THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, what do you think about this girl, isn’t she beautiful? I know you don’t like red-haired girl, but I think she’s really more gorgeous than a lot of blonds or brunette chicks, so what’s your opinion?

She can stay in Paris, I have no use for her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I need your advice, Mr. Richie. In many circumstances, I disagree with the way that you treat people, but this time I need your brutal honesty to save my relationship. My fiance is the love of my life. Him and I worked very hard to be together including changing cities and careers to make it work. I’ve got a serious problem. So far, I consider myself to be averagely pretty with a curvy (about 125 pounds at 5’8”) figure. The issue is that want to be very pretty, but every time I suggest having “work done” to my fiance like getting breast implants, having a lip augmentation, ext., he always vehemently disagrees. He pleads with me not to. Please don’t misunderstand, we have plenty of money. I work very hard and so does he. I talk constantly about getting “work done” so that I feel prettier, but he says that I’m beautiful just the way I am, and that he would be very upset if I attempted to change anything. I know that I’m pretty, but I know that with I little bit of work done, I could be very sexy. But here is the REAL issue: Lately, we haven’t been having sex. I mean NO SEX. No sexual contact of any kind. I beg for it, but he just isn’t interested. My first idea was that he was cheating on me, but believe me when I say that it is an impossibility. He has no time for it. I’ve dated cheating men, I’m not an idiot. He isn’t cheating. We are either at work or together. If I had to guess, I would say that it is because he is too tired or depressed. I’m trying, I swear. I’m always asking if he would like a blow-job, ext., but he just thanks me and apologizes. Is it me? Is it him? I love him and I know that he loves me. We’re so solid. We’re so happy. What do I do? I just want to feel sexy again. Everyone else I’ve dated, I’ve had to fight off constantly. How can he be so uninterested in sex and yet when I suggest making myself sexier, he seems to be totally against it? Like I said, I usually think that you are too harsh but this time I know that I need your honesty. I just want him to want me again. Tell me what to do and I’ll do it. Please don’t post my personal pictures. I’ll die. To Nik Richie Only: I submitted a photo of myself in a bikini this summer (I’m sorry that it isn’t good quality), a photo of my face, and a photo for you to post on the website. FYI: I’m a brunette with a 34B bust, 25 inch waist, 36 inch hip, no gap between my thighs, cellulite that I’m trying very hard rid of, and no tan because I don’t want skin cancer. I wish I could look like Shayne. I’m begging you, don’t post the pictures of me. I swear to God I’m not a sh*t head. I work so f*cking hard at not being a sh*t head. I just want to be happy. Please.

My honest answer is that you need to be selfish. Sex in a relationship is based on love and need. In my mind when the sex ends so does the relationship. From what I have read he is not your soulmate and only a friend says, “you are perfect and don’t need work done”. I personally think you need 3 separate procedures. Email me to discuss Nik@Nikrichie.com.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am writing this with the hope that once, just once, you and your team finally decide to post something that has been submitted by somebody with half of a brain. I am also writing in response to several posts, but mainly the recent one referring to catwalk models and fashion purposefully making people look stupid for a laugh.  What I have to say to that person, is the same thing that I have to say to you: Grow up. Grow up and stop feeding the notion that women must fit a mould of ideals to be loved. You are no better than an abusive husband. You are worse, in fact, because you are doing it on a mass scale.  What your type of man (and trust me, you are a “type”) finds attractive in a woman is everything that is wrong with the world. It’s greedy, unnatural and unhealthy. Your train of thought and others like it is what is setting our society back in everything that we hope to achieve.  Although as a former model, I found the fashion industry cold, cut-throat and unhealthy at times, I also admired the fact that they always demanded that the models were all-natural. A nose was never big, it was Roman. Breasts could never be too small, because despite your mens’ love for silicone, clothes hang much more beautifully on a woman with a smaller chest. And most importantly, I have never once looked at a girl with under-plucked eyebrows and thought “What a tramp.” Quite the opposite. Women with thick eyebrows tend to be the ones that understand that there is beauty in being genuine, enjoy their bodies healthily, embrace their 30′s and look forward to laugh lines. That is the type of woman that ends up happy. Have your tastes and opinions Mr. Richie, but please do not site them as facts. Women can be and are beautiful without having been sifted through your ridiculous colander of ideals.

Everyone is entitled to their own perception of beauty. I just voice mine… it doesn’t mean you have to follow it. Naturals do suck in bed though.- nik