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Raiderettes Secretly Celebrate Lawsuit Victory

October 17, 2014 Oakland, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, any and all Raiderettes blast Lacy and Caitlin and everyone else who sued the Raiders, now that they’ve won theyre all cashing out and still not thanking her for fighting for their rights. Whats up with that? You can’t shun someone in public and still reap from their benefits.

Rams, Raiders and Chargers — which team do you want to move to LA?- nik

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PMTattoos Player

September 22, 2014 Oakland, San Francisco 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Philip Milic (“pmtattoos) is very well known on the tattoo artist community on instagram and very talented at what he does. Homie is 37 years old and creeps on 20-year-olds on instagram using his insta celebrityism. It’s all a game, he puts up hella posts of them and his “eternal love” for them and is literally ALL ABOUT them for a few weeks until he deletes absolutely everything to set up for the next girl. He even has a 6 year old son and introduces these girls to him too so i can’t imagine him getting an accurate picture of how to treat women. Recently he got involved with Beju Naomi (“Beju_”) who’s been posted here twice, only to dump her. his lies are still on Bejus insta and they’re so funny now. He gave her some beautiful leg tattoos tho and now shes modeling more. Enter new bitch “Ily”, a ridiculous girl from Turkey with bad implants who laughably moved to new york to study fashion. This guy is all about her now and claims she’s moving in with him and his young son permanently now after they’ve been dating I guess long distance for a month. he stopped blowing Beju up on his instagram only a week before posting this new girl. Homie serial instagram-marries these randos for the entire world to see, and did i mention he is THIRTY SEVEN. Nik, try to tell me this new girl doesn’t look mentally handicapped (if you didn’t already know she was studying “fashion”).

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Hypocrite Raiderette Caitlyn And Others

June 11, 2014 Oakland, The Dirty 101


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it upsets myself and other Raiderette’s the drama surrounding the lawsuit, one minute we all shun and hate on the ones sewing the next you’re one of them..make up your minds! Either you love the organization or you don’t! Caitlyn is the latest to join the group sewing publicy, but we all know it’s because she thought her +2′s would help her become the face of the organization which hasnt happened which belongs to brandi. Can we just get back to cheering and doing what we love?

I think you mean ‘suing’.- nik

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What Is Going On In Oakland

February 17, 2014 Oakland, The Dirty 364

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the f*ck is going on in Oakland?  I grew up in the bay area and was talking to a friend and he was trying to explain to me how bad it has got there and how cops are even scared to be on patrol.  Check out this news clip… its like anarchy out there.  God, I feel so bad for anyone that has to live in that area, you could literally die at any moment.  Oakland needs to the national guard cause the cops can’t do sh*t about it as you can see.

I blame Obama.- nik

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Tough Times For The Raiderettes

December 18, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, Oakland, San Francisco, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s that tough time of the year where even the plastic Raiderette’s have to get out from the filth of Oakland and work the ritzy street corners of San Francisco’s shopping district to beg for change. It’s ironic seeing that Caitlin and Althea already have boob jobs, what else could they be pan handling for?  Would you like to help a poor needy Raiderette out?

These girls definitely look like they are from the streets of Oakland. You  gotta love the Raiders for sticking with their community when it comes to recruiting cheerleaders.- nik

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Darren McFadden Aka China Doll

August 26, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Oakland, The Dirty 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last year I f*cked my whole Fantasy Football season by trading all my running backs for Darren McFadden… looks like everyone is going to stay away from the China Doll this year… check out what was said on Yahoo Sports about him… “Darren McFadden, if you put him on your team, you will lose your league,” King said. “You will regret the fact that you drafted him, and you will emotionally be unstable because of the fact he does not care.”  Dirty Army don’t waste a pick on this douche.

I feel your pain, but this is a contract year. Darren has no choice, he has to perform or be broke. If you can get him in the 4th round of your draft, pull the trigger.- nik

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Darren McFadden Needs To Get His Priorities Straight

November 14, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Oakland, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a die hard Raiders fan and I’m so sick of picking Darren McFadden with my first pick in Fantasy Football, because every year he seems to find an excuse/injury not to play.  The guy is a total China doll and only good for about 3 or 4 games a season.  I was so frustrated a few weeks back that I forgot to send this to you.  While he should be rehabbing his injury the idiot was hosting some Halloween party… like WTF?  Why would you be out clubbing and getting wasted when your team is struggling and desperately needs you.  Its pisses me off and I have officially burned my 2 McFadden jerseys and never again will I draft him in FF.

My tweets below:

I always thought I would leave the game after my 3rd championship, but McFadden has made me realize it’s time to go. This will be my last season of Fantasy Football… I don’t want to be part of something where loyalty between player and GM is not equal.- nik

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Fugly Home-Wreckin’ Raiderette

October 23, 2012 Dirty Cheerleaders, Oakland, San Francisco 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Were Raiderettes always this ugly? Well, this years line up seems to be full of ugly heffers. In my opinion, this chick (Jenae Nicole) is the fattest, ugliest, most idiotic Raiderette of them all. She seems to get a kick out of sleeping with married men … what a dumb bi*ch. She thinks she’s such hot shit. So, yeah, she is getting 15 min of fame for now, but she’s ultimately just a fat, lame dental assistant. Nik – will you just put this chick in her place and out her for the home-wrecker that she is!!

That flyer couldn’t be more right (to the left of her head).- nik

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