11.20.09

Brina Brina Brina

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sabrina is the sl*tty blonde. She likes to flaunt her ahhh goodies. what do you think Nik? would you put it on her?

There is really nothing to do in Portland is there?  I think because of the woods and rain up there it makes it easy for girls to go Lesbo.  Please send me more pics of Sabrina… ones where I can actually see her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Bre Beezy

Posted in Oregon, Portland

Bre Beezy

Bre Beezy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to one of Eugene’s trashiest girls… Bre! This girl is addicted to purple crayons… actually anyone with a d*ck. She is a c*ke wh*re, snorting it up whenever she can get her hands on the stuff. She has had numerous abortions and was cheating on her ex at every chance she got, even with his friends. She also let my friend do her up the ass… charming girl! More cushion for the pushin’.

She’s onl;y addicted to Purple Crayons, because those of the only Dudes that will bang her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Grace Love

Posted in Oregon, Portland

Grace love???

Grace love???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Grace… you will rarely ever see here with clothes on. Her myspace is full of “modelling” pictures with her in her bikinis. She’s so tacky and claims she is Bi… makes out with girls at parties just to get attention. She recently had a three some with my dude and his girl. I want in. She looks like a good f*ck. What do you think Nik?

I think she looks like a flabby mess.- nik


Nik Richie

11.10.09

Dirty Brittany

Posted in Oregon

Dirty Brttany Dixon

Dirty Brttany Dixon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hey honey, keep in mind that nobody wants to see your beat body, I know Oregon guys have low standards, but not everyone wants to be infected with an STD. This girl claims to be so ghetto and brags about how tough she is, when she has never been in any fight. She misses her monthly weave appointments and wears the hoodrat paris hilton hair that the sally’s sells to busted girls with low self confidence. She doesn’t even try to photoshop, maybe she should.

Photoshop could do wonders for her gut.- nik


Nik Richie

11.10.09

She’s A Licker

Posted in Oregon, Portland

She's a Licker

She's a Licker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, There’s not much to say about this china doll. Would you?

Answer: No, are you kidding me? There is not one positive thing to look at on this fat troll.


Nik Richie

10.26.09

Would You

Would You

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I don’t think I’ve ever seen you say yes to a girl, so these are the prettiest girls I know, especially the blonde girl on the right. So would you do either?

Answer: no.  I do say yes to girls who are hot, these two are not.  I would give them a 4 maybe, and that’s added together.


Nik Richie

10.23.09

Khaotic Nastiness

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THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nick… this girl “KHAOS” is 20 and she is already a fat retired stripper. haha tryin ta boss & hasn’t even gone to school yet. i would say more but really, the pictures say it all!!… what do you think?

I think she is nasty, I don’t know how she is retired with flapjacks like those.  She is probably some trouts call girl.- nik


Nik Richie

10.21.09

Super Douche

Posted in Oregon

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this superdouche from Oregon is proof college is a waste of time, good looks and cash. Dressing up as Billy Mays isnt the best of ideas if you’re interested in the opposite sex, but then again, His name is Ariel, so need I say more?

He couldn’t just grow out a beard?- nik


Nik Richie

10.06.09

Orange In Portland

Posted in Oregon, Portland

orange in portland

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i hear this is a new sitcom Orange in portland, what is the plot?

The process of making orage juice?- nik


Nik Richie

09.25.09

Hott? Definitely Not!

Hott? Definitely not!

Hott? Definitely not!

 

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, these dirty sl*ts are stacy and shelly. They are probably the dirtest and most annoying wh*res you will ever meet. they are attention starved ugly b*tches that would do anything for a guy to take them home. they spread their diseases one desperate guy at a time! i would never take em home, would you?

Answer: No, they look greasy and disgusting, and tongue rings mean STDS.


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"