Paris | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Midnight In Paris

October 15, 2012 Hollywood, Paris, The Dirty 153

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a fan of yours from France. I grew up in America and left in 1998. I didn’t leave because of the economy. I left because of the culture shift in women. American women are by far the most unloyal and distasteful creatures on earth. I visit your website everyday just to confirm my thoughts and give credit to myself. Today I feel the urge to write in and speak my mind. Back in the day women in America respected themselves and had strength, now every American girl looks like a stripper and uses sex as a shortcut in life. Nik, men are being shortchanged with these ugly minded women. You can blame American media or poor parenting for your failures in life. In France we don’t show plastic. There is a sense of romance to acquire lust and passion. In America women are nothing more than dogs. You pet them when you feel like it and let them sit outside for the rest of the day. Death to the American woman I say.

I think everyone wants to be someone else. Women want attention from men and men will only give women attention when they are naked. We made this process to easy and now life is grand.- nik

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With Love From Paris

June 16, 2012 Paris, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so I need your advice and I’m sure I’m not the only person out there in this situation. I’ve been dating this guy for about 3.5 months now. I’ve recently found out that his past relationship was very unfaithful. Meaning he sent +5 or more girls naked pictures and also received the same from them. In addition to the pictures he cheated on his ex as well, with “just a kiss”. Now more could have went down, but I don’t know. His ex was about an 6, she had +2′s and great body, blonde hair, just a more manly face. When a guy is unfaithful in a relationship in his past does that mean he will continue to be unfaithful in his new relationships? Should I move on from this before it ends up a disaster? Thank you Nik Richie for your help!

Guys don’t change, only their haircuts do. Once a cheater always a cheater.- nik

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Hot French Chick

May 12, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Paris, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, what do you think about this girl, isn’t she beautiful? I know you don’t like red-haired girl, but I think she’s really more gorgeous than a lot of blonds or brunette chicks, so what’s your opinion?

She can stay in Paris, I have no use for her.- nik

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Angry Frenchmen Sues Google

March 5, 2012 London, Paris, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is hilarious.  Some dude is sueing google for snapping a pic of him peeing in his garden.  One of those street view cars caught a frenchmen with his pants down and he is now sueing for 10,000 euros.  Personally I think he should be going for more, one of those cars costs more then 10,000 euros.  Nik do you think it would be a smart idea for me to do something embarrassing infront of a google maps camera in hopes of cashing in?? I think it could work or I could pretend to be one of the guys in the secoind pic and try and cash in.

Google will win because peeing in public is illegal.- nik

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French Porta Potty Aging With Greatness

March 1, 2012 Paris, The Dirty 9

French Porta Poty aging with Greatness

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a recent pic of our French Soccer Prostitute.  So what does your inner soccer star say about her and when is she going to get the coveted title of Dirty Celeb?

We should make her a Dirty Celeb… it will only help her business. Names?- nik

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France Needs A Dirty Celeb

January 31, 2012 Paris, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zahia Dehar. She got famous in France for being an underage prostitute for the French soccer team. Now she’s like a real celebrity with famous people photographing her and her own lingerie line. I find her Dirty Celeb worthy.

She is not a real celebrity, she is a prostitute.- nik

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Former French Prostitute Zahia Dehar Is Making A Comeback

January 29, 2012 Paris, The Dirty, Would You? 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zahia Dehar is gorgeous, she looks like a little Barbie. I’m quickly becoming obsessed with her! She’s almost flawless, her implants are a little too high and she looks like she’d be a real b*tch. She was busted years ago for being a prostitute in France, sleeping with the rich & famous over there, while she was underage. Despite that stigma she’s making a come back with her modeling. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, I fear her neck cords… I couldn’t choke (cords make for terrible grip) her bed so her thin frame is pointless to me.

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Scumbag Or A Genius

January 10, 2012 New York, Paris, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Have you seen this video yet Nik? Its a video of some guy grabbing 1000 girls boobs in public and it is pretty unreal. I wonder what this guy even said to this girls to make this go down, how is he not in jail and why he didn’t shoot for more girls with +2′s? So what are you thoughts on this…. Is this dude a scumbag or a genius?

Anyone can touch a girl from Budapest.- nik

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