Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Classy Or Trash

March 5, 2013 Oklahoma City, The Dirty 32 85,354 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are a couple of girl around my city and they seem to get a lot of attention from guys all over the place.  I don’t get it why either.  I don’t see anything special with them and find them just like most girls, nothing different.

Weird, I was in OKC for my birthday and I didn’t see any chicks with tattoos like this. Beyond trashy in my book.- nik



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I Can’t Wait To Party With You At Candy

March 1, 2013 Oklahoma City, The Dirty 4 83,806 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik– Soo… first time posting and I just wanted to let you know how ecstatic as well as a tad bit proud that on March 2nd you’ll be making an appearance at Candy Nightclub here in OKC. Not certain that you’ve been in my very loved city before but I just wanted to say thanks for coming! I’m not guaranteeing that it’ll be a memorable night such as (I’m assuming) nights in Vegas/Cali/Miami nightclubs because lets be honest Oklahoma moves at its own country backwards pace but nevertheless I’m so so glad you’re showing the heartland some love. Candy hasn’t been open very long but it’s already one of the more thriving nightclubs and has become an asset in the OK nightlife. Of course we have the Thunder to thank for really giving our city a platform but when Nik Richie is willing to make an appearance hopefully that’ll show the night scene they’re finally getting something right. I’ve been following TheDirty for a few years now and Its beyond irritating when I’m on break at work and someone asks what I’m perusing on my phone and when I respond “thedirty.com” all I get is a blank stare! like wtf! Credit to thedirty is way past due here in OK. I do want to warn you though.. be prepared to see plenty of assliction, refunds, and on top of all that.. ITGs are super scarce. Hope OKC doesn’t scare you away because the ladies here need you.



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Jesse Jane Is Coming To Your Birthday Party

February 28, 2013 Hollywood, Oklahoma City, The Dirty 29 85,154 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not only do I look up to you as an individual but I don’t understand why you have the best life in the world? For some reason everyone loves you (including myself). Who has 15 birthday parties all over the country and to top it off you have Jesse Jane (hottest girl on the planet) helping you blow out your birthday candles in Oklahoma City!! God loves you! I listen to your every word Nik and try to think like you because I truly believe hot chicks are obsessed with assholes. I’ve come to the conclusion you are the biggest asshole on the planet and that is why every woman worships you.

I’m not an asshole, I just don’t hold back what my eyes tell my mind. I rather share my thoughts to the world instead of being a soft prick who masturbates all day to false fantasy. See you on Saturday Jess and Happy Birthday to me… I deserve it.- nik



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Nik Richie In Oklahoma City For The First Time At Candy Nightclub

February 15, 2013 Oklahoma City 0 7,934 Views

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I can’t wait to make my first trip to OKC. Thank you Jesse Jane for hanging with me for my Birthday event. OKC be ready for a dirty night March 2nd.- nik



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Everybody’s Girl At OU

November 21, 2012 Oklahoma, Oklahoma City 8 9,135 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This infected potato heads name is Inna from the Ukraine but now goes to school at OU. Her life consists of passing her DRD (genital h***s) around and trying to find guys or girls desperate enough to touch her. We were friends for four years and all she did was continuously screw me over. I let her move in with me when her fiance dumped her sorry ass and she stole a very expensive package that I had delivered to my house and tried to deny even though multiple people saw her and I heard her admit to the whole thing. Of course I got it back because she had it the whole time. I knocked her out when she came to pick up her stuff at my and she even thanked me for it and so did everyone else in this town because literally no one can stand her. The only thing good this girl offers is people get to laugh whenever she shows her face, seriously who has ever seen a face that huge and greasy? She lost count of how many guys she has slept with just in the past month, and she knows it’s illegal to sleep with them and not tell them about her situation but she continues to do it. She told me she slept with my ex when we broke up, she slept with my best guy friend, and then tried getting with my fiance and tried to bribe my roommate into not telling me about the package by “sucking him off and riding him”. I never once saw her take a shower the whole time she was there, all she does is keep layering on her makeup and if you get lucky she’ll change her shirt. this girl is a self-proclaimed hoarder and everywhere she goes the smell of animal piss follows her because she has so many animals and is irresponsible. Every guy I talked to said she is a horrible lay, dead fish. She has to beg and bribe people to sleep with her and they never go back for more.

She has the head of a little person.  No offense.- nik



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Walk Away From Shayne

November 20, 2012 Oklahoma City, The Dirty 664 8,484 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I want to say I’ve never heard of you or your wife before I started watching Couples Therapy. I was just able to watch the episode of you taking Shane on your “day date”. I thought it was very sweet. I honestly think you deserve better.  I don’t know how she was raised, but it seems like she thinks everything should revolve around her wants and her needs. She needs to grow the hell up and start appreciating her husband. She seems like a spoiled little b*tch who does nothing but complain and whine. I’m not trying to talk down about your wife or give advise to people I will never know. I just have to say after watching that episode…..walk away!!! You did put alot of effort into trying to get close to her. She did nothing but b*tch the entire time. I have been married for 19 years and it takes two to make it work. I know we don’t see it all, and I’m sure she has great attributes, but come on. I can’t understand why in the world you don’t think you deserve better. She is very attractive but she is sooo shallow it is unreal. I understand you have a kid with her and I’m sure she really is a good mom, but she doesn’t seem to really want you. Look, I hope I haven’t offended you and I really hope the best for you both. Through out all the episodes she has just been a b*tch. I hope if you stay together she gets help. She seems to live in “Shayne Land” and you my friend seem to be an unwanted guest. Good Luck to you. I’m sure you are no angel, but you do seem to be genuine about your feelings for her and you seem like you have a big heart. Good luck to you both.

I call it “Shayne’s World”. There are only two more episodes left of Couples Therapy on Vh1. You must watch if you want to know the real me… they don’t make men like me anymore. I decided.- nik

**Couples Therapy on VH1 airs Wednesdays at 10 PM ET/PT**



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