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Notre Dame’s Beloved Prince Shembo Got Away With Rape

April 9, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, The Dirty 176



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t think of an athlete more dirty than this animal Prince Shembo. He forced himself on a poor girl, assulted her sexually and got away with it because he is good at jumping on top of other men. After the girl was driven to suicide by the bullying and threatening by Shenbos friends, teammates and campus police, coach Kelly coddled his star linebacker. He wasn’t even suspended for a single game and stayed on the team for 4 entire years. Now this vermin will be drafted into the NFL and make millions and become a star as a young lady lies 6 feet under the ground; her life stolen from her because football outweighs justice in our country. I humbly ask the dirty army to call up every NFL owner and threaten boycott if he is drafted, dont let him make millions and achieve gridiron glory he doesn’t deserve.

Anybody have Jerry Jones’ cell?- nik

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Teo’ing Is So Gay

January 17, 2013 Notre Dame, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love the fact that Manti Teo the captain of Notre Dame has made a fool of himself. Who tells the world they have a girlfriend if they have never met the person? Phone sex doesn’t count as love. This whole scandal just proves how dumb football players are. Anyway, I don’t care that Manti Teo’s fake girlfriend died of cancer, I’m more concerned about the Teo’ing bullsh*t. I suffered through the planking and Tebowing hell, I refuse to have my email flooded with these gay images of fake love. I beg people to boycott Teo’ing.

Planking is an act of zero talent, Tebowing is an act of prayer to baby Jesus and Teo’ing is an act of love. I say spread the love.- nik

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Perfect Spot For This Douchebag

April 27, 2012 Notre Dame, Winnipeg 9

perfect spot for this douchebag!

perfect spot for this douchebag!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I heard about this site a couple weeks ago and checked it out and I knew right away this is the site for this D-bag! His name is Don Mabon and he lives in Notre Dame, he has cheated on every girlfriend he has ever had including his current one who he lives with. He came back from Australia with an drd! I have no clue why she is even with him, we have tried telling her he cheats all the time but she just cant get a clue. I know for a fact he will fck over his best friends in any situation to get his dink wet. He used to date my sister and guess what he cheated on her too! If that fg wouldn`t press charges (I know he would) I would love to get the chance to give him a  down! So this is a warning to all guys who have sisters, friends who have friends, parents who have daughters…hell if you have a three legged farm animal, keep them away from this asshole! He will use and abuse. To his girlfriend- get a clue and a better guy, hes a usless tit. Do the world a favour and crawl into a hole man! Peace out Bee-otch!

A hole wouldn’t work, this fake suit would need a ditch.- nik

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Bad Mamas

February 20, 2012 Notre Dame, Wichita 3

Bad Bitches

Bad Bitches

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these three moms are some bad b*tches huh? More like SLOOTS. They wont shut their mouths because they stay with d*cks in them. They can be seen slooting it up around Notre Dame like the classy ladies they are.

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Is Notre Dame Receiver Michael Floyd SGM

July 21, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Michael Floyd (WR, Notre Dame) real or fake SGM? I think his chances go up if he wins the Heisman this year… and even higher if he stops hanging out with white guys.

Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, the only black guys I know that hang out with white guys are gay. Just Sayin’.- nik

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This Girl Leads You On

February 9, 2011 Chicago, Notre Dame, Would You? 22

This Girl Leads You On

This Girl Leads You On

THE DIRTY ARMY: So basically i go to school with this massive sloot named Tressa G, and she always tries to act so pure but you can find her hooking up with every guy at Notre Dame University and taking shots every night at the bars hoping that someone will be wasted enough to take her back to their place. Shes a big sh*t talker and thinks shes the hottest thing ever. I wouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pole. If you go to school in South Bend, Indiana or Northbrook, Illinois, STAY AWAY..this b*tch causes nothin but problems and when shes done hookin up with you she’ll move onto all your friends. So what do you think Nik?

Her forehead keeps leading on, I suggest head-ware.- nik

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Let’s Out The Scumbag That Did This

November 22, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you hear this story out of South Bend? Some scumbag football player sexually assaulted this girl, then she kills herself days later, and this guy is out playing every week for Brian Kelly’s team like it never happened. Put out the bat signal to the Dirty Army to out this loser.  Click Here To Read Full Story

So much for being a good Catholic University… I say they cancel the entire football program. All these new seasons/teams are killing to nostalgia that was once Notre Dame. I can’t even watch Rudy anymore.- nik

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Indiana’s Finest

June 30, 2010 Chicago, Dirty Cheerleaders, InCase You Didnt Know..., Indiana, Notre Dame, Ohio 14

Indiana's Finest

Indiana's Finest

Indiana's Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Caitlyn C*** and she can be found slutting it up around Indiana, specifically around the Notre Dame area. She thinks she is God’s gift to men, but the only gift she has is giving herpes to men shes hooked up with. She has herpes break outs often and has unpretected sex regularly. Guys stay away from this girl, I know first hand how dirty this skank is. She may look innocent, but shes not at all! She is infamous for sleeping with guys who have girlfriends. She is a pathetic little anorexic girl who still cannot get over her scummy exes. She is so skinny that you can see many of her bones through her skin. She has absolutely NO curves. Some +2′s and a burger might do her some good. What do you think?

She has huge thunder thighs and a tiny top (purple crayons dream).  I think she is also has an outbreak in the bottom pic.- nik

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