THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a die hard Raiders fan and I’m so sick of picking Darren McFadden with my first pick in Fantasy Football, because every year he seems to find an excuse/injury not to play.  The guy is a total China doll and only good for about 3 or 4 games a season.  I was so frustrated a few weeks back that I forgot to send this to you.  While he should be rehabbing his injury the idiot was hosting some Halloween party… like WTF?  Why would you be out clubbing and getting wasted when your team is struggling and desperately needs you.  Its pisses me off and I have officially burned my 2 McFadden jerseys and never again will I draft him in FF.

My tweets below:

I always thought I would leave the game after my 3rd championship, but McFadden has made me realize it’s time to go. This will be my last season of Fantasy Football… I don’t want to be part of something where loyalty between player and GM is not equal.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear about the Fantasy Slut League in a high school just outside of Oakland CA?  At Piedmont High they have a system set up for Varsity athletes to hook up with one another.  The league has been going on for 5 years and it basically awards you for having sex or doing sex acts with others.  The more you do, obviously the more points you get.  Wish I had that when I was in high school. Click here to read full article. 

So if you draft a beat chick you still have to hook up with her? This doesn’t sound like a Fantasy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my husband and I have been die hard 49ers fans since our teens.  Now in our 40′s I couldn’t tell you how many games we have been too.  But in the past few years things have changed significantly.  We bring out our whole family to the games and tailgate and use to have such a good time. Now opposing team fans, especially Raiders will come by our area and talk smack, throw beers at us and say nasty things to my little girl.  Last week at the game against the Giants, my husband and his dad were jumped and beat to a pulp at the game.  I’ve seen so many fights in the past 3 years and I think the NFL needs to do something about this.  We are now scared to attend a game and support out 49ers.

Like I told Scooby- “49er fans are the same as Raider fans, they just make $10k a year more in salary. Don’t get it twisted.”- nik

I just want to thank the A-Team organization for making this a smooth transition. Our league is full of garbage GM’s who really don’t understand Player-GM relationships. Our franchise [Team Hooman] takes pride in the mental wellbeing of our players and their families. Darren I know we didn’t see eye to eye last year because of your “injuries”, but as a true GM much like Steinbrenner… I always get my guy. DMC we still have a long season ahead of us and I know the boys RG3 and Foster are excited for your arrival. Lets work!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chris Perez, the All-Star relief pitcher for the Cleveland Indians, decided to humor this douchy Oakland A’s fan and engage the clown in some trash talk. The A’s fan seems very angry about something but seems unprepared for the verbal barrage Perez unleashes. Perez opens up aggressively, boasting he has “more saves than your whole f*cking team.”

Oakland fan – we’re ahead of you in the standings!

Perez: “I don’t give a f*ck. I don’t give a f*ck. What’s my salary?”

Oakland fan – how many blown saves do you have?

Perez: “Four. Was I an All-Star again you piece of sh*t?”

[Perez tells an usher to kick the loser out of the stadium.]

Perez: “Get your dick out of your mouth.”

Oakland fan – you’re classlees, bro! get a haircut!

And then Perez walks away high-fiving a teammate.

Chris Perez does need a haircut. The East Bound and Down look was cool two years ago.- nik