This Just In

December 6, 2011 Eugene, Oregon 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Ryan. He is a LOCAL News anchor and believes that makes him a celebrity! He likes to try and hook up with all the local, YOUNG, gay guys in our town. He will add you to Facebook, get your number, Text you, and when you dont send him nudes he blows up with rage. He’s been seen in the bars flaunting his pepsi, and making out with whom ever gives it up. Does the LOCAL news make a celebrity or is this guy really a joke?

Talking about your school districts deficient will not make you a local celebrity.- nik 



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Oh Alexa, You Are So Devine

December 5, 2011 Oregon, Portland 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was friends with this chick up until she slept with my boyfriend and and became a PornStar. I still think she’s kinda bomb though, so would you? She looks like the fake tramp style you look for!

Not my style at all… I am not into chicks who have tumors in their vagina.- nik



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Jessica And Jaquline Cobb

December 5, 2011 Oregon, Portland 5

ktowntwin trash:jessica&jaquline cobb

THE DIRTY ARMY: well as everyone can see the twins in this picture lol hott?? not!! these two girls go around thinking they hott stuff pickin up guys and jus gettin laid. (f**ked) mostly the one on the right haha dont know how many dads her daughter has had… maybe the left one too,, but these two women as u might call them sleep wit friends of friends of friends, and i know because one is my duaghters mom.i love my daughter but she left me high and dry when i got locked up, and started sleeping around( not sleep over eithers ppl) lol same and the other twin(jaquline cobb the one on the right) she bascially did the same thing. her daughters dad got locked up and she was out lookin for d**k the nexk week. anywho i jus wanted to tell the dirty that these so call goody school girl are not so nice( nice in bed maybe) but thats it…

Cute, they have matching muffin tops.  Should sliced those down as well as your arms in photoshop.- nik



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Why Is She So Mad At Sororities

November 19, 2011 Oregon, The Dirty 71

Joke of a human being

Joke of a human being

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this chick on blast. She recently posted on her facebook how annoying it is when sorority girls post “too” many pictures from one night. We all know she is just too beat and too poor to get into a sorority in the first place. Go back to Colorado, the only person who likes you is your fat ass boyfriend. You are a JOKE.

Anybody can be in a sorority. You don’t need to be cool, you just need to have money.- nik



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Saggy Sloot

November 18, 2011 Oregon, Portland 38

Saggy slut

Saggy slut

Saggy slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this slutty bitch went to college and apparently accepted the powder because it keeps people around her. She looks like shes on cke 24/7 and has a crck addicts mentality. Her tits are the saggiest pair of knockers and she sleeps with anyone that will look her way. She stalked a boy after sleeping with him once and cried about him everyday until she found a new victim then repeated. In every picture she looks NASTY and has so much make up on to hide her soul. She also looks like shes fifty after tanning so much. She gets in girlfights over her drug dealer fck buddies. WHITE TRASH.

rose tipped noses are from drugs right…- nik



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Are We That Boring In Portland

November 16, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Oregon, Portland, The Dirty 107

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a woman I came across on the Venue 126 club photos. She looks dirty enough to be on this site just by one glance. What names could you come up with for this lovely spectacle? BTW :if anyone know her real name too, I just need to know why TheDirty in Portland is so popular but we have no DCs.

I love how new her breast looks compared to her face.- nik



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Two Faced And Neither One Is Pretty

November 4, 2011 Oregon, Portland 13

Two faced and neither faces are pretty.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cj Bennett is the biggest two faced dick in all of Washington County. He does ANYTHING for attention like having sex with a 23 year old man just to brag about losing his virginity. He gets addicted to any drug he tries and he falls in love with any guy who looks at him twice. He’s the nastiest homosexual in Portland area. Watch out fella’s he’s ruthless.

Two faced as in guy and girl?  I added hearts just in case.- nik



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College Is The Best

November 3, 2011 Oregon, The Dirty 25

Nice Pipe

Nice Pipe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mackee Woodcock put that pipe down! Ladies, facebook is not meant for these photos. I hope your parents know what their children are really up to at college.  You should have gone through your photos first.  Now everyone can see that these girls are complete hippocrates, slow down lindsey lohans of today.

I think her costume is supposed to be a drug addict? Go Ducks!- nik



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