THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Caitlin Heather, another midwest transplant and model wannabe. She has a cute body. Tall, skinny, ITG and nice fake tits. Something is just ugly about her face and I thought maybe your suggestions could help launch her modeling career. She is a stripper and works under the name Detroit. She is quite popular in Anaheim, famous even.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in 2008 you posted a little story about Samer Theodory AKA OC’s Finest. This leader of the 30k millionaire club is still going strong. In 2008 he was driving a 2002 740i BMW, sucking down drinks at Sutra living in an disco ball encrusted apartment trying to go big. Good news! He is still driving that car, living in that dump, stinking up Sutra and the empire is expanding! This mogul is branching out from web pimp, calendar publisher with OC’s Finest models to clothing and children’s toys. Yep, he invented the world famous Bottle cuddler. This thing is so hilarious. Its a cheep china stuff animal with a hole in its head for bottles. Sales were so bad that he ended up donating a few boxes of this stuff to make room at the “OC’s Finest beach house”. After the Bottle Cuddle windfall he founded 24 Karat Fashion in 2012. According to the company’s Facebook as of April 2013 they are taking orders for Mens shirts website soon to launch! The suspense is real Nik. Please tell Samer to return to Lancaster and take his pepsi head clown crew with him.
Some things never change. 30K Millionaires love the Groundhog life. Everyday is a struggle living off overdraft protection.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this wanna be model Carmella McBreen goes by Carmella Rose on Instagram a couple weeks while out with some of my boys in Laguna. She comes across normal but during the course of an hour she flirted with me, and two of my boys while her BF was supposedly on his way. A couple weeks later she hooks up with another of our friends, and then I see her again at and she’s all on my nuts too! Bangin body, but words on the street is she’s burnin’ dudes. She acts like this high class model in LA but I saw some pics on tumblr that look like she’s nothin more than a cheap hoe flashing her goods to everyone with a camera.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Maricela from Newport is the worst. Fake ass bitch, terrible dye job, real boobs and make up that was obviously inspired by the mounds of pepsi she is snorting off of the dicks of many. What is she thinking? She sued The Yost Theater for sexual harassment and won 50k. Last I heard she works at Ten and from the looks of her in this pic, she spent it all on drugs.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jenna is completely gorgeous! I can’t see anything wrong with her other than her boobs might be a little too big. So, whats thie dirt on this girl? She seems too good to be true… She’s also bff’s with tranny Madison Nicole.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Angie Varona has been published a ton here and its no secret that she loves any attention she can get. It looks like she is losing some weight and in exchange her huge cans are getting smaller which is not good for IG followers. Wanted to remind her that we like them thick these days – not skinny!
Those look real to me for some reason. You can tell they smell like Old Spice.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl announced on her instagram months ago that she was prego and all the creeps stopped liking her pictures and writing all these comments about how hot and sexy she is. Well, she couldn’t take it and decided to start posting near naked pictures and her huge prego stomach. Like lady, that is cool to share with family, but to let every weirdo on the net see it is very disturbing.
Are we positive she is pregnant? The side fat rolls are throwing me off.- nik