What An Asshole


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I found this online and wanted your thoughts about these type of people? DA Strong! A banker left a 1% tip in defiance of ‘the 99%’ at a Newport Beach restaurant the other week, according to his dining companion and underling who snapped a photo of the receipt and posted it to his blog, Future Ex Banker. A call to the restaurant stiffed with the 1% tip, True Food Kitchen, was referred to their corporate office, but has not yet been returned. In posting the photo, the employee gave some background on his boss and the receipt: Mention the “99%” in my boss’ presence and feel his wrath. So proudly does he wear his 1% badge of honor that he tips exactly 1% every time he feels the server doesn’t sufficiently bow down to his Holiness. Oh, and he always makes sure to include a “tip” of his own. The “tip” of his own in this case was to tell the server to “get a real job.” Pleasant. The whistleblower’s Future Ex-Banker blog includes additional background on his boss, and some insight into why he would out his gross behavior, likely resulting in an employment status of current ex-banker: I work in the corporate office of a major bank for a boss who represents everything wrong with the financial industry: blatant disregard and outright contempt for everyone and everything he deems beneath him. On top of that, he’s a complete and utter tool. At the same time, I’m still cashing paychecks, an admittedly willing—albeit reluctant—cog in the wheel of this increasingly ugly industry, so I’ve created this blog as a confessional of sorts. It won’t entirely clear my conscience, but hopefully it’ll help. I’m sure I’ll get fired eventually. Until then, enjoy.

This person has really good hand writing.- nik

Sarra Cant Close My Legs Kovatch


YOUR TEAM: Sarra cant close my legs kovatch

YOUR TEAM: Sarra cant close my legs kovatch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m the pissed ex girlfriend. Sarra Kovatch decides one night after her usual dosage of anti depressants, and Jack Caniels decides it would be a good time to f*ck my boyfriend at a coachella after party. I WAS HER BEST FRIEND. I kept all her dirty secrets for too many years and I’m ready to let it all out, this girl needs to be put DOWN! She not only homie hops from house to house using anyone she can possibly leach off of, but she also gets off on f*cking peoples boyfriends and husbands. When shes not too busy broadcasting all the drugs and alcohol she is currently on shes giving your boyfriend/and or girlfriend a lap dance with no top on or stealing your wallet. Please put her on, this b*tch needs to go down.

Sarra The Juice Bag


SARRA THE SPERM BAG.

SARRA THE SPERM BAG.

SARRA THE SPERM BAG.

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, this girl has to be stopped! Sarra “lorene” kovatch is the biggest slut to hit newport area since.. ever. EVERY time i go to the bar or even an after the bar house partys this girl is dancing like a slut on some table, bragging about being on every drug known to man kind, and taking off every article of clothing. She thinks she is so “west coast” (thats what she repeats about every 5 minutes because shes totally f**ked up on some type of pharmaceutical). THIS GIRL HAS NO OFF BUTTON, SHE WILL STOP AT NOTHING. currently shes dating this guy in san diego who has no idea that shes also fcking 3 other guys that live in OC and shes giving them all drds on top of that, without telling them shes infected! as a previous victim to this whore i would know. I’ve seen this girl with my own eyes flash a bar tender while her bf walked in the other door of the bar, then go and hook up with her”best friends” boyfriend in the bathroom! This girl pretended to be some nice, innocent, down to earth chick, only to uncover the fact that she’s just a sad sad girl who has to have 7 dicks a night to get her fix. IM SO SURPRISED she has no been posted on this site yet, please help me reveal her true colors!

Heather Dubrow Has No Class And Got Married Just To Invest In Her Future


Heather Dubrow actress, and glod digger, she has no class!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she is a wanna be actress.  She is the newest edition on the Real OC Housewives show. She has no class and married a man just to invest in her future.

The “Robo QB” ESPN Documentary Is Impossible To Find


robo QB

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright so after watching last nights replay of Nik Richie Radio I went on a huge search for the documentary and its impossible to find, I’m too young to know about Todd but after watching the interview I was really intrigued to learn more.  I know he mentioned he was going to give you a copy of the documentary and bro it be so awesome if you posted it in full on the site or even a link to it his story is amazing as to how he turned his life around, to go from the bottom of the bottom to where he is now is remarkable.

He still has a long way to go. Does anyone know where we can find “The Marinovich Project” 30 for 30. I want to see it.- nik

This Blonde Has Dirty Celeb Status Written All Over Her



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is all over tumblr and I think she is pretty hot too but whats her deal… I could hardly find a thing wrong with her.

Her jawline is a little off… I want to know more about JAWS.- nik

Kaytee Aka The Model


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaytee Mansf**** she claims she is an innocent girl from Omaha, yet she sleeps with a diff guy every other night! The LAST time we hung out she told me in a drunken stuper about her DRD Im so utterly disgusted by this girl. She told the Hispanic, 40 yr old cab driver she’d suck him off for a ride to a HORRIBLE night club called “TENS” what a gross NOT HOT mess. She kept whining ALL NIGHT about how her modeling career is over. SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE. THE FACE TO BE A MODEL and skin (yuck) 2. BODY- HELLO! NO matter how much weight you lose, you DONT HAVE A MODEL BODY! You will only be placed in cheaply done, un classy porn, shoots, and other trashy spreads u should be on! GO BACK TO NEBRASKA!

What Scam Are The Bellino’s Pulling


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Peggy from the OC housewives said on the show. That Jim Bellino has been investigated by the FBI. I remember you had some old info on them… whats thier scam..? Thanks.

What isn’t their Scam? Can we get some real people on this show already… a couple that makes legitimate money. Everyone in the OC laughs at this couple when they are seen in public.- nik

Can We Use Scooby As A Test Subject


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after watching Scooby on Nik Richie radio painfully try to make game with Jessica B. I thought of a cool experiment. Lets send him to some Pick Up Artists schools that swear they can help guys get game. Most have video conference training. If it fails, well millions of readers know for sure it is a scam and their is little hope. But if he gets serious game… well then you promote the article an hope to millions! Since he has access few people have to models an porn stars it makes him the perfect test subject!

Its a scam. Not going to waste Scooby’s time.- nik