Cole Soar Is Gloria Christine

December 16, 2013 Cole Soar, Orlando, The Dirty 18



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve always said Gloria Christine looked familiar to me. So yesterday it hit me. Dirty Celeb Cole Soar is actually Gloria Christine. She obviously got some work done on her face, but I can tell from the chin they are the same person.

Wow. I think you are right.- nik

**Images on the left are Cole Soar**

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Who Are They

December 13, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 85

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me who these girls are?  From what I know they live and work downtown. I’ve seen them out and about and think they are all beautiful but I’ve heard some not so good things about them. What’s the deal and are they real or fake?

Who cares? They are beat.- nik

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Rocco’s Tacos And Tequila Bar Is A Joke

December 6, 2013 Dirty Food, Orlando 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you are looking for authentic Mexican food, look elsewhere. If you are looking Mexican inspired dishes that lack flavor, then this is your spot. Rocco’s is more of a place where you would go to hang out at the bar, not necessarily eat. Its loud, there is a DJ booth, and plenty of people standing around your dinner table. I’ve been here for lunch on a Sunday, which was nice and quiet, but the food lacks flavor and the drinks are weak. If you decide on a pitcher of margarita, expect a pitcher full of ice, and maybe 4 glasses of margarita. Don’t forget the ice already that’s in your glass. The tamales are a joke. I expected some corn husk wrapped goodness, but what I received was a heaping pile of bland shredded beef, covered in pickled red onions. Underneath the heaping pile of meat was the masa, and the husk underneath that. I was definitely confused as to what I was eating. It would have been much better if the meat was actually flavorful, but it unfortunately wasnt. The Sangria I had was watered down and the tacos were way too salty. The fresh made guacamole was good. I asked for super hot, but it was more mild for my taste. The price point is also way to high. I can honestly say Ive never spent more than 100 dollars on Mexican food until I went to Rocco’s. The draw must be the bar, because I cant say its the food.

Does a place like this really need valet?- nik

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Do Not Mess With This girl

December 6, 2013 Jacksonville, Orlando 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Please for the love of god, do not mess with this girl. She is a theif, a scumbag, and she will USE you for everything you are worth. She has burned ALL bridges around Jacksonville, FL, and probably other places to. She has stolen from everyone I know, even sentimental things such as THIS NECKLACE IN THIS PICTURE, that has NO MONETARY VALUE AT ALL. Her “friends” post her bail and she takes off never to pay them back. Just be warned.

She’s pecking at my eyes just looking at her.- nik

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Homewrecker Twins

November 27, 2013 Miami, Orlando 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Come one come all… welcome to “the twins”. If you have a BF, GF, wife or husband you are looking in the right direction. We will go one by one… Alyssa: From Orlando to Miami if your married she will love your D. I don’t think this girl notices that EVERYONE notices whats she’s doing. cough cough ( fuking Magic B Ball player Turk in the bathroom bc he will never take you home hence cause he’s married ) “we all heard you in there the other night” ANYWAY she’s hoping one day to run into a wealthy man that will take “good care” of her but she forgets she’s not hot enough for a sugar daddy. Audra: I would like to call her the dirtier twin. She’s been learning well from her “other half”, the only thing is they both forget two ugly twins don’t make even 1 hot one. So they are shit out of luck . ANYWAY …. Audra newly single I believe is like a poor person winning the lottery… She started fcking her way through promoters she met though Gabriella Katia ( don’t even get me started on that one ), ” the twins” would probably never have even been “the twins” if it wasn’t for that one. ANYWAY .. I hope audra uses protection bc even though she is the dirtier twin she is the hotter one…. So i do hope she makes it a hair shy of gentile warts. ( thats miami for ya ) Just thought I’d give the dirty a little play by play if they haven’t already gave you one. P.S… Everything you #hastag doesn’t come true… #model #hot #photoshoot #hottwins #beautiful #BTS…oh! i forgot… NIK would you ?

Answer: No, a horses moan never sounds sweet.

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Palm Coast Trash

November 22, 2013 Orlando 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Chelsea Rosenberry. Now, yes, she has a decent body, but I’m sorry, she looks like a man with those muscles!!! Her face looks like she done fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down! She thinks she is just the bee’s knees, when in reality, all she does is get on her knees! Trainers, randoms, 50 something year old men…it doesn\’t matter. EVERYONE can have a ride on the Chelsea train!! You just better be able to feed her or buy her child a new outfit, or she will drop you like a hot potato. She works at Thriv Fitness in the child care center. DO NOT GO TO THRIV IF YOU NEED YOUR CHILDREN WATCHED! She will make them video record her doing exercises…SERIOUSLY?? No diseases that I know of, but I\’m sure it won\’t be long since she doesn\’t know what a condom is. Her poor baby daddy thinks they are going to get back together….if he only knew what a whore she STILL is. He should have learned when he got her knocked up, but while hes in the naval academy trying to make a better life for all of them, she\’s out using, abusing, and sleeping with anyone she can. Run. Away. FAST.

I don’t get the whole girls getting buff phenomenon going on currently.- nik

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Kelley Sims The Swinger

November 17, 2013 Orlando, The Dirty 210

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kelley Sims.  She is a PhD student by day at UCF College of Education and Human Performance and a swinger sl*t by night. If you want to meet her try The Stigma Tatoo Bar on S. Orange Ave. in Orlando. She’s usually their on the weekends or at one of the other Swing clubs in Orlando or Tampa such as Eyes Wide Shut or Caliente. She loves both men and women and especially loves BBC.

Is it just me or does that implant look a little off?- nik

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Worst Parents

November 15, 2013 Orlando, University Of Central Florida 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: I just feel the need to bring these sickos to light even if its a long post, what kind of fucked up world do we live in. Jonathan and Sarah Adleta’s children were doomed to a life of perverse cruelty before they were even born. Jonathan Adleta, a former Marine officer, dreamed of the day he could have “daddy-daughter sex.” After Sarah Adleta became pregnant with a daughter, he said he would marry her only if she agreed to let him carry out that desire. When the couple had a son, Sarah Adleta was expected to have sexual encounters with him. basically she loved him, needed his financial security and said she would do whatever it took to not lose him. Gable told jurors the couple made sex with their children “part of their parenting plan.” But even with thousands of miles between them, she allowed her former husband to continue to prey on his daughter electronically through the videoconference program Skype.By the spring of 2012, Jonathan Adleta had found a new girlfriend who agreed to let him victimize her daughter. The girlfriend, 23 year old Texas mother he met on a dating website — testified this week that she watched as Jonathan Adleta molested her daughter. On at least one occasion, she took pictures of the assault. Jonathan Adleta suggested that his former wife should find another man to abuse their daughter so she would become comfortable with the sex acts, to prevent her from freaking out” in the future. During that time, Sarah Adleta was communicating with a North Carolina man who was later arrested on child-sex charges in an unrelated case. She told jurors she performed sex acts on the children while he watched via Skype. both were found guilty, more then likely this guy is going to get raped in prison the rest of his pathetic life. i think all people who want to have kids must past a fcking IQ test from now on. i know you now have a kid, what do you think?

Which ones the wife?- nik

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