THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can’t get any worse than this. Athletes getting wild! This is L**sa Gre**am on the softball team. I heard about this girl a few times in passing with other friends. She is a sloot wh*re. She is an athlete at OSU who likes to sleep with other athletes, particularly football players. When I say sleep with, I mean suck off. I don’t think they would even fu*k her. She’s given head to most of the football and basketball team JT moore, Chad, Sully among the most famous names. I’ve met her like twice, she tries to act all innocent but she’s not fooling anyone. One of my football player friends told me she is on a certain wall in their locker room where they write down hoes. “L**sa Head Queen” is what is currently written. She just wants the recognition of football players and basketball players. To her, sleeping with them is like winning white girl olympics. And her half asian friend isn’t an apple to far from this tree.
Hefty chicks (I mean softball chicks) are gossip queens, what better thing to talk about.- nik