More Than Just A Beauty School Dropout

November 2, 2011 Eugene, Oregon 54 5,598 Views

More than just a beauty school drop out

More than just a beauty school drop out

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is known all over Eugene for being one of the biggest teases around but if you stick a black man in front of her you can count on the fact that she’ll suck his greg. Not only did she drop out of college, but she quit beauty school and can’t hold down a job longer than a month. She thinks she has “mad swag” and is an amazing dancer but my 10 year old sister can dance circles around her and her trashy extentions. Not only does she lead every guy on and lie to make her self feel better but she’s a manipulative b*tch who claims she’s “drama free” when she’s really the one who starts it. You can find her with a new best friend weekly because after 24 hours with this girl you want to []. Her face is pretty, but shes a total wannabe wh*re who tries to f*ck with other peoples lives. Maybe instead of worrying so much about which pair of Jordans she should buy next she should work on getting rid of those spider lashes?

Her dance ‘skills’ wouldn’t even be able to land this thick chick on the pole.- nik



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Tweeker Sloot

October 31, 2011 Oregon 42 6,664 Views

Dirty Tweeker Slut

Dirty Tweeker Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Zara Heather Thomas and shes a dirty tweeker. She likes to run her mouth and act like she something big but in reality all she is, is a fat bloated piece of shit who lives off welfare and likes to suck d*ck for drugs. Her partner in crime is a another tweeker named Anabelle Hall who likes to snort pills. These girls like to play games and act like their 15 years old even though they look old and used up. Zara has a tendecy for fucking around with men who are taken and have families, she takes joy in being a homewrecker and then likes to play the role of miss angel. Ive even heard her brag about how she harasses the wives by sending them messages thru facebook about how shes been with their husbands. Shes a sad pathetic case who really has karma coming for her!

She’s a wannabe tweeker, judging by her mass nobody gives her any.- nik



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Josh Lyons Is A Kitty

October 25, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Oregon, Portland 7 5,955 Views

Josh Lyons is a kitty

Josh Lyons is a kitty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am supposed to keep this a secret so Josh’s family, friends and baby’s momma don’t find out, but I have been made a fool of and been taken advantage of and I am not holding it in anymore. Josh and I have a intimate relationship and I was in love with him but he is always hiding the fact he even talks to me and it’s not fair. Josh Lyons is as gay as they cum and his front is his kids and fake visaed of being a tough guy. Well I am putting him on blast because he has used me long enough for sex and I have had it. Josh is a bottom and I dominate his hole and everyone should know what this little p*ssy really is and how he takes it at least 3 times a week at my place in my room, or any place I tell him to. Yee, and he swallows guys. He can barely see anything that’s what his excuse is to be a such a slob and not pick up after himself. He loves to be dirty for instance keeping all the loads I blow in his anus without going to the toilet and pushing it out, claiming to save a flava for a lil lata. All single guys watch out for this kitten claiming to be a lyon. He is only missing a heart. He lost it on the yellow brick road on his way to becoming real and admit he can’t live without gregs dominating his hole at least 3 times a week so sorry kitty kitty your greg has just plopped out your pants. In other words I putt your butt on front street… Your always bending over for me butt then turning your back on me. You promised me and let me down again, I told you i was telling. Your lucky i’m not the kinda guy you are and post your nudes!

You shoulda known your forgy lover was gunna get jealous dude.  You can’t hide in the closet forever.- nik



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Fake As It Gets

October 18, 2011 Dirty DUI, Oregon, Portland 27 10,045 Views

Fake As It Gets

Fake As It Gets

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two call themselves “Barbie and Ken”, they’re as close to plastic as it gets. The orange one that claims to be a Barbie is named Heather Hornsby and the homosexual is Bryton Czikall. All they do is get trashed every weekend and make themselves look more idiotic than they already look and act. These two will probably end up in a drunken car crash, or die from skin cancer. We can only hope to rid Eugene, Oregon of two wannabes. He claims to be gay, but he was seen making out with numerous girls at a party. Homo or no mo’? The blonde whore has been around town and back, maybe it’s time to move and find some new dick. They are the perfect “couple”, two morons, neither with brains, that think their looks will get them what they want or need.

Like time I checked, Barbie never had a Bull ring in her nose. SO GROSS!- nik



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Will Do It All For Free

October 17, 2011 Eugene, Oregon 7 8,484 Views

kayla lane, will use drink and fuck for free!!!

kayla lane, will use drink and fuck for free!!!

kayla lane, will use drink and fuck for free!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: kayla may lane will lie cheat and drink her way thru life. shes prays on those who love and care for her the most. she will fck you and then fck u over in the same breathe. the only thing she truely cares about in getting drunk, getting put on her back, and then getting drunker!!!! anyone who truely knows kayla may lane, knows what a truly heartless, evil, foul,repulsive, worthless, cheap, empty, miserable drunk waste of human she is.

That dress is fitting it matches her body.- nik



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You Will Never Be A Pornstar Laura

October 11, 2011 Chicago, Oregon 24 10,246 Views

You can't be a pornstar with STDs

You can't be a pornstar with STDs

You can't be a pornstar with STDs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura Dusold, sl*t extraordinaire of the Oregon campus. During the week she plays a pretty innocent roll but when the weekend rolls around and the sun goes down, so does she. I guess she moved here from Chicago, probably because of a shot reputation. We were amazed to see that nobodies called her out before! Roast Beef is only good on sandwiches b*tch. Other guys, beware!

She’ll have the credibility of a porn star but won’t star in a single one…except for the home vids, which don’t count cause their free.- nik



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That Is One Fly Duck

October 6, 2011 Eugene, Oregon, The Dirty 22 8,013 Views

Fly Fly Fly Duck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, somebody in Eugene had to pay a lot of $ to have this done. Worse yet is that everybody at that game probably told him how cool he was. Obviously Forgy.  Nik, what do you think about this brand new fad?

It looks like an octopus to me. STUPID.- nik



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The Proctologist

October 3, 2011 Oregon 16 6,592 Views

The proctologist

The proctologist

The proctologist

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sydney the proctologist, what can i say except that this girl is like the neighborhood huffy. This girl has been known to put fingers in dude’s a$$es, and has been with laterally half the enrolled student body at the U of O. She likes to wrap her lips around any bottle or male appendage placed in her face. I’ve seen her sleep with a guy in direct trade for a bottle of Patron. So tell me Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she looks like a dirty dish.



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