She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Get Out Of Portland
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it dont get much worse then this. the nasty trash mexican who stalks us all of facebook, twitter, myspace all of it. Get the f*ck out of portland you dont even belong here.
If thats her sexy face I can’t even imagine what her facial expression is when she is dropping a grumpy.- nik
Ugly Bald Toothless A*shole
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is the biggest jerk I have ever met. He was dating this really great beautiful girl & cheated on her mulitple times for years with the most digusting sleeziest old cougars I’ve ever laid eyes on. Thats what just doesnt make sense to me when he had a really beautiful girlfriend. Can anyone keep it in their pants? One of them might have even been your mother. The part I dont get is how can anyone see past his huge over grown gut, wrotted smelly missing teeth, and balding head? even if I popped some pills I wouldnt tap that. Would you?
Who cares they were both just using each other (fake trout and gold digger situation).- nik
Christian Girl
Posted in Oregon, Portland, Would You? | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Apparently shes a virgin, innocent, little bitch. She thinks shes hot, but her daddy just pays for all the makeup and tan sessions. Would you?
Answer: no. She has big girl hips and is gunna look terrible when her dad cuts her off after he finds out how many guys shes slept with.
Oregons Finest Sloot
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kim. She goes to the U of O, shes going for a alcohol deploma, and a sex deploma. Shes had sex with a countless amount of guys in such a short time, after keeping herself a “virgin” for so long. Way to go girl! NOT! She even takes an interest in girls… when shes drunk… hints why shes one of the hugest sl*ts at the Uof O. She even got pregnant and lost the kid because drinks too much. Blacks out. Has drama with EVERY guys she talks to, because she automaticaly falls in love with them after exchaning about.. 2 words. Well, this bitch deserves to be posted on here as a warning to all guys who go to the Uof O..
I love how this girl is the punching bag for all of her friends that party just as hard if not harder. Ducks never fly together in college.- nik
Dumbest Chick Ever
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. She’s f*cking your boyfriend as we speak. This sl*t has no friends—NOBODY likes her. She’s a worthless piece of sh*t and should just slit her wrists now to avoid further embarrassment. P.S. She has herp, it’s a known fact..
Is she preg, look at the gut.- nik
KT Lou The Bimbo
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Katie, better known as KT Lou, so her myspace says. She is a “redneck” (cough cough). She works at some golf corse, where she bl*ws old men for money! funny, she collects the balls of the golf course AND collects old mens balls in her mouth. Shes a preppy bitch who thinks its cool to be a hick just because her lesbian bestfriend is dating one. Shes fake as hell.. but if she is going to be fake she should go the 100 yards with it and get plastic surgery because its obviouse that this girl needs it. Maybe if she starts charging on the golf course she’d have enough money to fix her jacked up mouth and well… face..
Sounds like she is better know as the 19th hole.- nik
Obsessed With Herself
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Okay, so this girl’s name is Naomi M*ffit. She simply is obsessed with herself. Every picture of her is her taking it of herself. She has “professional photographers” take these pics, although she has never done anything with her so called “career.” She’s been engaged like 3 times and she wonders why it never works out.
Holy BEAK!! I am surprised those gregsicles aren’t purple.- nik
Dirty Eugene Skank
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Lynze wa*** is the trashiest girl ever. She was my friend since 8th grade but when i divorced my husband for hitting me all the time she swooped right in and hopped on it …. prolly for the money but too bad i already took it all.. This girl is so trashy though.. she sleeps with random guys and GIRLS from dirty EUGENE bars.. she seriously thinks she is hott sh*t.. But look @ her.. i wouldnt touch her if i was a virgin.. blind and had no hands to feel her ugly face and body with … this bit*h is the true meaning of dirty… sh*t she dont even know who her baby daddy is….Nastiest bit*h in EUGENE/ Springfield area…
I bet I know what she spent all that money on…and nice shirt way to let the world know your a sloot.- nik
Monmouth Whores
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: These bitches think they are the shit. They post sh*t on facebook about how they are better than everyone. They were not even fine in ‘09. No wonder they go to the lowest qualified college in the state. They are not even hot in a small-ass town like monmouth where the best gal in the town is typically your cousin. They are desperate for attention, desperate for a guy, desperate for a f*ck, desperate. .
It must be awkward watching your relatives kid grow up and then trying to date them when they turn 18.- nik
U Of O Cheerleader Busted For DUI
Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Oregon, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, University of Oregon Football players have been in the news lately (choking girlfriends, stealing from frat boys) but it looks like the cheerleaders know how screw up too. Molly M*ginnis was busted over the weekend for DUI and minor in possession of alcohol. The cops knew she was drunk because she was trying to parallel park. No girls has ever successfully parallel parked in their life so the police knew something was wrong. She also is a pre-education undergraduate, so someday soon she might teach the young minds of America how to party.
Yup, you can tell she is a heavy drinker by her gut.- nik
