THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Caitlyn C*** and she can be found slutting it up around Indiana, specifically around the Notre Dame area. She thinks she is God’s gift to men, but the only gift she has is giving herpes to men shes hooked up with. She has herpes break outs often and has unpretected sex regularly. Guys stay away from this girl, I know first hand how dirty this skank is. She may look innocent, but shes not at all! She is infamous for sleeping with guys who have girlfriends. She is a pathetic little anorexic girl who still cannot get over her scummy exes. She is so skinny that you can see many of her bones through her skin. She has absolutely NO curves. Some +2′s and a burger might do her some good. What do you think?

She has huge thunder thighs and a tiny top (purple crayons dream).  I think she is also has an outbreak in the bottom pic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where to start with this jackhole. This is James. He rolls into Chicago from time to time to get wasted and do some barhopping (I’m pretty sure he goes to ND which is just the 1st problem), and acts like he runs the the city. I run into him all the time, because he knows a friend of mine, and every time I see this dbag he’s with some random girls. What I don’t get, is when I asked some of those girls what their deal with him was, they all said that they’re just friends with him. Is this guy forgy and doesn’t know it? It seems like he’s “just friends” with like 5 girls at every bar. It gets better though, I had a chance to try and figure what the sh*t was going on and talked to a couple girls he tried to game.
They told me he was awkward as hell, and as it got later, he tried to pressure each one of them–like wouldn’t leave their side, following them around, and creeper sh*t– into going home w/him. Get this, two girls said that he gave them this line “I know we don’t really know each other that well, but i have a feeling we’d be great together.” I wish I was making this up. But no, that’s the self titled, “big game” James’s pickup attempt right there. Now before you put this tool on blast, keep this in mind: This guy’s originally from the OC; when he’s not busy trying to game bar skanks with cheezy lines or pickup other dudes’ girlfriends, all you hear him talk about is how great cali is and how much money he’s gonna make when he finishes b-school. Just check the pic, put him on blast, and send him back to the mofo’in OC, we already got enough problems in Chicago as it is, we don’t need this d-bag..