Downward Spiral

September 22, 2014 Orlando 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl Amy Messershmidt, she is a real piece of work. She ate hand fulls of pills while trying to steal money, credit cards, food, and petty things.. When she wasn’t popping pills and getting arrested, she like to sleep with guys from sugar daddy websites for money. She once hoped to buy bigger tits with her dirty money. She had a crap load of “boyfriends” before she finally ran away from her problems to “get rehabilitation” She’s stared in porn as Autumn Breeze

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Ex-Professor Laurent Boukobza Is Such A Creeper

September 13, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this Creep on blast. This guy Laurent Boukobza use to be a professor at UCF and was the biggest creep. He would always look at girls in class and treat them like sh*t if you didn’t flirt back or show him you were interested. He finally found his student to sleep with so he quit. Poor Hannah Fontecchio, he now uses her on dating sites to sleep with other girls. They now have music camps and try to secude girls they meet overseas. Please help before someone else gets used.

Out of all the students, that is the nose he chose?- nik

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 4, 2014 Arlington, Dallas, Fort Worth, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, Plano, San Antonio, St. Petersburg, Tampa, Texas, The Dirty, University of Miami 9


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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The Ulrych Sisters

August 29, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Carla and Amelia AKA the Ulrych sisters. These basic ass bitches were raised by a wealthy family in a suburb overseas, but decided to be wannabe hood rats so their parents disowned them after realizing they had no chance at succeeding in life. You may have been unfortunate enough to see one stripping at a local establishment, but Rachel’s recently did us all a favor by putting Amelia’s fat ass back behind the bar after she gained like 30 lbs (she’s the dumb looking one covering herself with a pink robe cause she looks like a walrus from the neck down). My friend banged her inside Club Ono less than an hour after they met, and had to wash his pipe 3x a day for a week just to lose the stench. That’s apparently what happens when you bang a chick whose stank ass has more cottage cheese than a Wal-Mart Supercenter. She always has a mean mug on her face that makes her look like she has to take a massive shit, but I guess she thinks she’s hard..who can blame her after surviving such a rough childhood in the mean streets of London? I won’t waste too much time on the older one, Carla, since I doubt anybody remembers her anyway (she’s the one who looks like a cracked out Joan Rivers with way too much make up on). She disappeared after getting pregnant again since nobody would sleep with her anymore, but rumor has it the test results would show her fiancé is NOT the father. I hope that’s not true so she doesn’t have an excuse to neglect this baby as bad as her last one. Maury?

Are they incapable of taking sexy selfies? Show some skin ladies… that is the whole point of a selfie.- nik

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Ocala Escort

August 19, 2014 Jacksonville, Orlando 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik me and boyfriend of 3 years broke up because he fcked this dirty ocala prostitute that goes by Winter Vixen. So this shit leads you into rooms with no beds ducks with no condoms and only charges 60$. My ex found out he was drd positive when he got tested I also tested and came up negative when I asked his ass about it he came clean and told me everything so this Fcking ugly man in a wig fcked up my relationship so if your in the area and fcked this thing go get tested this is no joke

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The Teachers Cheating Husband

August 16, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the guy in this pic is Alex. The woman in the pic is his wife. Alex is a local man whore who works as a firefighter and bartender. He lies and says he only lives with his wife for the kids sake. He has cheated with over 20 woman, and even admittedly got an DRD and still didn’t tell his wife about. Although his wife searches his phone and has to know what’s going on, she stays. His wife is the junior high guidance counselor and he was recently sleeping with one of her students mom. (My friend). He sends DP’s on a daily basis, “borrows” money, asks for gifts, and blatantly lies to everyone he comes in contact with. He claims to be a weed dealer, but with all those jobs is crying poverty. Guys like this are the total definition of douchebag! I hope this is his wife’s wake up call. She’s way too good for him.  For you ladies, Click here to see his Greg!!!

This dude is hung (no homo).- nik

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Charlotte McKinney – What Do You Think

August 12, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Charlotte McKinney. Not sure if she has been featured on your site before, but she is being touted as the next Kate Upton. She’s a hometown girl that my buddy banged back when she was ugly and in high school. Great turnaround for her. She’s getting popular now and wanted your professional opinion on the subject.

Tell me more… like real pictures. I really hope Charlotte McKinney doesn’t turn into Whale Wars. Good to see real racks making a comeback.- nik

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UFC Wannabe/Cheating Husband

August 6, 2014 Orlando 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Alex Barna VI he is a fireman, a bartender, a party bus driver, and according to his twitter a UFC wannabe. The one thing he forgets to tell people is that he is a user, liar, and in his wife’s opinion a loving and devoted husband. He sleeps with multiple woman behind his wif\’s back, and has even has chl***ia (without her knowing). He gives a great sob story about being separated living in poverty having to make ends meet by selling weed. He takes advantage of who he can all the while claiming to be a “nice guy” what a joke!

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