World’s Worst Dad


World's Worst Dad! Ladies Beware!

World's Worst Dad! Ladies Beware!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot cannot keep his dick in his pants. He lies about everything! I only know this from experience and he lied to me saying that he did not even have a baby! Truth is he’s had like 9 girls get abortions and only one actually has his kid! He sleeps with anyone and everyone even fat sluoos. He thinks he’s so hot but he’s a disgusting pig! He’s so fat but thinks he is buff! He’s really just a p*ssy who likes to pick on his tiny gf. He has a major issue with the fact he has a tiny p*nis! Also, he drinks so much that he picks a fight with anyone then gets his *ss kicked because he is a pansy. He’s a total predator to young stupid girls. Also he runs around with a stripper who is like 90 lbs and she gives him money. He tries getting money off everyone and never has a job at the age of 21ish! Ridiculous! He is the one in the middle. The one to the left is Casey Hadley, Who is probably having a bisexual relationship with! The one to the left is a huge junkie Dillon Border The picture of the two people is him and his “baby momma”, he calls her fat all the time and is a huge d*ck to her! He says so much sh*t behind her back! like that she’s crazy and stuff but she’s actually pretty quiet from what i have heard! Poor girl is like 7 months pregnant and he’s mean to her like that! Wow, ladies beware of this guy! He will only bring heartache into your life. Thanks Nik.

That tribals a good sign of his douchiness.  I’d also like to know why he has stretch marks, he’s not the one who gave birth…- nik

Dirty Clubbin Sloot


Dirty Clubbin Sloot

Dirty Clubbin Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has gotta be one of the dirtiest girls i’ve seen out. She does whatever she can to get it in and somehow she does. She got all up on a buddy of mine and was disgusting it was like that scene in deliverance before i got him outta there. Just a dirty nasty sloot.

Her teeth looks like bricks of cheese.  Havarti to be precise.- nik

OSU Wrestle Wannabe


OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

OSU Wrestle Wanna Be

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jake. Whether he is lying to one of his three girlfriends (Briana, Molly and Meagan) or he is trying to convince anything that’s a female to sleep with him, he is a sleaze. He lies to girls telling them he is on the OSU Wrestling team just so he can get in their pants. He not someone you want to get involved with him, also he has a small…

Why would you wanna admit, more so pretend, you wrestle guys.- nik

Beware Of Creepy Douche


Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

Beware of Creepy Douche!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this guy at parties all the time, one time he got super drunk and told me all this douche baggy stuff. This guy is a total weirdo who thinks he is hot stuff. He hits on girls all the time and can’t take a hint. He also has a girlfriend in another city that he cheats on all the time. Even though he isn’t in a fraternity, he acts like he is all the time. He thinks his eyes are gods gift to the world. Recently he has been hitting on all the freshman at the 18 and over bar. Total douche.

Back seat riders + 20-30k’s millionaires.- nik

Payback Sucks


Mona, the epitome of faggot

Mona, the epitome of faggot

Mona, the epitome of faggot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This guy has been putting sl*ts on blast for the last 6 years. No one has bothered to put this idiot on the podium. He is a piece of sh*t. I’ve seen him run though girls like a door nob, yet every girl is bout 300 pounds on the regular. I can only hope he learns his lesson once he gets the DRD. No joke, this kid thinks he can say whatever he wants and get away with it. Oregon state doesn’t like you. What do you think brother?

What is wrong with tattoos in English?- nik

Some Girls Love To Party


thirsty for a coke a cola

thirsty for a coke a cola

thirsty for a coke a cola

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so these girls used to be pretty cool until their noses took over their minds. You’re not pretty if you lose integrity over white powdery stuff. It disgusting the way they act now. Sydney in particular sl*ts all over guys when shes out and cheats all the time. Brittney… well shes happy with anything inside her. Stefan her bf is pretty much a huge sleaze bag who lies all the time and hits on me in particular. Notice how Sydney and Brittney lost weight over the years. Must have been all those raves. Quit trying so hard to look better too. Its not working and you should check out your acne you cover and nasty noses first. Syd quit trying, you used to be cute.

The chick on the left (blonde) bottom image is 3 procedures away from greatness.- nik

Who Would You Rather


Who would you rather? Both? No problem.

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m not sure who they are but I hear they are the blossoming sluts of Oregon State.

Neither; one has pit hair and the others stomach folds in on itself.- nik

Stanky Slores


SKANKY HOES

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these bitches are one of a kind, i have been watching these bitches from day one, and they love to go to house parties with no panties or g strings. According to some sources these bitches have fcked multiple athletes at oregon state and they love to get fcked on some other shit, dont believe me once you see them look at them in their eyes and you will know what i am talking about. These SKANKY HOES originally started fcking at the bars and worked there way to house parties,these girls are so dirty that they don’t even know, guys please beware from these nasty girls. For there sake please help them .

That one chick looks like Popeye with a big forehead instead of chin.- nik

Calls Himself The Plumber


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you looked up douche on urbandictionary.com this guy’s picture would appear not once, not twice, but all over the f*cking page. He refers to himself as “the plumber” because of how much “pipe he lays” and no one finds it funny but himself. You can usually find him creeping around greek row on the weekends attempting to swoon sorority girls with grotesque pick-up lines. A little birdie told me his dick closely resembles a rotten banana: shriveled up, brown, and curved to the left. though he claims to “lay the pipe” all around town, god knows he’s gotten lucky maybe once or twice in his pathetic life. Girls, stay away.

Good Girl Gone Frat Hungry


Good girl gone frat hungry

Good girl gone frat hungry

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl used to be so nice and sweet, and now she went to college and now she is wh*re! She sleeps with guys all the time, and she lives at frat houses. she cheats on her boyfriend and now has other boyfriends she hangs with her other frat girls Alyssa and Emily!!! She lives in the frats, i can count about 4 she goes to every weekend and all the guys always have something to say to her only if this girl knew what was coming to her! And someone needs to tell her to eat cause that body is nasty. Ha i wish some guy would put her in her place and stop shoving her body down people throats! #frat-hungry.