Man Sloot, Keep Clear

Man Sloot.. Keep clear unless you want to be Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche named Seth from Columbus Ohio seems to think he is hot sh*t when he needs to put on some weight or at least keep his shirt on. He is constantly adding pictures of himself to his facebook that he took with his cell phone in the mirror. Even myspace angles can’t hide the fact you are too skinny. I’ve heard from multiple girls that he likes to sleep around. Stay clear of this guy unless you want something dirrrty down under. Not to mention the fact that he can’t get a job. what a loser.

A sloots a sloot, forgy or straight. You can’t expect this forgy sloot to act normal.- nik

Angel Of What

Posted in Cleveland, Ohio

Angel of What????

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This nasty thing calls herself Angel R** e. Why does she continue to show so much skin? Why do my eyes burn? She thinks she is hot sh*t in big city of Canton Ohio. Plus she is a Bengals fan so her rating of 2 (of 10 only for the laugh factor) gets lowered a half point. No need to ask if you would…. we know the answer.

I almost felt bad for this witch until I saw the frontal tramp stamp and the douchebags shes with.- nik

Would You

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio, Ohio State, Would You?

Would You???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chicks name is Alex M** i’ve seen her around my school shes friends with one of my dude’s gf’s. I found her on facebook, don’t know much about her at all, I just think shes gorgeous in a natural way unlike most the skanks at my school,… so what do you think? would you?

Answer: No, large cheeks and wallet flaps beside and above her mouth.

Biggest Bottle Rat In Canton Ohio

Posted in Cleveland, Ohio

Biggest bottle rat skank in Canton Ohio

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this skank Brittney has screwed half of Stark County Ohio, she’s a nasty ass bottle rat that get’s wasted, snorts Oxyc**tin and cheats on every “boyfriend” she’s ever had. For your own sake, men of Ohio, stay away from this ROACH!

I thought the bottom pic was from halloween, some people were just born ugly…nice eyebrows and bow.- nik

Dumb Sloot Will Do Anything For Drugs

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio

Dumb sloot will do anything for drugs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help to make this sloot famous. Her name is Elisha G***. She’s from maineville and loves to screw, if you got free drugs for her. Her voice sounds like a damn squeek toy, and bitches if she’s not center of attention. She brags about having slept with 8 guys last year at OU (her college in Athens) while she was drunk and high out of her mind. Rummor has it that there’s a video, personally I havent seen it, and that she came back from college with some leakage. Would want to either. Look at her, she’s beat! She dated a friend of mine for awhile, and the entire time, she was blowing the guy off so she could go get banged for a free high. In the end he said he is glad he never slept with the sloot. Her daddy, who of course buys her everything, would disown her if he only knew. She wants to be well known, here’s a start. What you think Nik?

Sloots will be sloots, you can’t change em…I still don’t understand why any guy would date them knowing they will be sucking on other gregs.- nik

Ohios Finest Douchebags

Posted in Ohio, Ohio State

Ohios finest Douchebags

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Ben P. Travis H. and Ryan S. They are to lame to get laid on thier own so they take advantage of girls by getting them drunk or drugged out. All 3 of them have really tiny d!cks and big egos. They are broke mommas boys and think they are really the sh!t. .. and Travis, the midget in the middle, has tried f>cking me since the 3rd grade and we all know he got herpees simplex from Molly Le**. ALL 3 OF YOU ARE LOOSERS, GO BACK TO SCHOOL, AND LEARN HOW TO TREAT WOMEN. With that all said, Nik, please let them know if they keep it up where they will end up.

These are the kinda guys who watch porn together. Just embrace being a forgy guys, people may start to like you.- nik

Would You With Tiffany

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio, Would You?

would u w tiffany

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is tiffany n**** my dude kyle’s ex i think she is gorgeous despite seeming like a bottle rat. esp for ohio. would u?if nt why?

Answer: No, her mouth is small and too low on her face, her torso is also extremely long.

You’re Not In The Hangover

Posted in Ohio, Ohio State

You're not on The Hangover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik put this guy on blast. His name is Jin and he creeps around Ohio State girls acting like he is still in school when he’s really 26. His only play is telling sorority chicks that his uncle is Ken J**g from The Hangover. Pathetic and he usually settles for going home solo and spooning with his cat Juice.

Even if he was in the hangover I don’t think it would improve his chances of a girl wanting to touch his greg.- nik

Ohio Ridin Dirty

Posted in Cleveland, Dirty Rides, Ohio

Ohio Ridin dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out this dude rollin on gigantic rims and a dangling nut sack off the back of his mustang.

This car is 30k’d out…I would like to see that thing go over a bump, see what nuts it really has. I’m guessing it would fall apart.- nik

Ohio’s Nastiest Princess

Posted in Ft. Lauderdale, Ohio

Ohio's Nastiest Princess-EMMY Snyder

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch Emily tells everyone she is a South Beach Princess (from OHIO) She is 30 and still lives with her parents and brags about using their credit cards. I dated her for a month until she broke into my house when she “found” out my garage door code. I woke up with this bitch sitting in my bed staring at me! Oh and Nik, she still sucks her thumb on the couch with her blankey.

I bet if she didn’t suck her cheeks in for pics we would see how big her mouth really is from all the gregs shes tackled (I think that guy is demonstrating what she looks like).- nik

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