THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Michael Floyd (WR, Notre Dame) real or fake SGM? I think his chances go up if he wins the Heisman this year… and even higher if he stops hanging out with white guys.

Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, the only black guys I know that hang out with white guys are gay. Just Sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So basically i go to school with this massive sloot named Tressa G, and she always tries to act so pure but you can find her hooking up with every guy at Notre Dame University and taking shots every night at the bars hoping that someone will be wasted enough to take her back to their place. Shes a big sh*t talker and thinks shes the hottest thing ever. I wouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pole. If you go to school in South Bend, Indiana or Northbrook, Illinois, STAY AWAY..this b*tch causes nothin but problems and when shes done hookin up with you she’ll move onto all your friends. So what do you think Nik?

Her forehead keeps leading on, I suggest head-ware.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you hear this story out of South Bend? Some scumbag football player sexually assaulted this girl, then she kills herself days later, and this guy is out playing every week for Brian Kelly’s team like it never happened. Put out the bat signal to the Dirty Army to out this loser.  Click Here To Read Full Story

So much for being a good Catholic University… I say they cancel the entire football program. All these new seasons/teams are killing to nostalgia that was once Notre Dame. I can’t even watch Rudy anymore.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Caitlyn C*** and she can be found slutting it up around Indiana, specifically around the Notre Dame area. She thinks she is God’s gift to men, but the only gift she has is giving herpes to men shes hooked up with. She has herpes break outs often and has unpretected sex regularly. Guys stay away from this girl, I know first hand how dirty this skank is. She may look innocent, but shes not at all! She is infamous for sleeping with guys who have girlfriends. She is a pathetic little anorexic girl who still cannot get over her scummy exes. She is so skinny that you can see many of her bones through her skin. She has absolutely NO curves. Some +2′s and a burger might do her some good. What do you think?

She has huge thunder thighs and a tiny top (purple crayons dream).  I think she is also has an outbreak in the bottom pic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where to start with this jackhole. This is James. He rolls into Chicago from time to time to get wasted and do some barhopping (I’m pretty sure he goes to ND which is just the 1st problem), and acts like he runs the the city. I run into him all the time, because he knows a friend of mine, and every time I see this dbag he’s with some random girls. What I don’t get, is when I asked some of those girls what their deal with him was, they all said that they’re just friends with him. Is this guy forgy and doesn’t know it? It seems like he’s “just friends” with like 5 girls at every bar. It gets better though, I had a chance to try and figure what the sh*t was going on and talked to a couple girls he tried to game.
They told me he was awkward as hell, and as it got later, he tried to pressure each one of them–like wouldn’t leave their side, following them around, and creeper sh*t– into going home w/him. Get this, two girls said that he gave them this line “I know we don’t really know each other that well, but i have a feeling we’d be great together.” I wish I was making this up. But no, that’s the self titled, “big game” James’s pickup attempt right there. Now before you put this tool on blast, keep this in mind: This guy’s originally from the OC; when he’s not busy trying to game bar skanks with cheezy lines or pickup other dudes’ girlfriends, all you hear him talk about is how great cali is and how much money he’s gonna make when he finishes b-school. Just check the pic, put him on blast, and send him back to the mofo’in OC, we already got enough problems in Chicago as it is, we don’t need this d-bag..

Lines like that lose their affect when you tell it to 20 girls a night…douches will do anything to get laid.  And he will be nothing more than a 30k milli.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, kurt passes out mark goes to take pic and he thinks mark is a young female … priceless.

A lot of Gayness going down at Notre Dame.  You can tell this is true love by the way they hold each others hand.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Browns QB Brady Quinn gets no love on the Field at least he gets some love at the club.  Does Brady not care what he sleeps with or the girls in cleveland just that bad and this is the best he could find?

That is probably the best he could find… I know the season in Cleveland is a wash, but can’t he wait until the off season to hit the club?- nik

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Hunchbacks Of Notre Dame? Please be funny and not racist.

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Since Will Farrell started on the juice , he has been dating the girls from Jersey Shore.

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Oh Stop It? Please be funny and not racist.

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Evidence that proves Chester “Is the Father, next on the Maury show”

THE DIRTY ARMY: What was this guy thinking trying to punk Jimmy Clausen after the Notre Dame beat BC? Why can’t these people understand that Notre Dame is the best?

Is that guy crazy?  Doesn’t he know that Emu’s bite back if you try to feed them.- nik