THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Cheyenne Gardner is the cockiest girl I have ever met. Boys meet her and run the other way.. she literally acts like a man. She looks decent on facebook and instagram, but in reality is ugly and fat. She actually photoshops her butt and her lips to look bigger in all her pictures, then hash tags them “#sexy #hot #boobs #curves #body #women #nofilter”. Can you say desperate? Anybody can take a picture and push their boobs to their chin or photoshop their pictures to increase their ass five times, but this girl isn’t fooling anybody. People refer to her as “oh, that chick who looks hot on facebook and then like a burley overweight man in person.” She also likes to publicize the fact that she still holds her V-card, but that is nothing to be proud of if you post pics like that, hunny. I would support this if she was saving herself for her husband (or wife, who really knows at this point?) but there is no saving yourself for anyone if there are half naked pictures of your body all over the web. Not to mention, uploading photo after photo of the classic duck lips pose (photoshopped enhanced lips and zits edited out, of course). This girl needs to be put in her place. And that place would be extreme duck people fit club. Somebody take that girls big mac from her. You ain’t fit girl.

I’m not a fan of Snail ass lips.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik fat ass Fallon (Nintendoll) is still up to her old ways.  She’s still slipping nips for tips and sucking d*cks for whips.  Here’s a few of her clients hmm hmm I mean clients, ops I did it again, I mean boyfriends.  She got the trashiest tattoo on the side of her body,  she thinks shes a robot.  I dunno how guys could stick it in such a crazie b*tch, I heard she smells down there from a one of the few guys she didnt sleep with in town, although shes tryed on mutiple occasions.  Hes mine sweetie, stop asking if he wants his d*ck sucked.

Nintendoll, the dark hair ruins you. Please fix it immediately.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since this girl finally turned of age, drinking age that is, thought I’d post her again.  I mean you did name her after all.  Nik I give you, once again, Nintendoll,  Fallon Hawk.  Not much has changed about her, except the color of her hair and the age of her men, they’ve probably doubled which means I’m sh*t outta luck.  Anyways that’s neither here nor there, I have no beef with Fallon other then the color of her hair.  You’ve change my perception on hair color I used to think it looked trashy, after seeing you explain yourself I not only like blond I lovee it.  To be fair I added pics where she looks great with both, so nik Blond or Brunette?

This doesn’t look like Nintendoll, this girl’s nose is way too sharp. And Blonde for the WIN.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my 2 year old daughter loves to play with branches and sticks at the park but she keeps bringing this one home with her. Now that you’re a father what would you do if your daughter kept bringing home a stick named Greg?

No sticks like that will ever be allowed in my house. I would tell her the white stuff around the shaft is poison and it will kill you if you ever touch it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is totally crazy. She is Always hacking into peoples facebooks and accounts then posting on her account that she’s been hacked. CRAZY! She’s super fat and ugly and thinks she soo hot. PHOTOSHOPPED MUCH? Everyone hates her and thinks shes some weird stalker and I agree. She works at the movie theater in VRC and Taylors bar and grill on university of Oregon campus. F*cking c*nt. she cheats on her boyfriend Jaryd Marderness ALL the time and he has no clue. She f*cked my boyfriend and plays it off like shes some Christian goody goody. YEA RIGHT! shes so nasty and ugly look at the bags under her eyes. She thinks she’s some big time model because she PAYS people to shoot her and her Best friend is a photographer. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A MODEL!! Models aren’t 5’2″ and 140 pounds. It isn’t working Grace everyone sees your true colors.

Even leaning over your stomachs spilling out of your suit.- n  Also, why are your eyebrows orange…you almost got away with not being a ginger.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexis thinks it’s cool to walk around half naked at parties, and sleep with more than one guy a night. She gets you all pumped to go out and party turns out she just uses you for rides and leaves every time with some dude who is always either her “cousin” or “old friend” when really it’s a guy she wants to get it in with. She will snort anything and everything up her nose including a greg if she’s that desperate. Plus the hair extensions she uses are the most knotted ratty things I’ve ever seen. She may look sweet on the outside but I think different. What about you Nik? what do you think?

So what you’re saying is you could buy her for a $40 sac.  Just come prepared next time.- nik

(Click on her butt to see some hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch posted pictures of my friend. So payback is a b*tch. Now you will see how it feels. You should never post anyone on your site if you have pictures like this circulating. Payback sucks right Mina?

But Mina didn’t post your friend, you did.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Anna Von Stahle is a sophomore at the University of Oregon & is on to her 3rd athlete boyfriend [SUPERSTARR EMORY #33 on UO's Basketball team] in the last 4 months. Who does this girl think she is? She has fake @$$ t*ts and loves s’ing some purple crayon. She’s a homewrecker and couldn’t be more of a gold digger.  She lies and cheats on every boyfriend she has but they don’t seem to give a sh*t cuz she puts out. Let’s see how long this jersey chaser will stay with her new superstar.

You can tell she is racist against white people.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ladies of the University of Oregon beware of Rahsaan Vaughn! This guy is by FAR one of the dirtiest douche bags you will ever meet. He tries to hook up with ALL girls, no matter how fat or ugly! So don’t feel special when he says he’ll “wife you up”, his favorite pick up line. To make matters worse, he creeps HARD over facebook or will FOLLOW you to class until you notice him.  STAY AWAY if you don’t want this creep’s DRD.

At least he doesn’t beat up girls like the Wildcats.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so someone posted sarah to the dirty i guess and they didnt even keep you updated with photos! i dont think she looks like an old grandma… if she does, i would with her. haha. you gotta give it to her, after being posted over 4 times i think she gets dirty celeb of portland hahaha.