The Glob


The Glob

The Glob

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everybody, meet the glob. This sloot got her nickname because every guy who has f*cked her can tell you she cms in globs because she is so dusty. She posts everyone on the dirty when really she is the one who belongs on it. She has had sex with so many guys in Ottawa its disgusting and calls herself a nympho. This girl needs to shower and grow the f*ck up.

At least she closed her legs, even if it was to hide her thighs.- nik

Dirty Juice Gorilla


Dirty juice gorilla

Dirty juice gorilla

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy thinks he is gods gift to women when in reality he isn’t. He is the dirtiest person i know he is 24 and claims he can get any bitch but they’re all under AGE 16-17 ? grow up. He’s gotten so big because he does drugs and tells everyone he doesn’t ROIDS got you this big yo dirt bag. Matt Fournier, you have never had a job living off welfare and selling drugs isn’t a job and never will be. Get a f*cking life stop going after little girls that are insecure about themselves and get some balls and act your age. He also claims he has soo many boys yet he hangs out with the same 2 all the time? Sausage fest?

He paper mache’d those decorations himself.- nik

Someone Tell This Bottle Rat That Her Headtilt Is Not Hot


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you will not find one picture of this rat face bottle rat not doing the head tilt. It’s NOT hot, you look disabled. -Blonde chick.

I wonder if she can park in the handicap zone with a head-tilt like that?- nik

Brockvilles Lying Sloot Shelby Charlton


Shelby Charlton Bville Lying Sloot

Shelby Charlton Bville Lying Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl sloots around town sleeping with whoever and whatever. She will tell you she is gay and then turn around and is stealing your boyfriends! She is also a pathological liar and will make up the most ridiculous stories, and the sad part is she is so good at it that people believe her!! When is enough enough!! Who thinks she is hot sh*t? Because she sure does! Maybe if she were to grow up and stop telling stories and be herself, MAYBE her friends would come back!! Just saying.

Nobody wants to play ball Shelby.  Put that grass down.- nik

Imagine This


Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, picture yourself walking through your favorite grocery store and while on isle 4 looking at some Frosted Flakes this little piece comes walking by you all dressed like this?  Then you run across her in the “Meat” department, and she is looking at a 16 ounce RibEye then puts it down, looks at you and says, “Hey pretty boy, can I get a taste of your “steak”?… Grabs you by the greg and takes you to the grocery store bathroom where you begin to have amazing sex.  So in this scenario and with this chick, would you?

Answer: No, the fantasy sounds amazing, but I cannot see myself pulling on brunette extensions.

Two Faced Fugly


Two faced Bitchass

Two faced Bitchass

Two faced Bitchass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look this girl is both ugly and rude, she isn’t to be trusted. She’s a two faced c*nt who has nasty ass teeth and use to be fatter then a cow, She got a boyfriend and totally ignored her best friend and treated her like sh*t and has the nerve to tells everyone on facebook that she isn’t any better which i beg to differ because i know Courtney and she’s pretty f*cking cool. She f*cked her boyfriend without even dating him and calls Courtney, Keesha (her ex-girlfriend) and I all sloots because we like to have fun with friends instead of being an insecure little girl who runs her mouth because she thinks it’ll make her feel better. She isn’t to be trusted or liked because she’s a heavy b*tch and is gonna get stomped if she keeps it up.

I know she’s a sloot cause she rocks the greg face.- nik

Bower Needs A Shower


bower needs a shower!!

bower needs a shower!!

bower needs a shower!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girl jessica bower should have been here a long time ago. For starts just by looking at her you can tell she is a can opener, just look at the teeth. You can legit make fries in her hair how greasy it is. When she was 13 she would tell people she is 20, now making her 23? she honestly thinks she is the toughest thing in ottawa, she will talk shit but when it comes to face to face she runs away like the bitch she really is Every 4th months she claims she is pregnant, then the baby is gone all of a sudden. but in the end it is a good thing since she wouldn’t know who the daddy is, prob some crust bucket from the streets. BIGGEST SLUT! she steals from all her “friends” right down to her work place. no one wonder no one wants to be friends with her anymore. her boyfriend atm is named bottles, probably just as crust as her. If you were to bus around town you will legit see her name posted everywhere; “bower needs a shower”.

Needs a shower and a bucket of Ajax.- nik

Skitzo


Skitzo

Skitzo

Skitzo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy is Chris “Skitzo” Tessier. He is the dirtiest fcking scumbag ever. He never showers, never wears deoderant and stinks like shit! He beats his girlfriends! He’s 21, and goes after 16 year old’s. He fcked his cousin and bragged about it like its a reward or some shit. He’s from the west side of Ottawa, but sometimes represents the East side, like wtf?!?!? He thinks he’s cool and shit, when honestly he is shit. He thinks hes a Juggalo, but has no idea what its like to be a real man. His hair literally drips grease.

He looks like a dyke…they always pretend to be gangsters to.- nik

White Trash Dead Beat


Peice of shit deadbeat!!

Peice of shit deadbeat!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a piece of sh*t!! Thinks he’s a gangster and raps about money and b*tches when he can’t even get his sh*t together to get his own place! He just lives off of other people. Can’t even take care of his own kid who he probably hasn’t seen in months because he’s too busy smoking weed and rapping. People like this make me sick! He can talk a lot of sh*t behind a screen but hes actually a big p*ssy. Grow some balls and take some responsibility you dumb*ss!!

You’re white…- nik

Downtown Crusty


Downtown he-she

Downtown he-she

Downtown he-she

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This krusty man-thing is Chad Labelle. Her real name is Brittany and she’ll f**k anything with a face. Her relationships never go past a month because she’ll honestly drive you insane. If you don’t do what she wants, she whines like a little b*tch. She claims to be a lesbian, but has been pregnant more than once. If she thinks you’re cute, she’ll tattoo your name on her body. She walks around O-town mooching off people. I can’t name one person who actually likes her. Whenever she gets into a fight with her so-called girlfriend, she flees back to Hamilton. Shes the biggest p*ssy/sh*t talker i’ve ever met. Oh and for all of you “Juggalos” she talks mad sh*t about you. And warning: NEVER GO DOWN ON HER. Roadkill smells better.

The back of dykes hair is so disturbing, I hate when they wear tank tops.- nik