Donna Is Still All About The Money

May 30, 2014 Newport 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Donna is still up to her same old game, she still sells that pretty European ass online and thinks by lying about it is gonna somehow make it all go away.  From what I know it is still only 500 bucks to see this pretty girl.  Sad because she won’t ever be anything in this world. Yea, I f*cked her but honestly she was so f*cked up and drunk it wasn’t all that great. She needs to really start thinking about a true career because finding a Sugar Daddy would be really hard for her.

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Joselyn Cano (Spanish Nanny) Is A Liar

May 29, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 204


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Spanish Nanny is claiming on her Instagram that she achieved her small waist by wearing a corset. Do you think this is true or did she get lipo-sculpture? Let’s not forget what her body used to look like?

It looks like they removed ribs out of her belly button.- nik

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You Are Wrong About April Cheryse +2s

May 21, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 132


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are so wrong about my friends boobs.  They do not look like footballs, they just haven’t dropped yet cause they are so new.  I know everyone is jealous of her because a while back she had no ass or breasts and now everyone wants her.  Keep hatin’ haters.

What are you talking about? I can practically see the NFL logo on those things.- nik


April Cheryse Loves Football

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Xena Has An Amazing Nose Job

May 20, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 113


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Cafe Lu posted a pic of Xena’s nose but shorty deleted it because people were talking crap on it.  But I want to know who did her nose because it looks amazing and since Spanish Nanny was working there too, they must have gone to the same guy.  Doesn anyone know?

Noses aren’t supposed to look like a circle. I don’t like it.- nik


I Feel So Scammed

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Well Known Hooker Raquel Tait Committed Suicide

May 19, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 822



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, last week well known hooker Raquel killed herself.  Obviously she had demons and  I’m not posting this to be rude.  Just want to wake up other young girls who strive to self their souls for Red Bottoms and Vacations.  I was a hooker myself and for the first few years it was great, but what it did to my mind has got me really f*cked up.  I can’t find any trust worthy man to be with me, even though I’m a perfect 10, they know I’m f*cked inside.  I constantly have nightmares of my Johns and how nasty and fat most of them were, it saddens to me to see girl like Chewy and Scooby Snack thinking they have the best lives, while inside they are slowly dying.  Girls, stop this, red bottoms aren’t worth it.

RIP Raquel Tait.- nik

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What Is Up With Spanish Nanny’s +2s

May 9, 2014 Newport, The Dirty, The Nanny 77


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what’s up with Spanish Nani’s boob? Is that a stretch mark on her left breast? All that working out (butt injections)  is taking a toll on her +2′s.

It’s nothing, she must have been laying on her stomach before this selfie… I’m more concerned about her armpit.- nik

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Newport Beware: Christopher Michaels Is A Scam Artist

May 8, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, be careful of Christopher Michaels as Newport Beach’s biggest scam artist. He scammed me out of 30k and won’t pay me back!  I wanna give a big shout out to Christopher (Kobe) Michaels and his buddy who is his bitch Justin Byler for being professional Scam Artists!!! You both knew exactly what you were doing when you used me to get what you wanted!!! How can you live with yourselves??? You obviously have no conscience or heart!!! Too bad KARMA is A Bitch and your reputation you have earned will stay with you ALWAYS!!!!  30k is serious money!!! Everyone who knows me knows if I’m posting something its no JOKE!!! He has lied to me for over a month saying he was gonna pay and ALWAYS A NO SHOW!!!  Learn from my mistake and do not trust this guy. He pretends that he will help you but instead will take your money and party with it on YOUR EXPENSE.

For a second I thought the guy on the left was the dude from Ridiculousness.- nik

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Why Do Rockstar Promo Models Photoshop

May 7, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 21


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you ever noticed how the Rockstar promo girls love to airbrush all their pictures. None of the faces you see on social networks are real.. they are all photoshopped. Rockstar models are bogus.

I can’t tell if I like that nose job or not?- nik

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