THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never understood your brunette theory. It finally hit me when I saw this picture of Alanis Morissette. Brunettes don’t age as well as blondes, they just don’t care after they hit the age of 30. But the blondes are constantly trying to keep their good looks and showcase themselves for us desperate men. Alanis shame on you for getting fat and ugly. To think I masturbated to you in the 90′s. What a disgrace to all brunettes in this world.
I concur.- nik