THE DIRTY ARMY: I want to ask my girlfriend to marry me! It is now legal in Cali
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Austin Holden is the biggest dumb ass and wanna be rockstar in Orange County. He thinks he’s a rockstar and acts like he’s the coolest guy in the world when everyone thinks he is a d-bag. He wears the gayest leather jackets to try to look like a greaser. He also believes he’s the best looking guy in the world and that he can get any girl. This loser will hit on innocent girls and will lie to them telling them that he has been hurt many times before and he wants a nice caring girl. Everyone knows he is gay but he acts straight to not ruin his reputation. He has hooked up with guys before and covers it up by saying he was drunk or that he was just playing around with them at parties. This f*ggot also talks shit on everybody behind their backs and acts he runs the show. He will put the gayest head shots of himself on Facebook pretending to be a model to attract girls when in reality he does it for gay websites to turn guys on. Nik, let’s hear a word of advice for this loser.
THE DIRTY ARMY: General Manager at Volkswagen of Orange Josh Story is about as big of a douchebag as you can find in Orange County. Don’t mind his bogus crooked ears deformed from birth or the eyebrows known to tranny’s this guy is the shadiest of the shady Greg Brown automotive group. Lies, fake income, fake stories, and putting together banks & customers quicker than a cheap suit his moral compass is broken like his ears are bent backwards. Pretends he has $$$ yet lives in Corona the arm pit of Riverside county. When the dealership at 2** W. Kat[removed] shuts down by the DMV raiding it you’ll know why thanks for keeping the streets clean Nik, businesses right, and the internet tight.
I wonder if he plucks those brows himself or outsources…- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this water buffalo is the CEO of Candice captures. Shes huge an still continues to dance at fritz too, california girls, an imperial showgirls. Shes at least 40 years old. Tell me nik, what do you think of her under bite? Its gross you would think instead of sticking E up her ass an an havib parties at her house an letting her hudsband James fck her an let everyone watch you think she would be more focused on getting dental work done as well as some botox on that huge indent on her forehead looks like a dip in the grand canyon. This bitch is trash her own daughter wrote a email to a classmates mom begging for help that her mom is a total drunk an fucks her clients luke nearly nothing. Her poor daughter. This bitch is trash. Candice captures is a joke she will do a photo shoot for you an then promise the world to you then when it all said an done shes no where to be found to get your photos. Her bf finally put a ring on it an she still continues to see her customers outside the club. Fucks for $100. Gross how can you live with urself after fucking old men for nearly nothing. What a trash bag! Nik, howcan we get this cum sceptical out of irvine an to Texas?
Try dropping a wallet.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Julia Wolf has completely lost her mind. She recently turned 18, she works at a pot dispensary, is back with her felon boyfriend..and posting pics on IG of his dick, and is getting her boobs done in the near future (for 700 dollars?). This girl doesn’t belong in the OC or anywhere near it.
That’s an accident waiting to happen.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Sam Wingert is known to have sex under age girls but still secretly sleeps around with multiple girls and plays with girls feelings, he is a drama starter and an instigator. He hooked up with mostly every single girl in Orange County and deserves no one because he is a selfish person. If anyone tries to go for him don’t except him opening his heart just except him opening your legs because he is known as a complete man whore and who has sex with multiple girls with one day, he plans on being a porn star but doesn’t have a job or doesn’t go to school . All he day he plays video games, hang out with friends and party. Sam Wingert told me for him to fall a sleep he has to at least hear porn playing for him to pass out. This guy is Orange County biggest man whore and he would take this as a compliment .
Skinny jeans squash dreams.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik t this is Natalie Thompson, from tustin or irvine or some shit, just found her on HX and seeking arrangements goes by the name harlowmerlot. i dont get why everyone is escorting now nick. rumor has it she has some ***s, and loves black guys. what do you think?
All I see is a large undefined nose, its like a bar code. And of course her pouch.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I want to introduce the DA to Veronica Pereira (aka Phoenix) a smoking hot OC MILF. She is an ex-stripper from Spearmint Rhino who has apparently gone legit and opened a shop for training little Newport sloots in the on the fine art of lapping (NASCAR) and VIP’ing and of course what every good stripper needs…good pole moves. Veronica has near perfect +2’s and the cutest little ass. OC guys watch out if you tap this because she collects fiancés and trades out if your wallet gets drained. Also, Father’s Day at her house is a party as she also collects kids so keep your Greg wrapped tight so that you don’t get added to the baby daddy club. So… Nik are you gonna have your wife come on down to her shop and book a private LapDance class to have her teach your wife how she can pop your weasel like a pro?
Why would fathers day be a party, wouldn’t it be a day off?- nik