everyone knows.

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Leanna Bartlett Fakes Her Instagram Pictures

July 22, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a lot of girls have been doing this lately on Instagram. They make it seem like they have an ITG when they don’t.  I don’t get it, just get in the gym and work on it like the rest of us.

I follow this chick. She is really good with the airbrush tool on Adobe.- nik

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Beware Of This Douche

July 21, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is Scott VanDeusen. He posts all day on pinterest (more than most girls), instagram, snapchat, and the Book. He is on every single hook-up app you could imagine (OKCupid, Tinder, POF, you name it). He is a cheating, lying, steroid-using, loser who thinks he is sooo hot, when in reality we all know he has cheated on every gf he has ever had. Even the ones he was “engaged” to. Sorry to disappoint you girls…but he has some trouble keeping his small greg hard! Girls in Newport, HB, Laguna…beware of this lying cheating scumbag before you’re next!

Scott don’t break your back bro, that chick is HEAVY. If I had to guess…152 lbs.- nik

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