Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Update: The Orlando Troll
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this just in…The Orlando Troll “bmg” goes to jail today for possesion and child endangerment.
It is about time… how could you not see child molester from a million miles away with that “little pedal bike” tattoo?- nik
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Orlando’s Finest Skank
Posted in Orlando | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik this is Nicole Re**, the biggest cock whore in Orlando. She stalks any guy she dates and is psycho! She will give head for a bump of coc*ine! She has threesomes all the time with guys that are taken. She has herpes…so be careful! Many guys that have slept with her have said she smells and looks distorted down there….
The downstairs matches her distorted face…gross.- nik
So Gangster
Posted in Orlando | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jason. He is a skater gone thug, what do you think about this lil homi.
Notice how all his tats he can still cover up from his mom (who I’m sure he lives with)…what a rebel.- nik
Florida Brunette
Posted in Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: would you with this Florida brunette?.
ANSWER: No, she has the longest neck I’ve ever seen and hangs out with oompa loompas, doompa dee doo!- nik
I Think This Is Real SGM
Posted in Orlando, Scissor Gang Mafia | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was stalking a friend of mine on facebook and came across this picture in the latest posted album. What do you think? I think he is part of the REAL SGM.
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia Real greg touchers.- nik
Dirty Rice
Posted in Orlando, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is Kendra and she was caught cheating on her boyfriend of five years. Turns out all she is interested in is the dudes bank account.. She ripped my boys heart out of his chest and ate it for breakfast. So would you?
ANSWER: No, she has wide v gap down low a refund that’s not worth it and there is not a good enough bag in the world to put on that noggin.- nik
Scum Of Orlando
Posted in Orlando | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Lyyn J***son. She is the absolute scum of Orlando. She is a stripper and a prostitute. A friend of mine used to live with her and says she would bring old men home at night and make the house smell like rotten fish. She does any and everything for attention. She’s a backstabber and talks a lot of sh*t. She has no job and never finished high school. She’s slept with all of Orlando, Daytona Beach, and Cocoa Beach. Male and female. She brags about stripping and going down on girls. She swears thinks she’s the hottest thing around but in reality she’s just another drug addicted wh*re. She’s done so many drugs her teeth are rotting. She’s DISGUSTING, can you PLEASE put her in her place
This what happens when you spend a night with the Orlando Magic at an early legal age.- nik
Orlando’s Very Hot News Caster For Fox News
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Sabrina Fein. She is a news caster in Orlando for FOX news. From Miami and went to “THE U” of course. That’s the only thing I dont like about her! Very Hot Nik! Love waking up to her for the morning weather and traffic reports! Wouldn’t you?
You just love her +2’s let’s be honest… her face and Giraffe neck are gross, but her fake parts are perfect.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Orlando, The Dirty | March 8th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. That’s how we party pops. Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Jon
Isn’t that Reggie’s new girl?
How Bout A Singers Chick
Posted in Orlando, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Luisana Lop**. She’s Michael Bubble’s chick, but she is super hott & do-able. Perfect face & body! She’s successful & only 22… I knew plenty of dudes who would if they got their chance… So Nik, would you? Is this “the one?”
Answer: No, she looks like a stripper… he can’t pull hotter tail than that?
