It’s Cheaper Than Dating

August 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 360

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure my fellow “Dirty Army” brothers in Newport and surrounding areas can agree on just how BAD the traditional dating scene has become. I’m tired of meeting uneducated, minimum wage earning “6-7′s” (who think they’re dimes) from broken homes with no hope, no future. I’m tired of risking my life driving to the heart of Costa Mesa to pick them up, feeding them a meal they can’t afford, and watching them talk with their mouths open. So where have I been finding “release”? Meet Nathasha Knightly aka Naughty Natasha! For a mere $200 (for 30 minutes), she will fulfill your every desire! I used to loathe those who pay for love but in reality, what’s the difference? We ALL pay for meals, drinks, movies! We drop $200 on gas, dinner and a movie and if we’re lucky, we get to second base? Why not be assured of a grand slam on the VERY first meeting? It’s much more “cost effective” and the girls are WAY better looking on Humaniplex than Javier’s!

Her body is real though.- nik

+ Submit More Info 360 Comments

Men And Tinder

August 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years a few months back over some stupid he said she said. We didn’t speak for a few weeks but since then we have been hanging out every weekend. Which is ironic because we never spent a lot of alone time while we were together it was always work events and bars. But the other day at dinner I was closing apps of his phone and saw Tinder (The funny part is his tinder Bio is the bio I wrote for him on Instagram…real original) . I made a comment about him meeting girls on tinder and he told me he never uses it….OKAY! Please explain to me why a good looking successful man who still has sex with his ex-girlfriend all the time needs to find girls on Tinder? Do you think he still has sex and asks me to stay the weekend because he still loves me? Or is he just looking for sex where ever he can find it? I need help!!! I love him but I don’t want to waste time if I’m just getting played! I’m 8 years younger and I don’t want to watch my prime slip by me.

Don’t trust any man who has Tinder. It is a sex application.- nik

+ Submit More Info 58 Comments

Women Getting Paid Less For Same Work

August 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 83


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I read a fascinating article about how hookers are making 20% less than a few years ago for the same “work”.  The girls on average are making $260 currently per John, the average 7 years ago was over $380.  Not too long from now I figure we may see Steve Madden coming out with red-bottoms as a more affordable alternative.

I know a guy who bought this girl a pair of Red Bottoms in exchange for 7 sessions of intercourse. I feel like he got ripped off.- nik

+ Submit More Info 83 Comments

I Need Clarification On A Situation I Was In

August 20, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 424


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was at Sharkeez in Newport on a Tuesday night, having a great time and getting wasted.  So this song comes on by Future called “Move That Dope”, everyone is feeling it and singing along… the hook goes “Young n*gga move that dope, Young n*gga move that dope, They move that dope, they move that dope, Young n*gga move that dope”… everyone was singing along, then this black guy that was next to me looks at me and says I can’t be saying that!!!  I wasn’t calling anyone the N word, I was simply singing along with one of my favorite songs.  I’m confused on this because all I do is listen to rap and I don’t have a racist bone in my body.  Am I suppose to sing the song but not say some of the lyrics?  I’m sure black guys have no problem saying Cracker when they are listening to Rick Ross or any other racist rapper.  Everyone in the DA put down a comment, I want to see how everyone feels about this.  Because at the end of the day, when I use to word n*gga with my boys, its a term of endearment.

You shouldn’t be saying that word. Seriously when the chorus hits, shut your mouth.- nik

+ Submit More Info 424 Comments

If You Wanted To Book Spanish Nanny

August 18, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 167


(Click on the image to Enlarge)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, doesn’t “Luna” look like Spanish Nanny?  I have heard of this escorting agency and it has a legit reputation… so I do really think its her.  So guys, you want her?  Just make sure you have money.

Can someone text that number and see if it’s really her?- nik

+ Submit More Info 167 Comments

Looks Like Dustin Slinkard Got A New Girl

August 18, 2014 Newport 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dustin Slinkard and Shay McCall the new power couple, Dustin the self proclaimed Pirate and his newest flavor we all know and love to see Shay are an item, and making big things happen. I wonder how long it will take for him to cut this loose after he get’s what he wants. The two are both porto potties at this point everyone and everything has been with their private parts. Are you ready to be a daddy? HAHAHAHA!!!

+ Submit More Info 3 Comments

Japan Keeps It Real

August 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 102

THE DIRTY ARMY: You know Nik I see a lot of FUNKY women out on those streets while out and about. It never ceases to amaze me how RATTY some women let themselves get. It is HORRIBLE!!! Well while glancing at one of my sisters Japanese Anime’s I noticed something very peculiar that caught my eye. The girl character had the most perfect ITG – Inner Thigh Gap that I have ever seen on a woman or a cartoon character, let alone half of the slores I see on your site. Nik, please give a shout for the Anime slores and show off this beauty of an ITG for all to see. Thanks Japan for keeping it REAL!!!

Long live Japan.- nik

+ Submit More Info 102 Comments

Make It Rain On Him And You Might Get Lucky

August 15, 2014 Houston, Newport, The Dirty 161


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gay deserves to be called out who goes by the name of Rain Perez. You can find him on Instagram @RainPerez. His name alone gives off what I’m about to tell you. He is Houston’s most popular gay gold digger. He thinks everyone is jealous of him. You’re 19 years old, why do you have fake ass lips and botox like a Real Housewife? He doesn’t work or go to school but insists he’s a “trophy husband” and is constantly traveling back and forth between Houston, Los Angeles, and Miami. Hmmm, we all know what that means. Starting young… He’s linked with Nicolette Shea and Khloe “Scars” Terae. He would be nothing without his French sugar daddies. He dates all these foreign men because they’re the only ones dumb enough to fall for his bullsh*t. He’ll f*ck anything with money. Someone had to say this. No one is jealous of you.

His life is exactly what I want JV to do, but without the Gay parts. If there are any rich older women in the Newport Beach area looking for a late 20′s boy toy… Junior Varsity is ready.  Email me [email protected] so I can approve.- nik

+ Submit More Info 161 Comments