THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, HUGE fan of your site. You obviously have no shame in telling the truth and that’s what I need to hear. I was looking into getting my lips, nose, and boobs done. I would say my lips are average size, my nose is naturally close to perfection (just a slight bump that I want to get rid of), and my boobs aren’t small by any means. My boyfriend doesn’t condone the idea of me getting plastic surgery at all, but I want to be perfect, Nik! Which should I do first? (By the way, the picture I included isn’t of me).

I never thought the picture you included was you. This is your order: Nose, Boobs, Lipo then Lips.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mornin’ Nik! Lacey, the woman of a million last names is probably the most sick and twisted individual I have ever had the displeasure of meeting in Ocala, Florida. She is a disgusting racist who calls five year old children the n word. She hates her own children and constantly tells them she wishes they would kill themselves. She looks down upon “ghetto” people yet she herself falls under every category she would use to call someone Ghetto. Four different children from four DIFFERENT men? Check! Five homes in two years that she was either evicted from (the house she’s currently being evicted from she refuses to vacate and has covered all the winds with sheets and tarps)? Check! Fired from every singe job she has ever had? Check! Food stamps? Check! Not to mention the countless time’s she has threatened to murder the current sheriff of Marion Count on Facebook. Lets talk about her last job. She was fired (obviously) yet she sneaks in in the middle of the night and steals sales information and gift cards? Now the sensible person would keep that all to themselves but what does Lacey do? Why she goes and runs her mouth off to the entire town like the idiot she is. She has also created a fake charity to help a family of five (including children) who were burned into a grease fire except instead of giving the money to them she used it to buy one of her children birthday presents, to buy her fat ass new bikinis and to finance her alcoholism and DUIs. And the saddest part is even after she does all this she goes to facebook and quotes scriptures. She likes to call herself “Raci Laci” but really we all know that she is just a sad, pathetic individual who seems to get off on trying to torment others peoples lives and ruin them, as evident when she posted her fiances wife (not ex-wife still wife, they’re still married yet he’s engaged to Lacey), , Tammy Wacker Gardner, on this site A little taste of her own medicine couldn’t hurt, could it?

Real name; Charles.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is named Carley McGrath. She calls herself Carley Davidson – because everyone gets a ride. Any person this girl has been with – their lives have been f*cked over. She can’t close her legs, this girl has out done most b*tches on here, 3?6?12?24? god knows. She doesn’t even know half of the people she has slept with, nor des she care, lies to make everyone pity her yet infact she throws herself at any girl OR guy (that’s right, she’s a lesbian when she meets a girl – but straight if she meets a guy. When drunk you can find this girl missing at every party cause she is that one whose in the closet getting rammed by two guys at once. She’s so bad that she was found mking out with one guy then turns around and makes out with his friend, the first dude being so shocked calls her a whore, (this is infront of everyone) he throws a condom at her, carley being the little sloot she is, picks it up and 15 minutes later attempts to use it(and yet somehow still fails) after he takes it off -cums inside of her- and she still has no care in the world. Her solution was casually dropping by the clinic(where im sure there all on first name basis:)). To take a Plan B pill, and laugh it off like every other sunday. This b*tch isn’t only just a head case- she loses friends as fast as she lost her virginity. Every friend she’s had she’s slept with their boyfriends, or girlfriends, and makes you think you’re somehow in the wrong. Well b*tch, karma.

She looks like that dude with the big nose from Spongebob.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Greetings Nik, just wanted to know what you thought about THIS?? I really don’t like Mark Zuckerberg anyway, but she doesn’t fit the bill of a billionaire’s girlfriend…. You’d think will all that money he could pull better tail than THAT!

Mark has always loved the smell of noodles. He is the John Lennon of our times, which means some crazy is going to shoot him eventually.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the scientists at the University of St. Andrew’s School of Psychology declared this woman to be the most beautiful woman in the world after she won a natural beauty contest. Apparently her face is perfectly nearly perfectly proportional and the ratios between her eyes and nose and ears are all “scientifically ideal”. So of course I want to know, would you?

Answer: No, she has a cut on her lip. What do hairy old scientist know about beauty? They don’t study it like me on a daily basis… (Note to self: never send Press to St. Andrew’s). The only thing worth looking at on this girl are her eyes which aren’t even light enough to get me off.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some pictures that Hulk Hogan (Terry Gene Bollea) cannot deny.

I need more, I want to know who the female is… she looks like Bubba the Love Sponge’s chick Heather Clem?- nik

Also See: EXCLUSIVE: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! So I can’t believe nobody has posted this ridiculously gorgeous girl. Her name is Cary Poole and she’s originally from Altamonte Springs. We went to high school together. (the same school that chin-chilla went to; Lake Brantley breeds models, obviously). She lives in Miami now and is doing some serious modeling. Word is that she’s dating Miami Dolphins TE Anthony Fasano. Either way, just asking if you would?

Answer: No, the back fat and wart under her elbow bothers me.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a couple of other guys and myself, did some detective work regarding the Hulk Hogan porn video screen captures you posted. Luckily Bubba the Love Sponge and his ex-wife Heather had posted a number of photos of their bedroom online. We were able to provide solid proof that the Hogan sex tape was filmed inside Bubba’s bedroom. I’m uploading some of the photos, but there is a much more damning one in this thread: Thanks! Click here to read article.

I wish Bubba the Love Sponge would just man up and admit Hulk Hogan banged his wife (at the time) in his bedroom. The best part is that Linda Hogan claimed Heather Clem is her best friend and it would never betray her like this. Sh*t is about to go down.- nik

ALSO SEE:

EXCLUSIVE: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Continued- Terry Gene Bollea Sex Tape

EXCLUSIVE: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this morning I woke up to news of my friend Mike passing away last night due to an overdose on Oxy’s.  This is the 3rd friend I have lost in the past 18 months.  It is sad what has happened to everyone I grew up with, most of them hooked on Oxy’s and just sit at home, smoke or snort this stuff and just sit there and get fat and do nothing with their lives.  At the end of the day, our Government is the one to blame for this.  Why allow a drug that is more addictive than heroin to be given to anyone makes no f*cking sense.  My buddy was 23 years old, played college ball and everything, super healthy.  Went to see a doctor, told him his back was always killing him and he had a hard time walking… so what does this doctor do?  Without even Xrays, he prescribed him 90 80mg oxys without any questions.   He didn’t need this pills, he had no back problems he just wanted to get high and the doctor allowed it.  Its f*cking dumb, its sad when a drug brings in Billions of dollars, no one seems to care because so many are becoming rich off it. I wonder how many more friends I will lose.

I blame Obama.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is truly delusional, she’s the kinda girl that literally walks and talks like she’s attractive and no matter how ugly she is or what any body says she tries to pretend it’s not true. I’ve never once heard anybody say good things about this girls looks, even guys that have talked to her. This girls lower then dirt, she’s with a guy only for his money straight up told me how gross he is and how much she didn’t like him. B*tch, be happy SOMEBODY likes you cause that man is clearly a f*cking idiot or is into talking conceited cows. This girls whole family is really trash, pretty much all of them are the same way as her. She has family members in porn that have the nerve to think there lives are worth 2 cents. Selling your body for money…and you think anybody takes you seriously? And not only that she literally brags about how slutty she is. She’s tried to talk to two of my boyfriends and they would never give her the time of day. She’s not a threat, just gross. Nik, do these girls EVER realize? p.s these are literally the best pictures of her i could find.

Her cheeks must be infected…- nik