THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl gose by Lyndsey Ca**well shes the biggest skank in central ohio! She loves getting wasted & taking what she calls “sexy pic”… really, I think she looks like an ugly mouse or chip munk w/ oversize boobs! you tell me nik!
It looks like they caused her to fall on her face a lot, she must have some back problems with those milk jugs.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is Emily. If you see her STAY AWAY, its possible you can get some kind of disease from this bop. She goes to toledo but goes all around to all the colleges evading her bf to get laid. The only reason she has a bf is to steal all the cash he has and then some. WATCH FOR THIS WH*RE.
She’s obese, and I don’t care about mid-west trash.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, MY GOD! These have got to be the most BEAT cheerleaders I have ever seen. I thought this was some kind of joke, but these really are OSU’s finest. Where did they host the tryouts? A trailer park? I have to admit that I’ve considered Ohio State a tainted University ever since they cheated themselves to a football national title a couple years back VS Miami. No wonder the camera man never gives any money shots during their games. Amen to that!
The Ohio State is not what is used to be. I blame Global Warming.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I see this girl every now and again around Columbus. Anyone have dirt? Would you nik?
Answer: no. She looks brain dead and I see some buck teeth.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alex. She goes to OSU, and would make a perfect addition to your stables! Not only does she have the perfect horse face, she is also a master at wearing a MAC shield. She thinks she one of God’s gifts to men, and that everyone loves her. In reality, she can be a spoiled b*tch. So what do ya say, Nik? New horse? Would you?
Answer: No, she could fit an entire apple in her mouth (I can tell), and plus her thighs touch.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche has been trying to hit me up for the past few weeks. He honestly thinks he is fooling everyone with these cheesy photoshopped pictures. I mean give me a break this guy carries a bottle of grease around, just in case someone is taking pictures and really the man bra is just crossing the line.
Talk about a weirdo… his spider sides suck and his wine glass abdominals are disgusting. Also, digging the starfish shoulder tat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was on my way to the Ohio State vs Iowa game last Saturday and I saw this winner passed out and surrounded by police. Glad they have all the officers on this guy at one time.
Yeah, he looks like a may be dangerous… I bet you he could still outrun the fat cop on the right while laying there.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Is his right hand in a awkward place? I think he just lost his virginity during prom. Mentally at least.
I’m pretty sure he has a touch of downs. -nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: So, I went to this one party, and guess who is there nik, the girl who does not drink. Does she have a hole in her chin?
I told you all girls lie. Her hand is there cause its just a natural reflex when she’s in that position.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you believe a guy was driving this car?
His Mom is forcing him to become a 30K Millionaire.- nik
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