THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we had a party last Friday at the Sigma Pi house and this chick Marissa couldn’t hang. My frat dog wanted to bone her too, but she just kept throwing up Big Macs from McDonalds. NOT SO HOT MARISSA. I vote to ban her from the house. Thoughts Nik?
Does Marissa have a face? Because her boyfriend next to her looks rough.- nik
**Update: Dirty army strong from OSU, here is Marissa’s face and lifestyle. All she does is puke nik.**