THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Agnessa Eltsina, i came across this chick on Model Mayhem. I was reading about her she is stating how she doesn’t do nudes would never do nudes and i’m like ok cool what a pretty girl BUT THEN i went to a photographers page and what do you know fully nude pictures of the chick “that doesn’t get naked” taken less than 2 days ago. First off how could any female in their right mind allow some old man to take fully nude photos of them. Maybe this is okay in Russia because Russians are dirty and have no class but this is AMERICA! To top it off she has roast beef wings. [Click here for hearts]

I don’t care who you are… every girl on the planet will take naked pictures for the right price.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Tuesday Wh**e, she is thinks she is Gods gift to the world. (haha, my ass) Just cause you have big boobs and a decent ass, doesn’t mean sh*t!! She has stretch marks on her stomach after giving birth to two kids. She doesn’t even look after them, her and her mom go out to party all the time. Two baby daddys. After hanging out with her for a while, I’VE decided she is a one-of-a-kind sloot and I NEVER would I.

Fix your stretch marks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik say Bye Bye Beta. After a pledge of Beta Theta Pi dropped the pledge process and turned over all his gathered information regarding hazing to his sister in AOPi she had him confess to Beta’s Nationals, which didn’t go over well with them. The fraternity went under several weeks investigation only to be kicked off of Ohio State’s campus until at least 2014. As well, disbanded members participated in Kappa Delta’s Philanthropy’s Event, “KD Slapshot,” and ended up causing several hundreds dollars worth of damage causing KD to have to donate all the money they raised to the ice rink in order to pay for damages. Beta, you may have been a semi-top tier fraternity, but are now nothing more than pathetic GDI’s, enjoy it. Viva Los Betas!

Is the house empty? Can I move in and pay rent? I want to start my own non-sanctioned Frat.- nik