The Dirty

Posted in FSU, Orlando, The Dirty | February 6th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tatiana. I’ve seen her around downtown Orlando and at some of the clubs including the one where I’m a bartender. I’m pretty sure she now goes to FSU. I think shes pretty hot and anytime she’s ever brought up everyone how she has a huge rack for a half asian white girl. So what do you think, are real or not??

Those are FAKE. You can tell by the seagull lines when she lays down.- nik

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was a moron and made the biggest mistake of ordering an item off of BAKZO.COM before checking any reviews for the site. The site looked decent and since it was based in the US, I thought it’d be a little safer to order off of it. I had so many problems, it was absolutely ridiculous: when they shipped it, I tracked my package and they shipped it off to FRANCE! How and why the hell did they manage to send it overseas when I live in North America?! Second issue was the fact that they took about 2 months to “resolve” it. I continuously complained, called, and emailed to get my measly little item delivered. The one guy who kept on answering the calls (and probably the only guy that actually works for Bakzo) kept on apologizing and he told me they’ll ship me another one. Nope, never got it! Never got a tracking number or anything either. After that, “they” would ignore my emails and just would not pick up the phone. It took so long to try and resolve this issue, that my credit card company wouldn’t be able to refund me anymore. So I sent my complaints to the Better Business Bureau and found out the name of the owner, listed on BBB’s page for Bakzo.com: Said Ragragui. I found him on Facebook under Orlando, Florida and under his contact information, he lists all the websites he runs (including Bakzo). If anyone in Orlando knows this asshole scam artist, give him a good kick in the nuts and don’t order off of his sh*tty website!! I later found handfuls of complaints on other websites about the shady customer service, “missing” shipments, and how crappy the items he sells actually are (aka they’re FAKE) yet he charges retail price for them. I’ve learned my lesson from this, but I’m still pissed off that a piece of sh*t like him is running around and scamming people.

Armani products are for poor people anyway.- nik

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid is Orlando’s biggest Douchetard Jeffrey Morlaes and goes by the name “Joox”. Him and his Alamo goons proudly “rape the Britts” @ Sanford Orlando International Airport and then spend all their commission on True Religon, Gucci, and bottles in the club. He lives at home with him mom and is the biggest twitter, facebook, instagram, WH*RE. Please expose this kid and all of his groupies and d**K jockies. Did I mention that he is a wanna be rapper that smokes “piff” all day. Look out for his boys too, The Rab, The Mole, The Pusher, The Giant, Pita, Jpistolz- They’re all clowns and all post nerotic vein pics and posts on Facebook every move they make.

Those chicks must be his fans, you can tell by their looks.- nik

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | February 1st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was given this picture of my husband, (who I left b/c he was addicted to drugs). I wanted to share with the world what he tries so hard to hide from everyone, that yes, he’s a druggie! He is so effed up in this picture, that he’s even puckering to kiss the dogs ass! He tried to explain to me that the dog does this while playing with the hair on his chest… Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or. Is he wearing a shirt in this pic? And if a person were in their right mind, would u really sit there with the dog’s ass on his mouth long enough for someone to grab a camera & take a pic? I think NOT! Good try Jason Colon, good try.

I think the dog likes it.- nik

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | January 31st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s that red-headed ring leader Shannon of the 4am crew at her best.  This was from her 2009 DUI arrest, believe it or not they actually like being on TheDirty and their phone calls have been starting at 3 on the weekends.  TheDirty makes peoples lives way better.

Did she fall in mud before she got arrested?- nik

Posted in Orlando | January 31st, 2012

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida | January 24th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t blame these girls at all for thinking they are hot and the sh*t.  I blame all the desperate and drunk idiots that bang them.  I mean after 2am they are some of the most popular girls in Orlando and it is totally working out for them.  Its funny to see guys not want to talk to them at the bar, but soon as we leave, everyone is blowing them up lol.  Nik, can you really blame them?

Looks more like a 4AM crew to me.- nik

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | January 18th, 2012

**Update (via @NikRichie)-Dear Media: I’m not counter offering Casey Anthony interview because the 1 million dollar offer is phony. Al Taylor is a FRAUD. My offer stands.

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I just received this letter from my lawyers at Salberg. Looks like Casey Anthony already has a deal in place for 1 million dollars that supersedes all interview requests. That is unfortunate because I still think I am the best person for the job.

Posted in Orlando | January 17th, 2012

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida | January 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this girl all over Orlando from alligator alley out in kissimmee to downtown cowboys and even UCF.  First off shes fat and her thighs are bigger then most men I know… she always has a cigarette in her hand is talks a lot of sh*t hello its not a good look.  Her and her girls are all plus size and shouldn’t wear the clothes they do… tell us what you think of her… her real name is Shannon Timme but she goes by Shannon Elizabeth probably because she is embrassed by her high school reputation still haunting her.

Some people just need to be medicated.- nik