Oregon State

The Great Pumpkin

Posted in Fish Lips, Oregon State, Portland

Someone call Charlie Brown...it's Jordan Myers THE GREAT PUMPKIN!

Someone call Charlie Brown...it's Jordan Myers THE GREAT PUMPKIN!

Someone call Charlie Brown...it's Jordan Myers THE GREAT PUMPKIN!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This nasty b!tch is Jordan Myers. Her voice sounds like she’s been a chain smoker since she was born. She sounds like a man and looks exactly like one too. She’s a cheerleader at Western Oregon University and is a dirty jersey chaser. She has disgusting leathery orange skin, and cakes on make-up to hide her manly features. She LOVES to shit-talk, but can’t stand when it’s dished out to her. She says she likes to have guy friends…but really…it’s just because she blends in with them. She’s a sloppy alcoholic who’s drunk all the time, and tries to get with any guy that has a pulse. She’s disgusting and honestly, it’s time for this b!tch to be put in his…(sorry her) place.

Does she honestly think she looks better like that? This is one ugly fish. But hey, at least she can swallow. -nik

Jersey Manwhore

Posted in Oregon State, Portland

Jersey Man Whore?

Jersey Man Whore?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This man wh*re, Joe Martin is probably the number one douche at Oregon State University. I am shocked that he has not made it up on the dirty yet. First off, he is OBSESSED (like beyond unhealthy obsessed) with Jersey Shore. He got a GTL tattoo!! And is obsessed with keeping up on his Gym, Tan, Laundry routine. Second, you would think he was gay if it werent for all the women he is constantly hitting up and heavily flirting with. He claims to every girl that they are the only one. Third, he got kicked out of Lambda Chi (the frat he joined) for being such a d*ck… it’s impossible to get kicked out of a frat! So now, he joined Kappa Sigma, the lowest Frat at OSU… its not even a frat because they partied to hard and got kicked off panhellenic. And Fourth, he pretends to drink and get drunk so people will think he’s cool… Tell me what you think Nik!

If your obsessed with Jersey shore and your a dude then you have forgy ways, there’s no women on that show.  Also, only guys would think that tattoos cool, another sign your a forgy.- nik

Wannabe Blonde

Posted in Dirty Horses, Oregon State, Portland

Wannabee blonde

Wannabee blonde

THE DIRTY ARMY: This skinny little horse is Natalie. This facebook whore is running around Corvallis going to every party making a fool out of herself telling people she goes to Oregon State but really shes just failing out of community college. The classic case of a wannabe she has a new best friend every 2 months just long enough for her to steal their friends and suck them dry. She cant hold her liquor and always seems to end up all over some guy that wants nothing to do with her her. You can always count on her to be throwing up on the dance floor of some nasty frat screaming at the top of her lungs doing anything to get attention. She needs an orthodontist and a hair colorist pronto what do you think? I just feel sorry for the poor girl.

Can’t say much about girls who chew rocks.- nik

Wishes She Could Be A Dirty Celeb

Posted in Oregon State, Portland

Wishes She Could Be a Dirty Celeb

Wishes She Could Be a Dirty Celeb

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl Madeline wishes she could be the girls on this site. She goes to every frat party she can get her hands on. She claims to “love her boyfriend” but at every party she goes to she drinks like a fish and then tries to get any and every guy to take her home. She talks shit about every girl on the planet but i mean come on. Look at her, she is a fugly albino who is badly in need of a nose job. All she talks about is how much she can drink and how good in bed she is. She thinks that you’d be into her. Please give her some common sense. I already know the answer but would you?

Answer: No, yellow teeth, low gumline and a beak.

Somebody Call Dateline

Posted in Oregon State, Portland

Somebody Call Dateline NBC!

Somebody Call Dateline NBC!

Somebody Call Dateline NBC!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is 27yr old Chris Moran, He hooks up with high school girls and even had one crying at her inter formal. He is gross and needs to meet girls his own age.

