The Nastiest In Natti Goes To OU This Year

October 8, 2012 Cincinnati, Ohio State 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nathan hall is new to OU this year, he may be sexy as hell but stay clear , he hooked up with 50 girls in panama city on spring break, cheated on his beautiful x girlfriend and ruine her life so bad she moved to florida , if you knew the details youd murder this kid. He hit her a week before she moved and bruised her face, thats not even the worst part He lives in milford ohio and trys to get with every girl there dont let him fool you, hes a tool and the most conceited guy youll meet, rumor is he caught the herpes. All accurate and true information .

Sounds like he’s trying to make a name for himself with this made up story.- nik



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**UPDATE: Sigma Pi Until I Die

September 4, 2012 Dirty Greeks, Ohio State, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we had a party last Friday at the Sigma Pi house and this chick Marissa couldn’t hang. My frat dog wanted to bone her too, but she just kept throwing up Big Macs from McDonalds. NOT SO HOT MARISSA. I vote to ban her from the house. Thoughts Nik?

Does Marissa have a face? Because her boyfriend next to her looks rough.- nik

**Update: Dirty army strong from OSU, here is Marissa’s face and lifestyle. All she does is puke nik.**



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Ohio State Hottie

August 21, 2012 Cincinnati, Ohio State, Would You? 7

ohio state hottie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve liked this girl since highschool. Shes really nice, smart, and absolutely gorgeous. Shes going through to be a Doctor and has natural +2′s! She hot without makeup and with, not to mention she has an amazing upper thy gap and a perfect stomach. So nik, Would you?

Answer: No, Hotties don’t crop out 75% of their body.



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Russian Model In The 614

August 7, 2012 Cleveland, Ohio State, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Agnessa Eltsina, i came across this chick on Model Mayhem. I was reading about her she is stating how she doesn’t do nudes would never do nudes and i’m like ok cool what a pretty girl BUT THEN i went to a photographers page and what do you know fully nude pictures of the chick “that doesn’t get naked” taken less than 2 days ago. First off how could any female in their right mind allow some old man to take fully nude photos of them. Maybe this is okay in Russia because Russians are dirty and have no class but this is AMERICA! To top it off she has roast beef wings. [Click here for hearts]

I don’t care who you are… every girl on the planet will take naked pictures for the right price.- nik



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She Thinks She Is God’s Gift To Earth

June 6, 2012 Columbus, Ohio State 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Tuesday Wh**e, she is thinks she is Gods gift to the world. (haha, my ass) Just cause you have big boobs and a decent ass, doesn’t mean sh*t!! She has stretch marks on her stomach after giving birth to two kids. She doesn’t even look after them, her and her mom go out to party all the time. Two baby daddys. After hanging out with her for a while, I’VE decided she is a one-of-a-kind sloot and I NEVER would I.

Fix your stretch marks.- nik



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Bye Bye Beta

May 23, 2012 Dirty Greeks, Ohio State, The Dirty 14

Bye Bye Beta

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik say Bye Bye Beta. After a pledge of Beta Theta Pi dropped the pledge process and turned over all his gathered information regarding hazing to his sister in AOPi she had him confess to Beta’s Nationals, which didn’t go over well with them. The fraternity went under several weeks investigation only to be kicked off of Ohio State’s campus until at least 2014. As well, disbanded members participated in Kappa Delta’s Philanthropy’s Event, “KD Slapshot,” and ended up causing several hundreds dollars worth of damage causing KD to have to donate all the money they raised to the ice rink in order to pay for damages. Beta, you may have been a semi-top tier fraternity, but are now nothing more than pathetic GDI’s, enjoy it. Viva Los Betas!

Is the house empty? Can I move in and pay rent? I want to start my own non-sanctioned Frat.- nik



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Meet Slornora

May 15, 2012 Columbus, Ohio State, Would You? 9

slornora

slornora

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sonora. A random girl at OSU who is actually obsessed with herself. She posts pictures all over social media sites just to get attention. She gets around. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s filthier then her shoes.



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Racist Sloot

May 7, 2012 Columbus, Ohio State 6

Racist sloot

Racist sloot

Racist sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lib*y lane, a small breasted sloot thinks shes the hottest thing on campus. Has a list of guys shes boned longer than Lane AVE. She goes out and eating loads of food after getting beer fed to her by randos. She thinks a beer bottle is like a penis. Also got an abortion during her 2nd year here. She goes up to random people and is completely racist towards them, tells them they haven’t experienced segregation or the holocaust. This girl needs to be on full blast- oh wait she gets blasted every Thursday-Saturday night.

Looks like she’s being touched by her uncle…just saying.- nik



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