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June 15, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 112

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all those people who are naive and don’t think Joselyn Cano is an escort, here is the Red Bottom proof. Also, those butt implants are so noticeable and unnatural!

The overflowed trashcan in the public restroom says a lot about Spanish Nanny.- nik

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Haters Need To Stop Hating On Spanish Nanny

June 11, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 349

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who cares how much Plastic Surgery Nanny has had? The bottom line is she looks smokin HOT now and her Plastic Surgeon deserves a medal. Furthermore, her enhanced looks have allowed her to secure a Wealthy Trout in OC, every Porta Potty’s childhood dream! Look at the F**kcin size of the this Trout’s Closet. The only people hating are low income peasant Guys who haven’t been able to put it in and ugly girls who wish they had her plastic surgeon and unfortunately have to actually go to a 9 to 5 job to earn income! You’re pathetic, average and ordinary! Spanish Nanny’s stock is rising with massive appreciation. Buy in now while you can.

I wonder how sturdy those butt implants are in the doggy position.- nik

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I Need Your Wife’s Help

June 11, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 152

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I’ve been DA strong for many years now, and I think you need to post this for your female followers. I’ve been wearing extensions for 5 years now, and I’m wondering what brand your wife wears. I have platinum, cool tone blonde hair like Shayne has. I’ve always had a problem finding extensions that match my hair color perfectly. Before you judge, I’m an accountant who’s currently working for a Fortune 500 Company, and brassy, yellow-ish hair extensions are not acceptable. I typically spend several hundred on extensions, and have them dyed (which damages them). They don’t last very long, and they get damaged quickly. Please help Nik! I don’t wear “red bottoms” and rock club dresses. I rock suits, and need my hair extensions to be platinum and healthy like my natural hair. Shayne…hook me up!!! P.S. That’s Britney Spears in that pic…a definite fashion “don’t”.

Linked in Weft application. 20″ silky straight. Make sure they cut into the hair.- SDLR

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Can You Re-Evaluate Sahara Ray

June 8, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 130


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are soooooo wrong about Sahara Ray.  Like totally wrong and I’m just a little bit less of a fan of yours for saying she is anything less than a 9.555325.  Just look at the comments in her previous posts, everyone is going insane on how hot this girl is.  I want you to re-evaluate her.

6.88728215.- nik


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Joselyn Cano Is Such A Fake

June 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 354


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this online and figure it was picture, share-worthy post. Goes to show how fake this bitch is. This website pinpoints all the surgeries this fake bitch has had!!! So stop claiming you are “naturally” beautiful honey. Everyone is laughing at YOU!!!

Spanish Nanny!- nik

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Orange County’s Favorite Son

June 5, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 115

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, any Ryan Vieth updates? Last I checked, he was engaged to Sarah Rodriguez, a mother of three (a la Tamra Barney, apple doesn’t fall far from the tree), working for $12 an hour at CUT Fitness (mom’s business), living with his granny, and taking HGH? Looks like his hair is going to stick around for a few more years? What’s up with the beard?

I haven’t heard from him in years… still waiting on my wedding invitation. He makes $250k a year at CUT. The minimum wage stuff is just for the show.- nik

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Jocelyn Cano’s Sugar Daddy Caught On Camera

June 3, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 213


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Spanish Nanny forgot to check if her sugar daddy came out in the picture before posting selfies. I heard her sugar daddy is known for running through working girls on the daily. Spends a ton of money and has more than enough to last a few lifetimes.

All I see is a foot. Looks like a size eight and a half.- nik

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This Sums Up OC In My Opinion

June 3, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 56


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this today while cruising Craigslist but it seems no matter if its the hot girls that get posted on here (pay for play girls) or girls on Craigslist they will do anything for Red Bottoms. I can’t look at a pair and not think they banged someone for them!

Like I said = CLICK HERE.- nik

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