“Big Game” James

March 9, 2010 Chicago, Notre Dame 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where to start with this jackhole. This is James. He rolls into Chicago from time to time to get wasted and do some barhopping (I’m pretty sure he goes to ND which is just the 1st problem), and acts like he runs the the city. I run into him all the time, because he knows a friend of mine, and every time I see this dbag he’s with some random girls. What I don’t get, is when I asked some of those girls what their deal with him was, they all said that they’re just friends with him. Is this guy forgy and doesn’t know it? It seems like he’s “just friends” with like 5 girls at every bar. It gets better though, I had a chance to try and figure what the sh*t was going on and talked to a couple girls he tried to game.
They told me he was awkward as hell, and as it got later, he tried to pressure each one of them–like wouldn’t leave their side, following them around, and creeper sh*t– into going home w/him. Get this, two girls said that he gave them this line “I know we don’t really know each other that well, but i have a feeling we’d be great together.” I wish I was making this up. But no, that’s the self titled, “big game” James’s pickup attempt right there. Now before you put this tool on blast, keep this in mind: This guy’s originally from the OC; when he’s not busy trying to game bar skanks with cheezy lines or pickup other dudes’ girlfriends, all you hear him talk about is how great cali is and how much money he’s gonna make when he finishes b-school. Just check the pic, put him on blast, and send him back to the mofo’in OC, we already got enough problems in Chicago as it is, we don’t need this d-bag..

Lines like that lose their affect when you tell it to 20 girls a night…douches will do anything to get laid.  And he will be nothing more than a 30k milli.- nik



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Kurt AKA Loverboy

February 1, 2010 Notre Dame, The Dirty 26

kurt aka loverboy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, kurt passes out mark goes to take pic and he thinks mark is a young female … priceless.

A lot of Gayness going down at Notre Dame.  You can tell this is true love by the way they hold each others hand.- nik



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Brady Quinn At The Club

December 22, 2009 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, The Dirty 27

at least Brady Quinn gets love in the club

at least Brady Quinn gets love in the club

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Browns QB Brady Quinn gets no love on the Field at least he gets some love at the club.  Does Brady not care what he sleeps with or the girls in cleveland just that bad and this is the best he could find?

That is probably the best he could find… I know the season in Cleveland is a wash, but can’t he wait until the off season to hit the club?- nik



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Caption Of The Day

December 22, 2009 Caption of the Day, Notre Dame, The Dirty 62

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Hunchbacks Of Notre Dame? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Dirty Soldier

Since Will Farrell started on the juice , he has been dating the girls from Jersey Shore.



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Caption Of The Day

December 9, 2009 Caption of the Day, Notre Dame, The Dirty 59

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Oh Stop It? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Bupster

Evidence that proves Chester “Is the Father, next on the Maury show”



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Jimmy Heisman

October 25, 2009 Boston, Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, The Dirty 59

Jimmy Heisman

THE DIRTY ARMY: What was this guy thinking trying to punk Jimmy Clausen after the Notre Dame beat BC? Why can’t these people understand that Notre Dame is the best?

Is that guy crazy?  Doesn’t he know that Emu’s bite back if you try to feed them.- nik



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

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If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Dirty Cops Near Notre Dame

May 8, 2009 Dirty Cops, Notre Dame 23

Dirty Cops Near Notre Dame

Dirty Cops Near Notre Dame

THE DIRTY ARMY: The blonde is named Erin. The cops are from a neighboring town of Mishawaka, IN. Oh yeah, and I also included a pic of her best Michael Phelps impression. All taken from her F@ceb00k page. Hmmm…Dirty cops AND bong hits!

I like how the cop is trying to not look into the camera, we can all see the little perverted smirk on his face though.- nik



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