THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been with my wife since we were both 15 and met sophomore year in high school. After our second kid, she started to grow a mustache… like a really thick one like the picture I submitted. Here is the problem, she shaved it off a few times and it came back ever stronger and thicker, so now she is refusing to do anything about it. I keep begging her to get it lazer’d off but she is refusing to do it. I’m literally about to give her an ultimatum, if she doesn’t take care of it, I’m leaving her because I’m tired of everyone laughing at us everywhere we go. Is that selfish of me?
Ugh, LaserAway that mess. Her eyes will look so much better without a mustache. Also, tell her to trim the brows. Dude, seriously grab your balls because she is a reflection of you.- nik