11.04.09

Big Nips In Beaver Country

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on all Hollows Eve we were graced with the lovely presence of this nip shot on my camera. WHO IS THIS GIRL?

Why would you want to know?  Do you see how big the hearts covering her nipples are? -nik


Nik Richie

09.01.09

Caveman

Caveman..

Caveman..

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Camille P*ck. She is so f*cking annoying .she goes to all these gresham parties, one time i heard she got f*cked in the bathroom. I really don find dis girl hott at all , i wouldnt be stickin my d*c in her. i personally think she looks like a caveman. dis b*tch thinks she is the hottest thing oregon has to offer.

Her MAC Forcefield is out of control. And I can tell she used to be  fat, she still has not lost all the weight in her face. -nik


Nik Richie

08.28.09

Psycho Girl

Psycho Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is ShanKay. She is portlands biggest psycho! She has been 86′d from multiple downtown clubs, even after sleeping with all of the promoters! She has numerous restraining orders on her, and still thinks that she can get any guy.

Am I only only one who notices that stain on her crotch? Looks like someone is not only riding the waves in the water, but the crimson wave as  well.- nik


Nik Richie

08.28.09

I Love Penguins

WOU Cleat Chaser

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, the girl, Kristen, is so full of herself. She thinks she is hotter and better than anything that has ever lived. She claims to be innocent, but will do whatever it takes, and change who she is, to be with a guy. The penguin

What did she dress up as, is she wearing a fat suit or is she naturally just like that?- nik


Nik Richie

08.27.09

Taylor S

Taylor Shropshire

Taylor Shropshire

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl is known for getting around. She lives in Corvallis and likes to pretend she goes to OSU, even though we all know she couldn’t get in. She says she can get any guy she wants, but that never happens.

How does one pretend to go to a college? She probably wears all their clothing and has one of those foam hands at  their football games.- nik


Nik Richie

08.27.09

Complete Douche Bag

Complete Douche Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this *sshole is KNOWN in Salem/Corvallis as the biggest douche ever. He had a girlfriend of 2 years when he went away to OSU. Came back with a knocked up whore Taylor (in picture) and then continued to date his girl back at home. He sleeps with anyone and everyone and makes all guys look bad. I swear hes got every std in the book. Pictures like this are constantly going around facebook/myspace.

Classy dudes drink Busch Light.- nik


Nik Richie

08.26.09

Farmers Daily

Posted in Oregon, Oregon State

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik maybe its the weather, altitude or something that is messing with this girls head making her believe she is gunna be a model.  The blond girl is Nikita and she like every other beat retarded girl thinks she is gunna be a model.  This girl has a hard time picking up guys, even fat chicks can get some.  This girls face is so messed that people are scared to even talk to her, its repulsive.  Whats worse is her thinking she can model and making everyone look at her modeling pics, I would have never imagined wanted to throw up after looking at a girls portfolio.  Maybe she can cut it in some farmers magazine, modeling beside pitchforks and sh*t like that.

She actually has a perfect face for Porn… don’t give up on your dreams.- nik


Nik Richie

08.25.09

Whose Down

Posted in Oregon, Oregon State

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these two dirty sl*ts are Ashton and Emily.  These girls make a great tag team, combined they will suck at least 50 gregs and make 50 people enjoy their university experience that much more.  So if if your ever in need servicing just head to wherever these girls go, endure the hours of listening to their high pitched voices, their dumb stories and be one of the few guys who stick around with them and you will have yourself a story to tell in the morning.  These girls pretty much will take any guy who wants them, so if you need to make up for last semester saddle up and look for these 2 h*es.

I will pass… not into cow mating.- nik


Nik Richie

08.25.09

Noodles Use Red Cups

Noodles Use Red Cups

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this pic of some noodles with red cups and had to send it your way! Portland is representing the red cups, even if it smells like noodles.

Those cups are probably filled with Top Ramen.- nik


Nik Richie

08.24.09

Katie K

Katie K

Katie K

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik….here’s another Portland chik. She was supposed to have a porn site called meetkatie.com, but her mommy found out and stopped it. They frantically looked for a replacement, and found Fallon Mercedes to take her place. Go check out the website, some quality porn. So, Would you?

Answer: No, I can see her left over chub that she forgot to Photoshop out, and she has a vein in the middle of her forehead that’s making me nauseous.


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"