THE DIRTY ARMY: Don’t drop the soap. This butt pirate will grope your rope and board you full mast, guys! Beware this freddy fg. He’ll be your friend until your past out, then he’ll be your homie and take ya home for the after party….noo not you girls…. you dont have to worry….this captain crusty hook is all about the boys… he likes em big and small…. round and brown…are you down? who wants to set sail with this pirate!

Why are those dudes so sweaty…what just happened.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Gobblin’ Gremlin munchs sauges *wink* *wink* like they are chili dogs. She likes them extra zesty with alot of cheese! Steer clear of dipping your chip into her nacho cheese sauce. The biggest sloot i know, she goes through men like toilet paper, dispite having a boyfriend. Even the toilets in weingar hall reject her. She has one hell of a carpet! if the rug burn doesnt get you the syphillis will. On facebook she posts satuses like “Finding oral highly enertaining today” Desperate for greg or what!

That guy had a similar mark on his face after she sat on it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me start off by saying, these photos speak for themselves. Kelsey Canez is notorious for getting wasted every night of the week! She likes to drink herself “stupid” and then wh*re herself around campus. She is so hungry for d*ck that she will fck anything that has a pulse. She has no standards….but then again she can’t be very picky. Just look at her. “syllabus week = alcohol week”, “OSU campus closed tomorrow!! helllll yeah les get druuuunk!”. These are a couple of her statuses from last week. Pretty much this ugly sk*nk likes to get drunk whenever she has the opportunity. So Nik, Would you?

I see some puddles on that pillow beside her.  Whoever woke up beside he wet the pillow.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Doug Von Euen. Here are just a few of his FaceBook posts just going to show how big of a douche he really is! He thinks he is gods gift to earth but obviously IS NOT! “My arms HURTS. Just cut it so I could show my friends that even gods can bleed.” Cocky much?? “The girl at the liquor store sold me a fifth for half off, and wrote her number on the receipt. To show my thanks I laughed out loud, crumpled the receipt, and threw it on the ground as I walked out the door.” *SSHOLE…who does that? “What has two thumbs and a gigantic boner because he gets to see all his bros tonight in one big alcohol filled environment? THIS GUY.” Doug thinks everybody loves him, but really, when he thinks they are laughing with him, we’re all just laughing at him. Grow up dude.

Are steroids the reason it looks like he has 2 left arms.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Nicole Fisher I just met her a couple months ago, i thought she was bad then… she smokes h*rion with all her awesome friends and shes also about 5 months pregnant now, and the father is older than my dad, shes pretty much the biggest whore at oregon state, i mean even compared to some of my friends, im sure she will drop out soon,but what do you think?

Your gunna wish you never did that after giving birth to a special person (no offense to special people, they’re just more work).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this girl at a party in Eugene, she goes to U.O. and her name Samanta Corcuera. I just wanna know what you think. She’s a dime to me, and most people at our school agree.  Would you upgrade anything about her?

The only thing that bothers me is the tip of her nose, but that can be fixed by the time she graduates.- nik

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(Click on the image to see Officer Anthony Rose without his “Uniform”)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cop / d-bag, Anthony Rose, had been exposing himself on duty (the photos below were off duty, but he was literally taking photos of his junk right after a traffic stop while in uniform and in a patrol car), using his position as an Albany Police Officer to meet and date girls (one woman from a civil standby he was dispatched to, and another he saw during a crash investigation, oh and a bunch of barista’s in town), who he was later showing naked photos of to a bunch of other officers down at the station. Anthony also lost his gun while drunk at a party in Salem. So if you sent Anthony naked photos there is a good chance he showed a bunch of other cops down in Albany. Girls watch out for this tool!

I clicked on the image and I am pretty sure he uses Head and Shoulders shampoo down below.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Laura Pye. Us girls around Oregon State hate her because she grew up in Albany and will never leave the area. The only good thing about her is that she isn’t smart enough to be at OSU. She is the queen of thinking she’s the sh*t and you can find her every weekend drunk and pepsi-ed up at The Peacock bar. It is sad that she has disrespected every guy since high school by cheating on them. Def is as unfaithful and b*tchy as they come. She feeds off of attention (apparently shes been feeding too much, noticing her added weight gain), which is sad because the only reason guys talk to her is because she sends naked pictures to them. If a guy is unfortunate to make it to the bedroom and be added to her long list, they will get relief from looking at her oily face after turning off the lights. Her face seriously looks like there was an accident with a tractor. And since she been going out and partying more it just made it swell up, and the dimples turn to craters on her cheeks…plus she always looks like she has a lower lip filled with chewing tobacco. The million dollar question for you Nik…since she is a local farm town product, would you touch her with a 10 foot irrigation pipe?

It baffles me when ugly chicks cheat.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is The dirtiest boy on campus… He is the biggest creeper around with the biggest wiener…. he loves to put in and on everything around him, especially little boys. .

I wonder what guys prefer, Zee tickler or no tickler.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This right here is Kayla. She is the most two-faced dirty hoe you will ever meet. She dated a kid for like a year and fcked around on him all the time at raves and parties. Got kicked out of her own apartment, shares a bedroom cause she cant afford to do jack shit. She sleeps around with anyones man, wears hardly any clothes, and has the nastiest fucking teeth I’ve ever seen. They’re all crooked and jagged like a fcking alligator. She thinks she has the “nicest body” because she’s 4’9″, legally a midget. Shes got all the diseases you could imagine. I wouldn’t touch her with a 20 foot pole.

The first pic must be before she bulked up for college…wrestling team?? or co-ed rugby?- nik