The Dirty Ole Miss

Here Douchie, Douchie, Douchie

Posted in Ole Miss, The Dirty | September 25th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if he doesn’t have “douche bag” written all over his face then I don’t know what does. This is the frat boy of all frat boys. He shows up at a party, hands in the air, screaming and yelling, then finds the youngest girl there to hit on because chances are she doesn’t know him and how big of a douche he is. Did I mention he has one nut? That’s just the icing on the cake.

I heard you can’t nut with one nut… is that true Ole Miss?- nik

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Back To School

Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Elizabeth & Friends, Best of Ole Miss?

Posted in Jackson, Ole Miss, Would You? | August 14th, 2009

Elizabeth & Friends. Best of Ole Miss?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, best of ole miss? her name is elizabeth. shes 2nd from the right. what do you think?

She may be hot for Jackson (since they are like 100 years behind) but I find her flabby and well, just beat all together.- nik

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Houston Hottie

Posted in Houston, Ole Miss, Would You? | August 11th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she is beautiful so would you?

Answer:  Can you please explain to me which part is beautiful?  She needs to be a Dirty Celeb with that long face and psycho eyes.

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Douche

Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, Ole Miss | April 30th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mark. Look at him, he is a douche. I think the picture speeks for itself.

Is that the kid from Powder?

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Fighting Over A Purple Crayon

Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, Ole Miss | April 29th, 2009

Must have been one large Purple Crayon. Perhaps it was a Limited Edition shade of Purple.- nik

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Life Savings

Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, Ole Miss | April 21st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jay.  He is a low life drug dealer.  This guy is the black version of a guido, especially with that penciled on luigi looking stash.  And are those 1 dollar bills I see there with a few 20’s lol this guy thinks he is ballin and says girls are always after his money

I smell noodles, or weed?- nik

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Mississippi Fatties

Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, Ole Miss | April 15th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,These are the best girls in at Mississippi state. Really! It is sad.

Come on, Dirty Army, there must be at least one hot chick there. Find her for me.- nik

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The King Of All Fast Food Workers

Posted in Nashville, Ole Miss, Oregon, Paris, Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Purdue, Reno, Richmond, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University | April 9th, 2009

This just shows that just because you work at Taco Bell it doesn’t mean you suck at life.

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A Song About One Of The Biggest Events In The 21st Century.

Posted in Memphis, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Mississippi State, Montana State, Montreal, Nashville, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss | April 1st, 2009

Who knew 2 Girls 1 Cup could be so inspiring.


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