THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was reading all the excuses people post on here for why ITG is “ridiculous” and “impossible” and haven’t come across this one. What are your thoughts are on ITG and knock knees. Does this condition affect ITG? I am currently working on my ITG (and self in general) and your site keeps me motivated! I don’t want to end up like Whale Wars. Thank you!
Looks like being bowlegged is the key. Vargus Baby, Vargus!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… this is Jamie, this biggest whore in the Daytona area. She has seriously slept with half of the city and now is playing cute girl-next-door wifey to some poor loser. She works at Dollar General and takes slutty pictures with crappy photographers in her free time. She thinks she’s the hottest shit in town and complains about needing to gain weight but I think she’s chubby. Please, tell me you wouldn’t…
Answer: No, I can see past her body tricks and can most definitely see her thighs.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris, a new girl in Orlando who I guess is from Richmond, Virginia. She’s hot as hell despite being flat as hell. She’s some sort of writer and pretty artsy. Met her in person and she’s tiny, 5ft 3ish and MAYBE 90lbs but the bod is rockin’. The kicker, she is in her 30′s and looks about 20. I asked her out only to be told I was too young. Seems she only dates right around her age and is a pretty quite girl’s girl. I’m still so into this one, old as hell or not, so, Nik, I have to know, would you?
Answer: No, she needs a head transplant and a stylist.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the gregsmith sir Tiger Woods is back on his A-game. I can finally watch golf again. It was so boring when he sucked. So now that Tiger is #1, the ladies better be ready. He has some poison he needs to release.
No! Tiger Woods is in love with his dude-like girlfriend. He will never cheat on him.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need you to put this piece of shit on blast. His name is Austin Stevens, he is a junkie, and good for nothing. He has been a drug addict since he was 15 he does, m*th, coc**ne, heroin, and pain killers. He was arrested last month for Pepsi, and Mth. This roiled out junkie even got his little brother on pain killers when he was only 15 and now his brother is stealing money from people to supply his addiction. he has also been known to get girls fcked up on drug so that he can have sex with them. I’ve known him personally for years and I know many countless others that feel the same. He thinks he is God’s gift to the earth, and constantly calling other people junkies and judging everyone. Now it’s his turn. Let everyone know what a piece of shit he is.
Sitting at a table by yourself is more embarrassing then impressive.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Met This gal on a flight back from bog col. we chatted 4 hrs then had dinner.She called me everyday for 10 months(I called back)told me to but her a ticket so I said buy it Ill give you cash when u get here..So she flies in,kinda cold,strange so she says her friend is in town (guy)She spends one night he blows up my phone 10 times and shes gone the same day..No call no nothing..
If that rail wasn’t there she’d be toppling over. fho sho.- nik
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