THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a regular guy. I have a degree, I work 50 hours week and make 50k per year. I drive a nice 2009 BMW 325, I have a great condo, I workout and don’t smoke cigarettes. I’m in my early thirties and all I want to do is land a girl like Tiffany Toth. She is my ideal SoCal blonde that I would die to find… but I can’t. I haven’t had sex in years and I feel its because I have no money. I spend every penny I have at Fig and Olive trying to court a girl, but they are always looking for men with money. Is there any key to getting a woman that will love you for you?
You need to be smart about your game. Find girls in other states and import them. You aren’t going to be able to afford a real SoCal girl anyway so stop wasting your time and youth. You should have women on rotation and be doing pickups from John Wayne airport every two weeks.- nik