He looks like he got hit in the face 15 too many times.- nik

Beware Ladies

Posted in Dirty Predator, Oregon State, Portland

Ladies of the world, do you want a man who will stop at nothing to stick his dick in you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ladies, are you out there right now looking for a man who will try to stick his d*ck in you at any cost? Well look no farther, All you need is BELLE G*EDAY! We guarantee that no man will step over more boundaries, no man will ignore \”no\” more than our friend Belle. He\’s got the name of a slooty disney princess, and he\’s five times as horny. But seriously, our dear friend Belle here took one of our friends home drunk and began to violate her to the degree that he would not stop his pursuit even as she began sobbing and crying. The word no, even when repeated twenty times meant nothing to this pitiful excuse for a man. This all took place at Oregon State University, and with respect to her safety, I cannot release when this happened. And believe me, it has happened more than once. He has nothing but the upmost lack of respect for women. Ladies, to him you are all Objects. Nothing more than bags of water and skin that were put on this earth for him to prey on. As a representative of men all over the world, I rebuke all knowledge of this troll as a man. In addition to this, dudes of the world, take heed in this man as the visage of that friend who will borrow your money and then never return a dime, and make you fear for your life if you ask for it back.

He probably pulls the “I’m a football player” card all the time.- nik

Dirtiest Sloot At OSU

Posted in Oregon State, Portland

Dirtiest Ugliest Sloot at OSU

Dirtiest Ugliest Sloot at OSU

Dirtiest Ugliest Sloot at OSU

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sloot is disgusting. Ive seen her at parties with 5 different guys making out n shit. she either thinks shes hot shit and thinks she can get guys (even tho theyre all ugly as f*ck) or she has the lowest self esteem ever. she has no real friends bc everyone hates her. So based on looks alone Nik, would you? bc i sure as f*ck wouldnt. i wouldn’t want my d*ck to fall off.

She has some majorly thick arms…I also think she’s missing shoulders.- nik

Smashed The Homie

Posted in Oregon State

SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE! ALERT THE BROS!

SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE! ALERT THE BROS!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik!! Its time to put some of the hoes @ OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY on blast since they are quick to put THE BROS on here. I would have posted like a long time ago but I COULD NOT FIND PICS!! Megan Colins has done one of the SLUTIEST things any girl can do. “ SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE!” We have a homie hopper on the loose people! I heard of Megan before I even seen her because news spread fast that she smashed OREGON STATE FOOTBALL PLAYERS Sean Martin and Jorden Poyer one week after the other. Not only are they homies, they are BEST BROS!! I don’t see her @ parties anymore because rumors say that she is hiding and changed her look or something. Yeah like that is really going to help. Lolz. You cant find her on Facebook because she DOES NOT WANT TO BE FOUND. But you can find her around Corvallis with the girls you CAN SEE in the pics. I use to see them three @ parties. I heard those girls get around too so all of them are on blast now. I covered up Laurel and the other three girls in the pics because they are not the SLUTS here. I cant believe girls these days. You have the nerve to call us MEN dirty and then go and do stuff like this?!! Keep hiding you homie smashing slut! You AND your two little friends.

She’s not in hiding, she moves from group to group smashing whatever she can…its what sloots do.- nik

Why Do So Many People Think This Girl Is Cool

Posted in Oregon State, The Dirty

Why do so many people think this bitch is cool? who is she?

Why do so many people think this bitch is cool? who is she?

Why do so many people think this bitch is cool? who is she?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this girl everywhere from house parties, bars and clubs like Sancho’s, Impulse, Peaccock, Harrison. etc.I just don’t understand why people like her so much. She is way too outgoing and it kind of freaks me out a bit. You can only find her hanging out with bunches of guys… possible scandals. Who knows? But who is she?

Her body is too soft anyway. Don’t get caught up in her scam.- nik

Slooty Bimbo

Posted in Oregon State, Portland

STD Bimbo

STD Bimbo

STD Bimbo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,meet the biggest sloot at OSU & only a frosh. She loves to have sex with her boyfriend, ex boyfriend, and random guys (with girlfriends) all at the same time. Every time I see her she is all over every guy in the room, its disgusting. I’m baffled to why guys actually have sex with her…well I guess guys love the easy girls? Watch out future f*ck buddies this girl loves having sex with 2+ guys a night.

She looks like Phoebe from friends but dirtier.- nik