11.15.09

Beat Down Mom

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Miss NIKKI F*WLER…she thinks she is the Hottest chick in all of ohio, and she would tell me that she has a fat daughter thats shes embarrassed of so she gave up custody to her babbydaddy, bc she rather party and be “popular” then be a good mom. I know for fact shes slept with half the guys we all know in NEWTON FALLS/ WARREN OHIO for money and Favors and got cl*hmydia! yuck! she works as a bartender now and needs to grow up some day. BTW HER MYSPACE HAS MORE PICS OF HER PARTYING UP and posing LIKE A SL*T THEN OF HER OWN KID…sad, at least shes getting fat haha, Nik what do you think?

I think you are a terrible friend, obviously this girl has mental issues… what a waste of good eyes.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Swedish Hoe

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this horse face needs a cold hard slap in the face from reality, shes insane.  This girl thinks she is the hottest thing on the planet,  girl can’t even get a guy who is worth more than 50g’s.  She thinks she should be spoiled by guys and have everything of hers paid for.  She is Swedish and thinks that makes her much hotter, she will talk with a heavy accent to guys she meets thinking they love it, its the best when she changes her accent in front of your face, Ive seeen her talk to 3 different guys and tell them all different bullsh”t stories about what she does or where she is from.  Swedish barbie as she likes to call herself is a dumb bitch who gets played by 30k’s, you know your not hot if you can’t get a respectable guy.  Nik would you with this Swedish hoe

Answer: no.  She has a horse face, a big nose and needs +2’s.


Nik Richie

11.03.09

+2’s Don’t Make You A Model

Posted in Cleveland, Ohio

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik whats the one thing that should be the last thing on your mind after you have a baby…BOOBS…This is Heather W, she is 22 has had a kid now got her boobs done so now she figures she will be a model (and she is ok with nude modeling) some influence she will be…aren’t you supposed to settle down after a baby not start living up your life and trying to party and travel all the time…So ya Nik Heather is a ditz she never thinks anything through, she is ugly and is easily persuaded by guys, no matter how much bullsh*t they feed her..Nik this girl needs to grow up and get this stupid modeling dream up (carshows and events where u walk around practically naked is not modeling its being a hussy, a slut a promo girl lol) +2’s do not make you a model Heather.

I think it is called postpartum depression?- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

I Take What I Can

Posted in Cleveland, Ohio

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this lil guy Donny is just another douche trying to sleep with as many people as he can and seem cool to his FORGY friends.  He hangs out with Super Pimp for gods sake, that guy 70 years old and still going out in pink and purple dresses thinking he is god.  Nik donny here is pretty well known, and by that I mean people may recognize him because of how often he goes out and how retarded he is when he does.  This guy probably walks up to every single girl in a bar or club and will try and show his body off and tell them about all the amazing things he has done…which i might add are all lies.  If his friends only knew what he told their girlfriends they would no longer like him..This douche will try and weasel his way between his friends and their girlfriends…Nik I think we should call him MD for midget douche.

Easy on the WNBA action Donny.  It is okay to go for smurfs.- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

KooKoo Katchooo

Posted in Columbus, Ohio

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Dona she is the definition of a sloot.  You know CoCo, Ice T’s chick, well that’s who this dillusional girl thinks she looks like.  She has nasty tattoos on her thighs so she gets more attention when she wears her slutwear, short shorts or her favorite short skirts for easy access.  Her hair looks like a birds nest she has so many extensions in, she wears pounds of make-up, is in her 30’s and hooks up with guys like its her job.  This fake stuck up bitch needs to realize her place in the food chain or hooking up chain and she is definitely near the bottom.

So she wants to look like that? That’s surprising.- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

Hungry

Posted in Dirty Rides, Ohio

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik only in Ohio would you see something this weird.  Dude must own a KFC branch or something…I hate KFC, I don’t even wanna try that new grilled chicken..would you try it nik or have you, does it get your stamp of approval


Nik Richie

10.21.09

Kirk Herbstreit Friends With Cleveland’s Favorite Escort?

Kirt Herbstreit is Friends with Cleveland's #1 Hooker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like while Kirk Herbstreit was in Ohio for a Buckeye game, he met our favorite Cleveland model…i mean ….hooker. Oh, and looks like we just outted her real name.  How much do you think she charged Kirk?

Maybe they are just distant relatives?- nik

Also See:  Cleveland’s Favorite Model


Nik Richie

10.15.09

Shoot Out In West Toledo, Ohio

Posted in Dirty TV, Ohio, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY:  At least five gunmen are wanted after a wild-west style shootout sent patrons fleeing from a bar in Toledo, Ohio. Amazingly, no injuries were reported.

This would be so much better if they had gangster rap playing in the background.- nik


Nik Richie

10.14.09

Its Your Turn

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Molly who back stabbed her best friend Nina. who has repeatedly been put on her from molly and allie I am friends with the both of them. I didnt step into this until the N word gets thrown into it all.. But Molly needs to be put on blast… She had been down the block and back, if he is black she has prolly sucked or f*cked him.  From what i heard she f*cked 2 dudes in the same day like it was a joke.. We all know her and allie j*an are posting the things about nina.. But bitch needs to see how it feels.. Lets get it right Molly is a straight nasty hoe who lie to get any man even if it ruins friend ships.. So put this big nosed fat ass on blast.. What do you think?

I think she could possible be a guy and you may have started a war getting this beast mad.  It looks like she has cottage cheese over her whole body… gross.- nik


Nik Richie

10.14.09

Cincinnati Girl Likes To Get Around

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Gabrielle Br*nson and she is 18, and has slept with more guys then she has fingers and toes. she has be gangbanged had a train ran on her and has had sex with everyone at her school.. shes a sl*t in everyway, she thinks she is perfect but she just hangs out with wh*res see for your self.

She has got a nice rack for an 18 year old.  Just Sayin’.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"