Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Isn’t It Ironic, Don’t You Think

May 7, 2013 Hollywood, Ottawa, The Dirty 206 82,338 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never understood your brunette theory. It finally hit me when I saw this picture of Alanis Morissette. Brunettes don’t age as well as blondes, they just don’t care after they hit the age of 30. But the blondes are constantly trying to keep their good looks and showcase themselves for us desperate men. Alanis shame on you for getting fat and ugly. To think I masturbated to you in the 90′s. What a disgrace to all brunettes in this world.

I concur.- nik



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Mikey Spade The Diddler

May 7, 2013 Ottawa, Vancouver 162 8,775 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: look who we have here its mikey spade Nik let me tell you about him hes a BIIIIIGGGG L.O.S.E.R from the dirty VA. he ucks around on his newest baby mom with 14 n 15 year olds from downtown and hes thinks hes a hot shot when he trys to bring these girls to VA for his “click” the fat click i might add lol he thinks hes a tough guy yet hes always bashing girls and hits girls when they say no!!!!! he recently threw a drink on my girl because she wasn’t down to suck his deceased cock and then kicked us out of the cr*ckhouse he brought us to to be honest he said we were going to a hotel to party because it was my friends birthday and she supposedly was his “FRIEND” yet we end up in a crck shake? but doesnt no mean no nik ? why do guys have to get so aggressive when a chick doesn’t want them ? also he lives with one of his babymoms who known as a cockroch/bedbugs INFESTED place he walks around downtown with bums who hang out on rideau infront of mcdonalds he trys to think hes got money flossing his baby moms welfare check on rideau to the downtown rats. its funny cause you only see him around there on welfare day lol FUNNIESt PART IS.. hes actually friends with the midnight creeper KIDD KYLE lol goes to show how much of a low life he is . A midnight creeper n a diddler best friends forever. hes always comming on this site to stick up for him so im sure hell be reading about his own low life crusty ass self funny thing is hell never know who i am thats the best part about this and to be honest i cant wait to see the comments hes got for me.) COMMENT AWAY MIKE LET ME KNOW WAT YOU ARE GOING TO TRY AND DENY WHEN I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU

Guys who show off their back/ass are for the gays.  Even more so with their friends hands all over them,.- nik



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Cheryl Burnett

May 1, 2013 Ottawa 51 6,371 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This Cursty Sluty Whore Lives in the west end of Ottawa in Morrison Gardens. She is a self proclaimed prostitue that will fuk anybody, any sex, any time. She is a home wrecker. This girl fcked my neighbours(at the time boyfriend). This girl is sooooo dirty that she had sexual intercourse with her neighbour while her boyfriend was sleeping upstairs. A little while later her boyfriend comes down and she screws him as well. This scandoules self proclaimed man eating prostitude can also be found sitting in here back yard high on drugs screaming at neighbourhood children while offering blowjobs to the married men in the neighbourhood for beer and morphine if offered weed or cr*ck you can also inpregnant and breed for free an offspring of your choice but dont be alarmed if your offspring comes out black spanish or chinese or any other colour of the rainbow because this bitch be looking for a baby daddy or child suport to feed her drug and pole dancing classes. Nick this bitch is so dirty she offered up her own boyfriend to a neighbor for sex and then this bitch treats her man like a class of her own and wants to finish him off after hes just about ready to blow his load so she can collect even more child support. This nasty bitch also went and slept with 5 of our neighbourhood boys to get pregnant and 2 of them were brother whos your daddy to thats the question on the block. If you come to the hood ladies make sure to lock up your men we all know pussy is free and she making it even more than free its up for anyone. What’s the most confusing holiday in this tricks life fathers day. we wouldn’t be hating on this trick ass bitch so much but shes pregnant right now getting drunk while her kid is locked in his room screaming while shes in the parking lot sucking dick for smokes while breast feeding her other baby while trying to pass it off to the next man for child suport. And those are facts people this bitch also has stated that living under the bridge and being homeless was in fact the best time of her life and scratching and picking her scabs are better than working.

That last picture made me cross my legs (scary sight).- nik



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Stephanie Gervais

May 1, 2013 Ottawa 28 6,494 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Anyone need a easy way to get a bl*w j*b? Well, call up this girl Stephanie Gervais. From having first hand experience getting my dick sucked from her, I am tell you Nik this girl would drop anything she is doing to come hook up with you. Any male attention she receives, she will take it. This girl is below scum, she has no self respect for herself that she she has had more like 30 one night stands. Don’t trust your boyfriends around this girl because she may try to get with them seeing as she has never had one herself. She walks around with her boobs hanging out thinking all the guys like it, when really every guy walks the other way and wants to throw up. Every time i see her, her make up gets worse and worse and she ends up looking like a clown. She is known in barrhaven has the slut. she can’t keep her legs closed. Anyone need a easy hook up? Well call this girl and she will be at your service.

She was actually grabbing her friend to cover her belly.  I decided.- nik



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Cody Oakley

April 23, 2013 Ottawa 66 8,216 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Cody oakley is a pedofile he touched his sister and he thinks he is all that well he is not he is 19 going after 13 year olds watch your kids when he is around oh ya and by the way he is gay him and kenny hannah crawfrods baby dad he is also did shit they where sucking eachothers dicks lol i just thought i would throw that in there

Cute matching outfits.- nik



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Drama Queen

April 23, 2013 Ottawa 80 9,210 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashley this girl is by far the biggest Drama Queen ever. She walks around acting like her shit doesn’t stink. She’s always got something to say about someone, when in reality this girl really needs to take a look at her own life. She states that people need to worry about their own lives, but every other day she is posting shit about people and what they should be doing, how they should be parenting, and how they should talk. This bitch needs to take her own advice. She’s out partying every chance that she can get which is almost all the time, and I don’t care if she says that she goes to school it makes you no better then the other parents that you sit there and run your mouth about. Everything about this girl is pure Drama. She is the first of all girls to sit there and back stab you and talk shit about you when your back is turned.

A haircut and tie could make her a ‘king’.- nik



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