THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Buzzini, the Hollywood promoter, has been seen in Hollywood with a new girl. She’s a french “maid” but I’m guessing she does more than clean the bed. She looks sweet and innocent, but if she is hanging around with Buzzini she definitely belongs on TheDirty!! What do you think of this new power couple Nik?

I remember when I wore a scarf in the summer and my smelly french fry had hoop earrings the size of the Olympics (never).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, long time reader. Great site, good concept, amazing lols daily.  The Twitter screen shot posted earlier & her blonde bimbo friend Tiffany just arrived in St. Tropez. They were flown out on a private jet & according to Tiffany are “chillin on a yacht”…I think they are attending this weekend’s All American Virgin Party. Are they getting pissed & sh*tted on right now or what?

Model/Actress/SAG/Sh*t On Expert/Pee Taster.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a rich trout and I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE. Not only is it popular in America but it is best in Europe. I have been visiting your website for quite some time now and I love how these peasant dogs go against some of your decisions.  I’ll admit almost 90% of my money is inheritance but still a 10% gain in 20 years is amazing when you’re talking about billions. But the woman you criticize I would never sleep with and these dogs say they would. I can tell your a man of high tastes just by how you judge woman.  I guess this website is like the playboy pen pal system. I have an amazing story from just the weekend. I am part of a society its like a rotary club and we do specific fun things together. This weekend I flew out to St.Tropez, France to spend some time in my villa. During my visit there a confidant of mine gave me a ring and said they where going to take what we call a “happy boat ride”.  I immediately canceled all of my plans for the day and got ready to go on happy boat ride. Now what a happy boat ride is we usually pay HIGH CLASS prostitutes. These are prostitutes you can only meet through referral. You won’t find them on internet sites or magazines for escorts. We basically pay them a small amount of money each ranging from 10-15 grand a lot of us own private airliners that we used to fly them in so the travel fee I’m not really including. This is literally how much I spend on 2 dinners sometimes 1, and for only this amount. We get to piss on these girls sh*t in their mouths, f*ck them anally and then back in their mouth. Honestly we don’t get any sexual pleasure from sh*tting and pissing on them but its the same form of satisfaction you get from c*mming on a woman’s face the satisfaction of degrading her but 100 times more you should try but not with your wife. When I masturbate for the next 3 days I don’t even think about the event I just think about the girls crying and not being able to sleep and being depressed/distraught because of it. Its a lot more satisfying.  Anyways the interesting part of this story is one of them fought. As soon as we started pissing on them one of them started speaking fast english and crying. She refused to eat sh*t at first but then when she was informed she would not be getting paid OR getting a plane ride to her homeland she proceeded to eat my sh*t. I love american prostitutes they think they still have a sense of entitlement, we rarely have problems with czech or french girls.   It’s honestly AMAZING what some people let you do to them for only thousands of dollars. The best part about this whole story is I didn’t even leave St.Tropez after I’m still here in France and this weekend just because of the fighter we are doing an ONLY AMERICAN boat ride with virgin girls. Not actual virgins but girls who never been on a boat ride before. This is going to be amazing.  It’s only Sunday but three more days and on Wednesday I get piss and sh*t on girls ALL OVER AGAIN!! Honestly for the young people reading this website, stay in school get high marks and get into business school. Even though you won’t get the most attractive girls in highschool, you’ll be able to sh*t and piss in their mouths later.

Everyone has a price and this submission proves it.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Romain Chavent’s DRD test.  Some people were saying he had chlamydia and was giving it to some girls in the Hollywood area.  He wanted me to give this to you to put on your website so girls felt comfortable sleeping with him again. Please post it. This is from April.

Romain, what does this have to do with fixing that Euro body odor? That is why the ladies aren’t sleeping with you… they don’t care what you have.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since I saw a recent post featuring the striptease video of Zahia Dehar. There’s a reason they focused on her body and not her face. Unless she has dim lighting or hair covering most of her face, the chick is totally busted. Unfortunate with an ass like that. Definitely needs a nose job. Hate to break it to everyone.

I know this… she is all body. From what I have heard, she barely even has nipples (smaller than a dime).- nik