THE DIRTY ARMY: This is James Johnston. He is about as white trash as it gets. As you can see, he is a fan of the 2004 bathroom mirror selfie–with the phone in the pic. He is married, but separated, to a crack head that looks closer to 14 than 34 and is missing teeth. His girlfriend, Shanna Brahmer (pictured below), has two kids but doesn’t know who her kids dads are because she screwed so many people. James is 36 and lives in his mom’s basement and Shanna is 28 and lives in her mom’s trailer. They are a classy pair. He was arrested for beating the shit out of Shanna but she dropped the charges because she knows she will never find anyone else. They both rely heavily on child support and government assistance. They constantly talk about their sex life on Facebook which is funny because you know they are doing all of this in their parent’s home like a high school kid. James CONSTANTLY cheats on Shanna but who could really blame him…she’s NASTY! I can’t believe these two still have custody of their kids. The are both hooked on pills and clearly can’t figure out how to take a shower. These two definitely don’t help the white trash/incest reputation that South Dakota has.
So that’s his moms bath robe behind him…- nik