Orlando | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Gloria Christine Is Not Down To Earth

July 8, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever posted that last GC post obviously doesn’t know her. She’s still a club rat but now she’s FAT. I have seen her at the gym, she’s maybe 5 feet tall and definitely chunky in the legs now. She hides it but you can see in her boyfriends posts how ugly she really is. In person her face is awful. If she smiles, she literally looks like a troll. The first time I saw her in person I didn’t even recognize her. She’s actually unattractive, not even average. She uses to have a great body but that’s gone now too. Plus, she’s OBSESSED with red bottoms and material things. She constantly posts pictures of her shoes and saying she’s a princess, far from down to earth.

It’s never a good sign when the breasts are level with the stomach.- nik

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Christeen the Altamonte Trot

July 3, 2014 Orlando 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl christeen Gresham is the biggest slor I have ever met. She has only been in fla for 5 years and this bitch has fucked the whole town. She was dating my ex Darius after Matt left her for fcking tevin. But tevin didn’t want her cause she fucked local rapper wizzle. So she helped create the current chlamydia outbreak in altamonte. This whore stole over 30k from her whole family. She creates hates because her twat is like a cock eating machine with a constant urge to be fcked. I fcked her while she was dating Matt then she fcked my whole crew no lie! She thinks her shit don’t stink well here’s a tip honey you already had 2 stds how many do you need to realize your white trash. Let’s not talk about her family. She talks so much shit about brother (I think she wants to fck her own brother) cause he alone has fcked all of altamonte with his porn star wanna be gf anyways wish I could upload the videos I have of this bitch sucking dick! She claiming she only slept with 4 niggas mhmmmm 4 niggas this month don’t let Herve find out the real you. You just met him but your laying up in his mommas house abd didn’t you stay at Darius moms house. You can’t even pay her the money you owe her for your phone bill lmfao this female is sad. I’m not gonna lie I fcked christeen to but now my dick burns when I pee and Herve you gotta check your girl cause her hoe moves are in front of your face! She hit up wizzle the other day talking about I don’t remember fcking you or tevin really!!!

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Terrorist Quack

July 3, 2014 Orlando 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time DA, first time poster, this loser chiropractor Daniel Mcbride, is an abusive monster who at 55 lives at home and still sleeps in his mother’s bed. These two sickos’ have managed to convince Judge Karanek in Indian River County that they should not only have custody of the (4) kids this nut created but also conned Judge Karanek that this terrorist quack with documented ties to Al Queda, (please google him) made $15,404 in 2011, $15,404 in 2012, $15,404 in 2013. Now what kind of idiot or judge for that matter believes that anyone makes exactly the same amount (3) years in a row, on top of that a licensed chiropractor. This bully judge ordered the mother who had been a stay at home until recently getting a minimum wage job, to pay $800 in child support, like wtf is this judge thinking. Nik please help expose this Quack and the Judicial nonsense in Indian River County, Florida.

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How Has Gloria Christine Been Able To Stay So Down To Earth

July 2, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how has a girl pretty as Gloria Christine been able to stay so down to earth and not all about red bottoms and meaningless sex?  Is it cause she grew up in Orlando?  or did she come from money or something?

Is she still a bartender? Isn’t that what she did/does for a living?- nik

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Natalia KNAJ aka Katherine Nichole Arsenault Jarvis

June 27, 2014 Orlando 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: See this smelly cnt? You’re going to want to head for the hills. She calls herself Natalia KNAJ at the moment but her real name is Katherine Nichole Arsenault Jarvis (AKA Katie).She’s been spraying the internet w/ her Photoshopped” professional modeling” photos & she is completely in love with herself. She spends her free time drinking straight Vodka & staring at her own photos.She’s a liar, user, abuser of others as well as illicit drugs like heroine or whatever she can use someone for or get her hands on. She (under oath) wrongfully helped convict a drug dealer she was sleeping with, denying any involvement with him. He was sentenced to quite a few years in jail. Her lies caused him to receive an extended sentence. She’s been freaking out ever since his release as she fears he will look for her. Obviously this guy would avoid her like the plague if he rightfully spent time in jail. A kind older woman took Katie in out of pity 10 years ago & Katie ended up sleeping with the woman’s husband. Katie gave birth to her 1st kid at 12 yrs old which caused her stomach to stay permanently stretched out & ripple-y-looking.Tear off the outer “skin” of a hotdog & look at its shrivels, & texture- after you barf you’ll see what we mean. She’s 28 yrs old born 4-14-86 & 5 foot nothing,her weight fluctuates from 120-145+ lbs. Her face’s swollen & has the skull structure of a goat. Her facial lips in real life look like a vaj w/ gangrene & you’ll NEVER see her showing some tummy-THANK GOD

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These Girls Just Want the DJ’s

June 24, 2014 Orlando 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: These two ladies can be seen downtown on a regular basis acting like drunk fools. I took one of them out on a date and she ended up inviting her friends after she told me she was just into party guys and had a thing for famous people. I suppose if she thinks a local DJ is her fame found….she might need to grow up. She gave it up on the first night we hung out and my friend fuked her friend the same night too. She made me put on a condom because she said she had something going on. I was drunk and didn’t think too much about it. Now I know all about it. She’s dirty from fucking all the DJ’s. Watch out Orlando. Andrea and Theresa are Orlando’s tag team whores. Get it if you want it boys but use a condom.

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Robert Clint Adams

June 6, 2014 Orlando 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy attempts to steal your wife with full knowledge that she is married and has a 4 & 6 year old at home. Had my wife stating she was working late asking me to pick up the kid and then going over to his house. Also seduces your wife into telling you she has a business trip but goes away with this guy to a hotel. He also had her stopping by in the morning on her way to work instead of helping get our kids to school. He then informs her he doesn\’t like kids. Don\’t let this guy in Ocoee wreck your family life. His name is Robert Adams and also goes by the name Clint. Central FL husbands beware of this guy.

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Silver Dollar Is Still Money

June 5, 2014 Orlando, Silver Dollar, The Dirty 1

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is an update on Silver Dollar. She isn’t aging too bad. Def a bring home to mom type girl. I heard she was dating someone and its pretty serious. I’m not sure if she married the guy or what. Not Watson, a different guy.

Does she ever take swimsuit pictures or is she over that stage in her life?- nik

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