THE DIRTY ARMY: kayla may lane will lie cheat and drink her way thru life. shes prays on those who love and care for her the most. she will fck you and then fck u over in the same breathe. the only thing she truely cares about in getting drunk, getting put on her back, and then getting drunker!!!! anyone who truely knows kayla may lane, knows what a truly heartless, evil, foul,repulsive, worthless, cheap, empty, miserable drunk waste of human she is.

That dress is fitting it matches her body.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura Dusold, sl*t extraordinaire of the Oregon campus. During the week she plays a pretty innocent roll but when the weekend rolls around and the sun goes down, so does she. I guess she moved here from Chicago, probably because of a shot reputation. We were amazed to see that nobodies called her out before! Roast Beef is only good on sandwiches b*tch. Other guys, beware!

She’ll have the credibility of a porn star but won’t star in a single one…except for the home vids, which don’t count cause their free.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sydney the proctologist, what can i say except that this girl is like the neighborhood huffy. This girl has been known to put fingers in dude’s a$$es, and has been with laterally half the enrolled student body at the U of O. She likes to wrap her lips around any bottle or male appendage placed in her face. I’ve seen her sleep with a guy in direct trade for a bottle of Patron. So tell me Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she looks like a dirty dish.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, want to meet eugenes finest optical illusion?? meet Mckenzie, she may look pretty on the outside, but here her speak and her 200000 pounds of Makeup starts slowly melting off. Shes a physco complulsive liar who will lie about anything to be in the spot light. not only does she mind f*ck men with her “do no wrong way” the way she walks you can almost smell the sluttyness. her swagger is disgusting and pushing her *ss out isnt any better. so, if u like human optical allusions, give her a call. but also, if your looking to get any, dont come to her.big tease!

At least that camera angle makes her nose look smaller than it actually is.- nik