She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Would You, International Version
Posted in Paris, The Dirty, Would You? | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve been dirty army strong since you were just little old “Dirty Scottsdale”. I’ve been studying your taste for awhile and I believe I found someone that might meet your standards. She’s white, blonde, blue eyes and I believe you like her navel. Her names Elle 23, French model. Completely your type….
Answer: She does look like my type… kind of worried about the French-Armpit factor, but I can see myself inside of her. Can I see non modeling pictures?
**I am verified on Twitter now so she is definitely in my league.
Amazing Woman From Europe
Posted in Paris, Would You? | February 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is julia, she is from Europe..all woman look better here, would you?
Answer: no. She has a chubby face, fat nose and a slight bumchin.
France May Put Warning Labels on Airbrushed Photos
Posted in Paris, The Dirty | October 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: President Nicolas Sarkozy on holiday in an image that the French magazineParis Match retouched to render him slimmer.
TIME- “Like many Western countries, France requires health warnings on tobacco and alcohol and similar labels on processed food containing genetically modified ingredients. France’s regulators are also notoriously tough on marketing campaigns that make false product claims. Now some French legislators want to take consumer protection to an unprecedented level, requiring that advertisements, product labels and even campaign posters carry a warning when they feature a photograph that’s been digitally enhanced.”
Maybe the French are smarter than us? If they do this then Photoshop would not be for liars anymore.- nik
Baby Got Back
Posted in Paris, The Dirty | August 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! Greetings from Sweden. I got this pic from a friend of mine and thought you got to see it. Dunno if its old or not, but it sure is freaky.
Now that is a Horse of a different color.- nik
Nik Was Right Again
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, Paris, The Dirty | August 17th, 2009THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, while I was getting ready this morning for work, I had the today show on and guess who they had on it talking about MJ? Christian Audigay. He was talking about his collaboration with MJ for a clothing line and how MJ approve the sketches “right before he died” you called it, only took the douche a month and a half. If there is a god I hope the Audigay rhinestone glove never sees the light of day, or the hand of a 30k millionaire! Hope this doesn’t ruin your day!
Starting to really believe his whole death was a set up for others to make money… wouldn’t put it past Audi-Gay if he had something to do with it.- nik
Tribunal Rules Athlete’s Cocaine Use Inadvertent
Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, Paris | July 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (Cincinnati.com) - Richard Gasquet escaped a lengthy doping ban Wednesday when the International Tennis Federation’s tribunal panel ruled that he inadvertently took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.
The 23-year-old Frenchman, who was cleared to resume playing after completing a 21/2-month ban on Wednesday, convinced the independent anti-doping tribunal that he ingested cocaine with the kiss with the woman he had just met.
The tribunal panel of three lawyers said Gasquet consumed no more than “a grain of salt” of the drug, and a long ban would be an injustice in a case which was “unusual to the point of being probably unique.”
“We have found the player to be a person who is shy and reserved, honest and truthful, and a man of integrity and good character,” the tribunal said in its ruling. “He is neither a cheat nor a user of drugs for recreational purposes.”
The ITF, which had sought a two-year ban under the terms of the World Anti-Doping Agency’s code, was told to impose a retroactive ban of 2 months, 15 days. That cleared 32nd-ranked Gasquet to resume playing.
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Great, now you cannot even kiss a chick anymore without testing positive.- nik
One Dead After Madonna Stage Collapse
Posted in ASU, Dallas, Dublin, Paris, Scottsdale, The Dirty | July 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (CNN.com) - One person was killed Thursday when a stage being built for a Madonna concert collapsed in Marseille, a fire department spokesman in the southern French city said.
Madonna performs during a concert at the Werchter Boutique festival in Belgium last weekend. Another two people, one British and one American, were severely injured, and four were lightly injured, officer David Goddin told CNN.
“At this point we don’t know how it happened, but we are confident no one else is still under the rubble,” Goddin said.
About 27 fire engines and 80 firefighters responded to the emergency when the stage collapsed at 5:15 p.m. (1515 GMT). Madonna is due to play the first of five concerts for the U.S. singer’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour at the Stade Velodrome on Sunday.
At least now we know who wasn’t wearing their mandatory kabbalah bracelet.- nik
Frenchy Road L’Rage
Posted in Dirty TV, Paris, The Dirty | July 10th, 2009Tell me why we are supposed like French people again?
Caption of the Day
Posted in Berlin, Chicago, London, Paris, The Dirty | June 29th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Beer is going to? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
