Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Biggest Sloot In Morgan Hill
Posted in Oregon, Oregon State | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is AMANDA RO**, she lives in morgan hill and has fu*ked every single guy in MH. She is the biggest, fatest SL*T you will ever find or meet. She likes to get fu*Ked in the a$$ and loves giving oral. She is always at the bars tryin to pick up guys, i mean really what guy wants a walking STD….sad sad, im guessing the guys must be drunk to do that, but if i were you girls i would keep your men close to you at all times, she just might try fu*king them too! watch out!!
Can you imagine the cankles on this one.- nik
Hey Check Out My Beer
Posted in Oregon State, The Dirty | January 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw these pics and HAD to send this girl in – i barely know her but her names claire and apparently she thinks that every pic she takes she has to hold her beer up and show the camera or somehing?? i mean omg this is just from one or two days worth of photos too.. i thought it was so funny i had to send it to you, nik! plus i think shes gettin railed in the butt by that dude in the one photo. hahahhhh.
Weird how she grinds her teeth when she smiles? I don’t think she is a good beer spokes model… the most interesting man in the world is much better.- nik
Dirty Girl Tries For Playboy
Posted in ASU, Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty | December 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, poor Lauren didn’t make the playboy cut after sending in pics twice. She’s trying to be the next Sara Underwood. I was NOT even surprised after I heard she spread nude photos around back in HIGH SCHOOL! One of her friends gave me the whole scoop on the playboy tryout too. THIS IS NO LIE. She looks decent all made up but you wouldn’t recognize this girl in person. She does not have the body to be a playmate. She needs some BIG plastic surgery if she sends in pics to playboy a third time. GOOD LUCK LAUREN! Nik, set her straight please.
I think she has a decent shot since Playboy isn’t really picky anymore. But I do think she needs +2’s before she goes for round 3.- nik
Take Your Broke Ass Home
Posted in Oregon, Oregon State, Portland | December 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Courtney Sh*ee. She is actually from arizona but moved to Oregon for school. It’s like moving trash from one city to another. She’s a dirty trashy slut who looks like a cheap 50cent/hour hooker full of nasty STD’s. She is the most unclassy hussy I have ever seen, she is always wearing dresses that barely cover her p*ssy. easy access. and this is a tip… she will spread her legs for anyone! she says she loves tats, piercings and body modification. She has a tacky tattoo leading down to her p*ssy and ugly piercings everywhere. wow get some class or go back to the gutters where you belong bitch!
I am gunna go ahead and say ur boyfriend slept with her didn’t he..as far as her I am just shaking my head in disapproval, no words necessary.- nik
Dj With No Game!
Posted in Oregon, Oregon State | December 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look at this doushebag Dj trying to look tight. After spending thousands on the equipment, he still has yet to find his game. I have attened many of his gigs and have yet to see him with a girl. Maybe hes for the gays, what do you think Nik?
Just a loser who thought DJ’in would get him chicks or into the party. He looks like one of those super excited guys who streaks or jumps off the roof, something dumb at parties. I bet he hasn’t had a call back yet?.- nik
Its The Shocka BRO!
Posted in Oregon State, Portland, The Dirty | November 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, please give these douche bags the attention they wish they deserved. This is Jon & Kameron, two forgys from Central Oregon. All of these pics they have taken together kind of make them look like a couple, dont they? I mean really guys.. and they also claim to f*ck “TONS OF B*TCHEZ” and are pretty much all around bad az$ alcoholics. F*cking retards.. Oh ya & in the one picture where he has the white hair, that’s from halloween and guess what he dressed up as? “Dirty Bill CIlnton.” HAHAHA.
I wouldn’t show off those mutant pinkies of theirs…They definitely have experimented being forgy together.- nik
Big Nips In Beaver Country
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | November 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on all Hollows Eve we were graced with the lovely presence of this nip shot on my camera. WHO IS THIS GIRL?
Why would you want to know? Do you see how big the hearts covering her nipples are? -nik
Caveman
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | September 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Camille P*ck. She is so f*cking annoying .she goes to all these gresham parties, one time i heard she got f*cked in the bathroom. I really don find dis girl hott at all , i wouldnt be stickin my d*c in her. i personally think she looks like a caveman. dis b*tch thinks she is the hottest thing oregon has to offer.
Her MAC Forcefield is out of control. And I can tell she used to be fat, she still has not lost all the weight in her face. -nik
Psycho Girl
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | August 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is ShanKay. She is portlands biggest psycho! She has been 86′d from multiple downtown clubs, even after sleeping with all of the promoters! She has numerous restraining orders on her, and still thinks that she can get any guy.
Am I only only one who notices that stain on her crotch? Looks like someone is not only riding the waves in the water, but the crimson wave as well.- nik
I Love Penguins
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | August 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, the girl, Kristen, is so full of herself. She thinks she is hotter and better than anything that has ever lived. She claims to be innocent, but will do whatever it takes, and change who she is, to be with a guy. The penguin
What did she dress up as, is she wearing a fat suit or is she naturally just like that?- nik
