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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Nadia, she’s super hot. She was from Vandirty but moved to Tulsa Oklahoma awhile a go. She’s hot as a blonde and a brunette. So would you? And is she a real SGM?
Answer: no. Is she wearing a wig or rockin a mushroom cut?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jackie and she goes to OU… she prides her and her friends pride themselves on being what they call “thick” but its more like a big fat a$$ is you ask me… And while shes out running her mouth talking about how good she looks I would have to disagree… what do you think Nik?
She is very manly and kinda looks like a racoon.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abbi from Tulsa, even though this is the year of the brunette, would you?
Answer: I needa see more pictures, but I’m afriad her mouth may scare me, and her unphotoshopped face will be beat…so no.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so this is Jarett S. he plays baseball, or i should say \”benches\”, at OU and thinks he is the sh*t but really is just a sh*t stain. he is from California and thinks that it automatically makes him cooler than the rest of us here in Norman. Watch out girls, when he goes out he is on the prowl and will do anything in his power to try and get you to go home with him so he can screw you. he is a class act! I have personally fell for his \”act\” and I must say I was not impressed. Forget about size, we need some motion in the ocean and this kid is lacking in the fun department. if you like washed up, pot head losers with stds then hes the guy for you! .
Looks like the ladies have nothing to worry about. FORGY.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Heather originally from Oklahoma City, but now lives in Newport. Since she is from Newport no one realizes she was born and grew up in Oklahoma, which makes her a hot chick from Oklahoma and not newport. No one gives OKC credit for having super hot chicks. So figured Id open some peoples eyes. What you think about this girl nik?
Sorry OKC doesn’t have hot chicks. This girl probably moved to Newps and made some fake friends who introduced her to the advances in medicine- hence the fine plastics you can only find in southern California.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik this guy plays football for Oklahoma State and he thinks all the women want him because of his blonde hair and blue eyes. Is he accurate in his thinking?
Not even close..he will use smoking weed as an excuse as to why he was kicked off the team.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is 19 and maybe might be middle oklahoma’s finest. She likes to do a little modeling on the side, As well as works as hooters. What do you think? Sloot or no?
Answer: no. She looks big even after photoshop, those trunks she is standing on aren’t the greatest either.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet my friend Leslie. She is 20 and absolutely gorgeous! Can this be proof that Oklahoma has pretty girls??! annnd the question is.. would you?
Answer: no. she has a chipmunk mouth, her chin looks like a handlebar and her hair poofs straight out.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis. She’s a (Thunder dancer) in OKC..LAME. I think she’s kind of cute but wears WAY to much makeup and she’s too short to dance. I think she tries too hard to stand out. She acts like she’s some big chrstian but really she is a total SL*T. She’s kinda chunky and her nose is funky. what do you think?
I didn’t even know Oklahoma had a basketball team let alone females, even though this one is kind of Shimmy.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this chick for real? (not her new boobs or drawn on eyebrows) She calls herself Chastity Nicole. She is not only a jersey chaser but a mother. She takes these pictures thinking that she is hot sh*t, acting like she somethin big, tryna act like she has ppl wantin to talk to her on some live web sh*t? I doubt she is gettin paid for these busted photos so how does she handle her business… and some advice for her “photographer”, lay off the photoshop.
Look how cheesy her mid-frame is… so gross. Sorry Chastity, but the rap game has changed. They are not looking for fatty latinas in their music videos anymore… it is 2010 mama.- nik