THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is a well known scummy sloot named Robyn Welborne (or Robyn Parie). She is known to spend child support on alcohol and drugs (mainly c*ke and e*tacy). She has slept with every guy from penny all the way to the Vanier & Lowertown areas. She throws parties while her son sleeps in the next room. Rumor has it she doesn’t even know who the father of her child is. She always starves for attention everywhere she is no matter what. Oh Nd did I forget to mention that she tries to get with guys when their girlfriends are sitting right there or their supposibly her bestfriends. Beware of this trashy poor excuse of a mothrr. She may be hungry not on the prowl for some d.

That desks one fancy cup holder.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik ! This fugly cunts name is crystal miron she lives in the low rental housing in draper.. she is a babybeating bitch who deserves to lose her kid .. 1 of her bestfriends name is amanda demerse well she claims its her bestfriend but yet she calls the cas on amanda all the time cuz she lets her kid roam the project but yet crystal beats her 3 year old like wow she even claims that she slept with amandas boyfriend before like what a real big whore.. she tried claiming that she slept with her ex sister in laws man as well but he would never touch her christ her ass is so huge that if he did fuk her he would have to tie a board around her ass so he dont fall in fuk she has the whole titanic up there and more she called the bar slut as well this bitch has no life she beats on little kids…she really deserves to never be aloud around any children at all..Crystal you really need jenny craig you fat ass slutty whore…

Taking a self pic in bed looks creepy by anybody, more-so when you try and hide the fact you’re taking it (ie: pic 2).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this snaggle-toothed skanks name is Jami Turcott AKA The Carleton University Bicycle. This ho will bang with anyone who looks at her and her fat gut. She sleeps with peoples boyfriends because she has no self-esteem. Shes a fat, thunder-thighed c*nt. Stop spreading your fat legs and get your own boyfriend!

That’s not a snaggle, its a fang.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This loser thinks he runs carleton u and ottawa with his frat. He used to be a sweet and nice guy but he’s changed for the worse. He goes for any girls he can get his short dick into and thats probably the reason he’s got so many drd’s. He tells girls he takes them seriously but really will fck anything that moves including some ratchet ass hoes. I heard he’s banging a girl thats had a bf for over 2 years. His favourite hobby is waiting outside high schools to try and pick young girls and try and fck them in his toyota echo…what a perv. He’s also always high and will do anything to get his grubby hands on weed or anything else. Thankfully his new lifestyle has taken its toll on him cuz he’s getting fat and is becoming so stupid he will lose all his friends…except his frat boys that probably blow each other each night. Men take note, don’t ever become as grimey as this creeper.

He must work out.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, meet Janet Rempel and Christopher Lonsdale from Ottawa. Lets start with Chris- this scumbag(an understatement) of a human being has two children with two different women. Does he see either of his daughters? Nope! Does he want anything to do with them? Nope! Does he pay child support? Nope, he doesn’t keep in contact with either babymom to avoid having to do so! Basically, Chris is ‘that guy’ who knocks a girl up and leaves her almost instantaneously for another woman. And Janet? Well, Janet is the homewrecking thunderc*nt who thinks guys like Lonsdale are the jackpot of all men. This troll of a girl believes everything that comes out of Lonsdale’s cheating and manipulative mouth. She is the epiphany of why swallowing is, in fact something to reconsider. These two dumb fcks deserve eachother, though it’s only a matter of time before Rempel gets knocked up and Lonsdale will be onto the next troll. I’d also like to point out quickly that Janet IS almost identical to Mr.Burns. DIRTTTT.

They seem like the perfect match.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Anyone can catch a ride….or an drd. Shes another bar star that brings home different men every weekend, her prefrence is men in relationships or married, she has ruined numerous families 2 of which had kids, She works at burger king and thinks shes hot shit! Her stomach looks like a hamburger patty yet she has no kids, along with no self respect or respect for others! true definition of a slut right here!