Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Holly Weber Is Still Seeing Old, Fat Johns

October 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 104


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong from way, way back. Sorry for the late post on this. I was at The Deck in Laguna the weekend before last. I was drinking with some friends and Hooker Holly the so called “model/actress turned hooker”, then reformed of her sl*tty ways is back at being the hooker she is. She came walking in the same fat old dude – John Stefani, there was an older woman with them. She was probably John’s wife, they probably do threesomes while he has viagra on the drip. He couldn’t keep his hands off her, she loved the attention. I think everyone who was watching them knew what was up and were trying to hold back their food from coming up. She was way over dressed, her lips looked so over inflated. It was pretty pathetic. I wish I had pics, but I couldn’t take any and not make it obvious. A while back she posted on her website a mea culpa admitting to her Hooker Holly past. Her website is still up with the story admitting her porta potty past. She even added a calendar with the times she hooked up with this fat bastard and what she earned from each pillow biting session. I don’t know why she did this. Maybe to try to wash her dirty vagina clean from the years from being happy hooker holly. For whatever reason, she’s back at it and with the same old dude. You’d think she get a different dude – Uh. I guess she’s going for broke or going to not be broke. Her DA name is now Hooker Holly, I decided. Peace.

Good to know The Deck is the new Javier’s for this kind of people watching.- nik

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We Can All Book DJ Megan Daniels

October 6, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use an escorting agency out here in OC when I need to get a way from wifey and I was looking through their roster and came across the one and only DJ Megan Daniels… I guess DJing isn’t paying enough lol.

“Energy to do pretty much anything…” what does that mean?- nik

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Did Ben Upgrade Or Downgrade

October 6, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 141


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Ben, Kina’s ex, has finally moved on as well. His new gf’s name is Gigi and she is from Orange County. A lot better for him then Kina [Scooby Snack] if you ask me. What do you think Nik, Gigi or Kina?

I have to see her with less clothes on. She looks a lot older than Scooby Snack in this image.- nik

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Sarai Rollins Tags The Truth

October 5, 2014 Dubai, Newport, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how dumb is Sarai Rollins? ‘The Dubai Mall’ = Porta Potty life. I wonder if these Arabs actually undress or just lift up their skirts? Sarai let’s make a deal. I’m actually a well off individual from Newport who liked you until I saw this picture. If you can prove to me you personally paid for this trip to Dubai, I will personally refund you the full amount for the trip. No questions asks, no sexual favors. You have my word. Prove your worth in this world Sarai, not your stink.

What if her ‘modeling agency’ paid for it… does that count?- nik

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Are You Kidding Me

October 3, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 86



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love your work. Keep showing us the real side of people and keep ignoring all the haters who can’t stand to be called out on their bull. Came across this post by a DRD-ridden loser who has been called out before. Now our born-again Christian Kennesse is calling out over IG what it takes to be a “real mother” and putting their child’s needs above their own. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this from the same “mother” who’s child has heartbreaking disabilities from her non-stop drug use while pregnant which from her recent posts of a shrinking body, makes you wonder if she’s back to drinking that pepsi strong. On another note, I was horrified to see this post of her new man, Jon who did a tattoo for me. (BTW thank you for keeping me from getting any more tattoos, your site has shown me they are nothing more than skank stamps for attention seeking 1.723′s.) I am horrified that I have a DRD now just from the thought of him holding a tattoo gun to me, gloves and clean needle or not. My doctor just got a 911 call begging for a check-up. Can you put my mind at ease and tell me that being in the same room as these losers can’t give you a DRD? Love your opinion man, you are a GOD and thank Shayne for me, her pictures give me daily inspiration of what perfection is and when its time for my +2′s after working my body to her epic proportions, I am for sure using her doctor and advice for size. Major love to your beautiful family, Nik.

DRD is only airborne in Riverside. Newport is safe for now.- nik

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Fitness “Model” Alex Zerega Photoshops

September 30, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love your site and how you always call out fakes! I need to vent, I’m totally transforming my body through diet and fitness so I am always following fitness “models” on Instagram for motivation. One of my favorites is Alex Zerega. Well I saw a post from this weekend and noticed on another girls intagram that she totally photoshoped her waist smaller! WTF she is tiny anyway why would she do that?  What a insecure fake! So disappointed, wow guess even fitness models photoshop I had no idea.

Alex, next time just make the other girls around you fatter.- nik

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OC Pet Companions Are Cons

September 29, 2014 Dirty Business, Newport 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used OC Pet Companions and was completely conned. They overcharged me for time they did not do when they came to see my pet. They ignored my pet, I have proof! Then when I came home to find s*it all over the house and my bed ruined and my dogs paws were bloody!!!!! They talk about loving animals, I’m not here just to rant, they really f*cked me over and took my money and hide behind not calling me back now. NEVER HIRE THEM!!!! They lie about the amount of time they spend with your pets and what they really do when you are not home!

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Turn Down For What

September 29, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 56

I posted this video on my Facebook last week, but it’s so good I had to share it with the DA. The best Lil Jon music video ever!- nik

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