THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have anyone ever raised the question about The Nanny and how she has money.  Yes, we all know she models but she can’t be making more than 25k per year of her shows and shoots.  I just hope this girl isn’t escorting or anything because that would suck.  She seems to carry herself in a very positive manner and seems like a great person.  So does anyone know if she has any other job.

Spanish Nanny check your email. Scooby emailed you personally about coming on the radio show. Do you speak english?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley from OC.  She is a good friend of mine and I’m not here to put her on blast.  My boyfriend never stops talking about her, saying how hot she is and when can we have a threesome?  It is starting to get very annoying.  I went through his phone and he had a bunch of pictures of her saved in his phone.  I’m really considered that he is thinking about her when we have sex because his eyes are always closed.  He never use to do that.  I’m at the point where I’m ready to give in and bang her with him so he can get over the fantasy and get back to concentrating on me.  Do you think if the sex is really good, he would leave me for her?

I say you go for it. He wont like her once he sees how massive her Ilium’s are in person.- nik

K-Wash: Nik, I need to hit you on a couple things.

1) Thanks for the GCBx hook up. I’ve lost ten pounds in 35 days so far. Real talk.

2) Dirty Army, it’s war time over here at MGI. My staff and I are currently booking Nik Richie for speaking engagements at Universities across the country. If you would like Nik to speak at your school please email me [email protected].

Yeah, I’m doing speaking engagements with book signings. If you have any input or can help please email Kent and CC myself ([email protected]) and Scooby ([email protected]).- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet 909er turned OC… Ashley L who lives in Irvine. She is a fake ass b*tch always lying and perpetrating as if she is a top model, when reality she is 909 trash barely getting by in OC… Will this ever end with the 909ers coming down here and ruining the heart of the OC?

They all want the good life in OC. It’s their dream, let her mole live.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can post this if you want. My girls and I were having drinks at Javiers one evening and started having a discussion over famous people we have slept with. One of my friends said she had slept with “Scooby who hangs out with Nik Richie”, we didn’t give her any points for this. But we did give her a lot of grief considering what Scooby stands for and looks like. She explained she was only 16 at the time and they had sex below the Peppino’s restaurant by Lake Mission Viejo one night. She told me he use to be the hottest guy at Mission and we all laughed. She sent me this photo and I was shocked. She also told me that after they hooked up he never spoke to her again because he thought he was going to hell. I guess he is a die hard Mormon she said. Nik is this really Scooby or is my friend pulling my leg. Great book by the way. I was hoping for some high school stories #TRIAD.

Yup, that is Scooby Sunday. 100% Mexican Mormon. Yeah, he would go into a deep depression everytime he rubbed it out too. Joseph Smith Jr. was hard on him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, love that you live your life with blunt honesty, if everyone followed suit we’d cut the BS in half. I just bought a bottle of GCBX. I’m 5’7 and about 124 lbs, what do you think my ultimate weight goal should be?

My mind is telling me 20 pounds, but your goal should be 12.5 for now. Send us picture with results in 30 days please.- nik

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