THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, frosted tips, pooka shells, waxed eye brows, athlete, all around tough guy, classic 90′s look, ruggedly handsome, seen at the Splash Room handing out business cards.  This guy has the worst game in the history of game.

Pooka shell choker… do I really need to say more?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Brett Bredding, Eugene’s finest “tattoo artist”. FAKE. All he is is fake. He has a facebook page for all of his “art” that have recently been seen on several tattoo sites and local shops. He steals pictures off peoples pages and claims they are his. The worst thing is he is like a high school girl, he has a nice camera so that means he has to be a photographer. Get real. He is a straight up scrub. No one should ever waste their time getting anything done out of his garage. He also likes to do tattoos on underage girls and tries to get them drunk so he can do stuff with him, mind you he is 20. He is a compulsive liar, don’t believe a word he says! Im surprised the dirty hasn’t already seen Brett before.

Tattoos and photography.  Dudes eager to land himself some sloots.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Heather Hewitt. Party animal, liar, couch surfer. Escort? Let’s have a quick sprint to the beginning. I met this girl at the ripe age of 17, dating a friend who was 20. Slumming at the parties, getting in fights with her boyfriend, flirting with older guys. Doing the typical “I’m a senior in high school dating an older guy” thing. She was cute, then and just seems to be going on a pretty windy trail to sh*t. Fast forward three years – she’s gone through several boyfriends, faked pregnancies, faked abortions (she even dragged a friend to planned parenthood but wouldn’t let her go into the room to talk to the doctor with her…), drugs, alcohol, faking jobs, skipping rent, licking c**ch, and BAM disappears off the radar for three months. Come to find out that she’s been escorting a few “older clients” around town and the state. The stories about this girl are unreal but completely true. She needs to be put on blast by her frenemies.  Did some extra digging… she needed some extra cash… she took some nudies for a “photographer” (ya, girl, spread those cheeks) gave her name as Aubree. The photographer recently is in a criminal case for child pornography, so the only way to get to the site is through a gateway site… if you’re willing to get some viruses on your computer. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard at something so sad. Honestly, the girl is dumb as a brick but seems like with some +2s and cellan, she has some real potential on a boat somewhere across the globe being some rich guy’s porta-potty. I would love to see more dirt on her.

It’s too late. She is a lost cause.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mercedes White Calf. Look her up on facebook. Shes been at the U of O for over 5 years and she is still chasing after and f*cking freshmen athletes. Shes fcked with plenty of football players, a few on the basketball team and Mike Berry on the track team. This girl right here is the definition of a h*e, groupie, jersey chaser and loser. Like wtf is she still doing here? She should be gone and graduated already with her lame self. Its about time somebody exposes her. Thats Mercedes White Calf for you. One old, lame *ss groupie h*e.

Give up the dream, nobodies gunna date a chick who looks like she could play on the team.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik tis girl is quite a headcase. She is always out, either the in clubs, mostly the escape with her gay friends, or getting drunk and stripping at someone’s house. When she drinks, she doesn’t remember anything she does and often can’t recall anything you’ve said to her. She snorts molly and cke when she’s out hitting the clubs and dropped out of high school because she drank and smoked way too much. She is obsessed with Arabic men and is in love with someone who’s in Saudi Arabia right now. She fcks who knows how many people, but she’s a sex addict and admits it. Crazy controlling, and can’t take one negative word her way or she sticks to her name and either talks shit about you, gives out your information, or blocks you. She’s more than a bitch if you ask me . I wonder what ‘the love of her life’ would say to all this going on while he’s gone? What would you do if you ran into her?

Those weight fluctuations means she’s a druggy/basket case.  Not someone you wanna get involved with.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, So this girls name is Whitney Felix. She is a girl i went to high school with, and in high school she was the School Bicycle. EVERYONE and their DADDY has had a ride. Now-a-days she has Ugly Duckling Syndrome. She has to make up for her lack of self esteem {probably because its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway} by wearing POUNDS of make-up, and desperately degrading on other females appearances via FACEBOOK. Yahh, i know. LAAAME right? The part that’s even sadder is that the girls that she tries to put down are a hell of a lot prettier than her! Oh and She has a little daughter that is sadly learning her ways..
Nik, This slut needs her shit put on BLAAAST!

You know your a sloot when your friends get you a gift like the bottom pic (they reminded them of you).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this girl at a party in Eugene, she goes to U.O. and her name Samanta Corcuera. I just wanna know what you think. She’s a dime to me, and most people at our school agree.  Would you upgrade anything about her?

The only thing that bothers me is the tip of her nose, but that can be fixed by the time she graduates.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chalina. Her and all her little friends are bar rats who think every guy wants em. She’s always talking about guys trying to get at her but shes always throwing herself at anyone with a d*ck, not just athletes. NEWS FLASH not every guy wants you. Her little crew all try to get with athletes who just walk all over them. She’s still trying to be with a guy who has a girlfriend, take the hint. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. She will give it up to almost anyone who gives her attention. (the ugly a*s dudes in the picture) This girl needs some self respect. She should probably stop spending so much time on boys attention… drinking… partying… n get her life together. Ps. Chalina, you probably should have thought more about posting these pictures, this just shows how easy you are! Nik, would you?

Answer: No, nothing is free.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is heather wiard. She’s 30 and lives in veneta Oregon. This girl is soooo stupid and obviously hates herself. She has a bf who has physically abused his exes along with abusing her in every way. She recently had a baby boy with this Guy. She knows he cheats on her and lies to her constantly. She supports her boyfriend financially in all categories. Shes at home every night crying alone with her son bc her man is out getting with other girls. Along “with the fact that shes obsessed with her mans ex girlfriend. But I would be too look at her. She has a huge nose and Dumbo ears along with a double chin and manly features. This girl is a lonely pathetic stupid wanna be ugly bitch.

Which one of those flaps is her chin?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: so this chick likes to go around pretending to be friends with people all while talking shizz on them behind their back and trying to ruin peoples home life. she almost caused a guy to lose his kid due to her telling him lies saying the baby wasnt his when sure as shizz it was. she has admitted to only being with guys because her daughter “needs a father figure” she lost her kid for a while cause her ex husband beat her kid then a week after she left her husband she was dating her co worker who lived in an old school bus he turned into a “bachelor pad”….. she calls people a hooker who dont even have sex all because they delete her on facebook. who the hell takes offense to being deleted on facebook? is being friends on facebook when you dont even like the person that important?

Whats important is removing that mole, or wart, whatever the hell that is above your lips.- nik