Orlando | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

SnatchThat Is A Scam

October 1, 2014 Dirty Business, Orlando 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Subsequent to my job interview, I contacted “SnatchThat” (now known as “Chrilo”) at 407.922.8856 to inquire as to why I hadn’t been contacted to come in & begin work, as I had been advised during my interview with Nick that I would be contacted the following Monday to come in & become acclimated with my work enviornment (after he hit on me). When I called, I spoke to someone who identified himself as Oscar, & who, upon questioning, advised that my being hired was contingent upon my purchasing their “SnatchThat” card during my interview – which I had refused to do. Subsequently, I posted a warning on Craigslist to other job seekers. In response, I received multiple phone calls from Christopher Dosen.

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Bogus Photographer Named Doug

September 26, 2014 Dirty Business, Orlando, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is this guy in Orlando by the name of Doug. This guy is some self glorified ass and t*t photographer club promoter. He is just another guy with a fistful of cash, and calls himself a photographer, lacking in some social aspect, picking up a camera there for validates his existences and trying to pull himself up on the social ladder. By no means is this guy a real photographer. I met a teen that says she paid for this guy to shoot her nude, and not even tasteful nudes, but ones that reflect poorly on this girl. This guy calls himself published with his self published ass and tit magazine no one buys, and maybe a few other magazines, but nothing like a high end fashion magazine, not even shooting real fashion models, shooting for agencies or producing outstanding work . He is another wannabe guy with a camera with no Photoshop skills, no skills fit for photography. His photography is nothing short of cheap, over photoshopped. I feel sorry for all the young girls paying to be shot by someone not worth being paid for, and getting images that they can’t get real modeling/ commercial work with. Girls look short of pornstars infront of his camera. This guy would never get the chance with real working fashion models, the girls wouldn’t want their image to reflect that of skank porn star. this guy needs attention by the dirty! If you want to look like a dirty porn star contact this guy he will get you plenty of adult work. Want to look like a real model plenty of photographers that can shoot you properly and give you something years from now you won’t regret.

Next time submit a picture of him and not his art.- nik

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Kissimmee’s Ginger Slore

September 25, 2014 Orlando 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I banged this ginger slut named Erin Pope. This crazy bitch is straight up from the trash. She doesnt take her meds, and is always complaining to people about how ugly she is, just for sympathy. She is so freckley, even her fishy snatch is covered in red dots. I had to break up with her after she used me for money and to be a father to her kid! Beware anyone who meets this chick! You will end up with a smelly greg for weeks, because her ginger snatch leaks green!

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Downward Spiral

September 22, 2014 Orlando 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl Amy Messershmidt, she is a real piece of work. She ate hand fulls of pills while trying to steal money, credit cards, food, and petty things.. When she wasn’t popping pills and getting arrested, she like to sleep with guys from sugar daddy websites for money. She once hoped to buy bigger tits with her dirty money. She had a crap load of “boyfriends” before she finally ran away from her problems to “get rehabilitation” She’s stared in porn as Autumn Breeze

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Ex-Professor Laurent Boukobza Is Such A Creeper

September 13, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this Creep on blast. This guy Laurent Boukobza use to be a professor at UCF and was the biggest creep. He would always look at girls in class and treat them like sh*t if you didn’t flirt back or show him you were interested. He finally found his student to sleep with so he quit. Poor Hannah Fontecchio, he now uses her on dating sites to sleep with other girls. They now have music camps and try to secude girls they meet overseas. Please help before someone else gets used.

Out of all the students, that is the nose he chose?- nik

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 4, 2014 Arlington, Dallas, Fort Worth, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, Plano, San Antonio, St. Petersburg, Tampa, Texas, The Dirty, University of Miami 9


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The Ulrych Sisters

August 29, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Carla and Amelia AKA the Ulrych sisters. These basic ass bitches were raised by a wealthy family in a suburb overseas, but decided to be wannabe hood rats so their parents disowned them after realizing they had no chance at succeeding in life. You may have been unfortunate enough to see one stripping at a local establishment, but Rachel’s recently did us all a favor by putting Amelia’s fat ass back behind the bar after she gained like 30 lbs (she’s the dumb looking one covering herself with a pink robe cause she looks like a walrus from the neck down). My friend banged her inside Club Ono less than an hour after they met, and had to wash his pipe 3x a day for a week just to lose the stench. That’s apparently what happens when you bang a chick whose stank ass has more cottage cheese than a Wal-Mart Supercenter. She always has a mean mug on her face that makes her look like she has to take a massive shit, but I guess she thinks she’s hard..who can blame her after surviving such a rough childhood in the mean streets of London? I won’t waste too much time on the older one, Carla, since I doubt anybody remembers her anyway (she’s the one who looks like a cracked out Joan Rivers with way too much make up on). She disappeared after getting pregnant again since nobody would sleep with her anymore, but rumor has it the test results would show her fiancé is NOT the father. I hope that’s not true so she doesn’t have an excuse to neglect this baby as bad as her last one. Maury?

Are they incapable of taking sexy selfies? Show some skin ladies… that is the whole point of a selfie.- nik

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Ocala Escort

August 19, 2014 Jacksonville, Orlando 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik me and boyfriend of 3 years broke up because he fcked this dirty ocala prostitute that goes by Winter Vixen. So this shit leads you into rooms with no beds ducks with no condoms and only charges 60$. My ex found out he was drd positive when he got tested I also tested and came up negative when I asked his ass about it he came clean and told me everything so this Fcking ugly man in a wig fcked up my relationship so if your in the area and fcked this thing go get tested this is no joke

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