THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so I need your advice and I’m sure I’m not the only person out there in this situation. I’ve been dating this guy for about 3.5 months now. I’ve recently found out that his past relationship was very unfaithful. Meaning he sent +5 or more girls naked pictures and also received the same from them. In addition to the pictures he cheated on his ex as well, with “just a kiss”. Now more could have went down, but I don’t know. His ex was about an 6, she had +2′s and great body, blonde hair, just a more manly face. When a guy is unfaithful in a relationship in his past does that mean he will continue to be unfaithful in his new relationships? Should I move on from this before it ends up a disaster? Thank you Nik Richie for your help!

Guys don’t change, only their haircuts do. Once a cheater always a cheater.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, what do you think about this girl, isn’t she beautiful? I know you don’t like red-haired girl, but I think she’s really more gorgeous than a lot of blonds or brunette chicks, so what’s your opinion?

She can stay in Paris, I have no use for her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is hilarious.  Some dude is sueing google for snapping a pic of him peeing in his garden.  One of those street view cars caught a frenchmen with his pants down and he is now sueing for 10,000 euros.  Personally I think he should be going for more, one of those cars costs more then 10,000 euros.  Nik do you think it would be a smart idea for me to do something embarrassing infront of a google maps camera in hopes of cashing in?? I think it could work or I could pretend to be one of the guys in the secoind pic and try and cash in.

Google will win because peeing in public is illegal.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a recent pic of our French Soccer Prostitute.  So what does your inner soccer star say about her and when is she going to get the coveted title of Dirty Celeb?

We should make her a Dirty Celeb… it will only help her business. Names?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zahia Dehar. She got famous in France for being an underage prostitute for the French soccer team. Now she’s like a real celebrity with famous people photographing her and her own lingerie line. I find her Dirty Celeb worthy.

She is not a real celebrity, she is a prostitute.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zahia Dehar is gorgeous, she looks like a little Barbie. I’m quickly becoming obsessed with her! She’s almost flawless, her implants are a little too high and she looks like she’d be a real b*tch. She was busted years ago for being a prostitute in France, sleeping with the rich & famous over there, while she was underage. Despite that stigma she’s making a come back with her modeling. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, I fear her neck cords… I couldn’t choke (cords make for terrible grip) her bed so her thin frame is pointless to me.