Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Francesca Is Such A Joke

May 4, 2013 Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 11 84,121 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why does this Francesca think that she is something hot just because she started going to the gym and got her first tattoo? I don’t know how sticking your ass out in pictures to a point where your stomach is out makes you ‘fit’, but this girl swears that she is god’s gift to the world. She is a low life who works for Abercrombie and doesn’t have anything else going for her. This attention wh*re is only 22, has slept with half of the guys I know and needs to be put on blast because she is one of the fakest girls in the area. She claims that she has been ‘sober’ for a year, but she still goes and gets drunk enough to sleep with any guy that she meets out. Word of advice Franny, try to get rid of your back rolls.

Franny, I say you still need to lose about 17 pounds before you can start taking real selfies.- nik



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Tiger Woods Lovers Needs To STFU

May 3, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Orlando, The Dirty 85 87,394 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to put on blast Tiger Woods fans. I’ve been seeing a lot of posts involving him lately and it really pisses me off, well the whole Tiger thing since day one has pissed me off. I’ve been golfing since before I remember not to mention before Tiger Woods came on the scene, and I have a strong respect for the game, it is amazing it teaches you to be patient strong minded and use critical thinking, not to mention how to be a gentlemen (or woman). Then Tiger Woods comes out running all over the greens screaming swearing slamming clubs, I’ve even seen him throw clubs into the crowd at tournaments, and somehow everyone fell in love with him, well not me. I see him for what he really is a stuck up prick who thinks he is better than everyone and more important than the game of golf, the thing that made him. And set aside that whole marriage thing cause I don’t care I hated him before that not to mention I sleep with hotter girls than the girls he was f*cking. What really pisses me off is the fanboys always chanting Tigers the greatest golfer of all time, or Tiger is gunna win this week. I apologize to all you fan boys, but Tiger Woods is sh*t at golf now and he is not, nor has he ever been the greatest golfer of all time. Jack Nicklaus is the greatest golfer of all time and I could write a 1000 page essay as to why Jacks better than tiger but I wont. All im saying is tiger woods has 14 majors Nicklaus has 18 and that alone makes Nicklaus the greatest. I just wish all these fare weather golf fans would realize that and stfu cause it really pisses of an authentic golf fan like myself, not just a tiger fan. And to anyone whos gunna post “well tigers won three times this year” anything that isn’t a major means nothing, and Tiger hasn’t won a major in close to ten years, I think eight. Last point, Tiger Woods is 37 and needs 5 majors to beat Nicklaus’ record, only one man has won 5 majors after the age of 37 and that man is ben Hogan, arguably the greatest of all time but he was in a car accident that almost killed him at the prime of his career. Point being, tiger most likely will not catch Nicklaus’ record of 18 majors.

Tiger changed the game, love him or hate him he is the face of Golf. He inspired a younger generation to pick up a club and is a money making machine. The old timers are just old timers.- nik



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Wannabe Model

April 30, 2013 Orlando, Would You? 23 10,540 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik!! Big fan! So this Russian chick thinks she’s “model material” and is one of the most conceited chicks on the planet! Her dream is to be in magazines , better yet .. on the COVER of magazines! I personally think she looks like a two dollar tranny hooker but I wanted to get your opinion! Nik Richie…..Would you??

It takes a lot of Mac to two-tone yourself.- nik



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Douche Bag Dealer

April 29, 2013 Miami, Orlando 60 9,921 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this douchebag name of HAROLD LOZANO He is a full time drug dealer that preys on girls new to the club scene .ripped me off this summer when I fronted him money (I know, genius on my part) and today he just texted me saying “got that blackberry kushhh” or something (he makes up strains all the time. It can be pretty funny actually) ANYWHO how do I go about getting the 2 grams he owes me? I texted him all the time asking him if he was good and now he says he is but I think he’s going to ignore me again. Any tips would be splendid N**GA He sleep around He doesn’t want to use a condom .First off, make sure he’s tested for drds before you sleep with him I’m sure he probably didnt use them with other girls.is a turn off but u need to stand ur ground because u don’t need to come up preg, drd, other **S or God forbid end up with A**S!!! He spend 1 Year in PRISON he said he spent his time in protective custody writing a screenplay, Warrant was issued for his arrest on aggravated assault charges in ORLANDO he has also been arrested for burglary, assault, drug possession he had been arrested 15 times



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Dog Finally Caught

April 24, 2013 Orlando 0 7,568 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: OKay nik so this guy is dating all kinds of random girls, in MO, and Orlando Fl, He is sleeping around with girls without rubbers, and wanting all these different females to have his baby!!!! This guy is rotten and dirty and will want you to just give him money!!!!!Hes pathetic and a HUGE LIAR…. hes been arrested in ORLANDO FL FOR Battery By Strangulation-Dating Violence…. HES A WOMAN BEATER AND A HUGE WHORE…. STAY AWAY…. FAR AWAY

I don’t think this post was necessary for people to stay away, but thanks for sharing.- nik



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Dana Cherie Romaine-Model

April 23, 2013 Orlando 4 7,470 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Dana Cherie Romaine. She is a self claimed model from Ocala Florida. I have no idea how she started modeling, but she is simply pathetic. She’s not attractive AT ALL – no body, no boobs, no face – how does girl think she should be a model? She actually posted these photos on her modeling fan page; does she really think she looks good in these photos? She has the same look in each one – deer in headlights. And look how badly she airbrushed the one photo! And she still doesn’t even look good! Her and her husband constantly argue publicly on Facebook and threaten to leave each other. They call each other out for cheating on one another – and then Dana’s mom plays referee. It’s pretty entertaining, but at the same time I want to pull my hair out! This girl is messed up! She has like TEN or more Facebook accounts, she even has one for her Honda and she’s in a complicated relationship with her it. I didn’t even pic out the bad photos of her – These are photos that she submitted in ‘vote for me’ contests, and they are all displayed on her “modeling fan page”

Shes paid a lot of money to claim that title.  It costs a lot for photoshoots.- nik



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