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Tie Dye Suit Real Or Fake

Posted in Ohio, Ohio State | March 18th, 2010

OSU TIE DYE SUIT REAL OR FAKE SGM?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is rocking a tie dye suite. Is this real or fake SGM.

Fake, real SGM don’t make their own clothes.- nik

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Isn’t This How Whales Eat

Posted in Ohio, Ohio State | March 11th, 2010

Jenny Tatge and Sara Plant

Jenny Tatge and Sara Plant

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jenny Ta*** and Sara Pl***.  These bitches smash the homies. They dont give a f*ck whose boyfriend it is theyll hop on the dick fast. They have no t*ts and look like tranvestites. sorry sweetie makeup will never make you beautiful..

Gross, their mouths have been worked into a permanently open position.- nik

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Miss Elizabeth Ex Hooters Girl

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio, Would You? | March 10th, 2010

miss elizabeth

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik……this is elizabeth …. she was a hooters waitress in kentucky ……..not any more she thinks she is hot sh*t and she is not at all……. she hangs out with this other girl and they think they run cincinnati …….. check out this second picture oppps some one had a little bitch to much to drink……..blast this Who*e…..

Working at hooters is never something to brag about…If your claim to fame is working at there you should be embarrassed.- nik

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Cocktail Keena

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio | March 9th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have more dirt on this Keena girl, she sent this to one of my guy friends and so I figured I would put it on here since she loves all of the attention. Who does this girl think she is? Photoshop doesn’t do anything for you sweetie. I think it’s time to try and do something with your life instead of attempting to become something you will never be. Get your GED and get a real job, you probably don’t even get paid for getting your pictures taken. And the porno thing, please everybody go to [removed] and check out her porn. Straight trash is all I have to say..

Also See: More of the ugly cocktail Keena

Girls like this turn to porn for their love of the purple crayon…they just don’t like to admit it.- nik

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Say Yes To This Girl

Posted in Chicago, Ohio, Would You? | March 8th, 2010

say yes to this girl

say yes to this girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik- this is ande. she’s gorgeous and has the perfect body how could you say no?

Answer: no.  I don’t like the leprecon look, if only she was short i’d have my pot of gold.

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Gorgeous Brunette, You Would

Posted in Ohio, Ohio State, The Dirty, Would You? | March 4th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I get on your site whenever I need to laught my ass off. This is my first submission however. I read you were looking for a brunette and I wanted to show you this phenomenal girl. I went to college and used to work with this girl Bre up in Toledo, OH. She has the sweetest and coolest personality of any girl. I know you are gonna say she needs +2s, but she is amazing without them already. Well niki, will you admit that you would with her?

Answer:  Sorry, I wouldn’t because her face is built like a mans… but I am not losing hope, I know there is a Brunette out there that will win my heart.  I dream about it every night.

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Mall Trout Spotted In Canton

Posted in Cleveland, Ohio, The Dirty | March 1st, 2010

Mall Trout Spotted in Canton

Mall Trout Spotted in Canton

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy was spotted at the Cleveland mall and has filtered his way down to Canton. These pics were taken earlier this week. He’s now wearing gold shades, platform goth boots and a shirt that says ‘totally kool’. He’s also known to holler at all the ladies while sitting in the food court.

Talk about a mid-life crisis!- nik

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Skank Of Athens

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio | February 24th, 2010

Skank of Athens

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Marybeth. Interests include taking dick, blacking out, excessive tanning, and self-conscious sh*t talking. Whether you can hear her from a mile away howling laughing “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE” or you find her stroking your bulge for a drink, spend a day or two in the bars around athens and you’re sure to run into this gem. Beware though! this vag is stanky and should not be tampered with. ENTER AT OWN RISK!

She looks like a shovel.- nik

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One Helluva Drug

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio | February 22nd, 2010

Cocaine is one helluva drug

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this broke loser is Brian W. He is 30 and lives in a house that his mother owns. He and his equally sucking at life brother, Billy, claim to own a ghetto bar in Fairfield that is actually owned by their father. Brian is wrapped up in c*ke and recently downed a bottle of pills and wrecked his vehicle into a light pole. All because his abortion having girlfriend left him, he lost his salary as a thief loan consultant and because his penis is child like. Seriously, the smallest penis in Cincinnati. It’s freakishly small! Here’s to you B!

he clearly doesn’t share or he wouldn’t have a girl twice his size on his arm…Not something to be proud of.- nik

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I Like Your New Hair Color

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio, Would You? | February 19th, 2010

The Giant is going Black!

The Giant is going Black!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eli** Je*** what are we gonna do with you, now you dye your hair black your starting to get a little fatter? No more Miss America for you hunny :) I guess bar tending has started taking its toll on Ms. Je***. Check out the legs and the knee caps. Ewwwwwww Nik you know you love her!

I don’t like chicks that look like dudes.- nik

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