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Chump Aresnault Small Cust

February 11, 2011 Fish Lips, Paris 3 5,997 Views

Chump Aresnault small cust fuck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok for starts this guy thinks he is the biggest french pimp that ever lived even though he’s only hooked up with four chicks all dragons. This guy f*cked his best friend of four years girlfriend. oh did i mention the guy beats off while chocking him self, how pathetic. What else can i say about his character, the only pussy he got was the left overs from his homie, the guy would fuck his own beast of a mother if he had the chance. He has to be the biggest loser i know he lives on his own and still has to get his parents to do everything for him….What a stain.either way ladies if you see this guy out at the bar stay back i know for a fact he has herpies and lies about it. oh thats the fat wh*re victoria peppin in the picture.

His ears automatically make me think he falls into the Forgy French stereotype.- nik

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Gian Bacardi Heir To The Rum Empire Goes To Rehab

January 4, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Paris, The Dirty 16 5,206 Views

Gian Bacrdi heir to the Rum Empire goes to rehab for mental conditon and drug abuse. Is there still hope !

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gian Bacardi (The fat one) heir to the Bacardi Rum empire was sent to rehab for booze, drugs and disturbing emotional problems. His mother has tried every boot camp in the USA with no results. She too suffers from deeply rooted depression, prescription drug abuse, suicide attempts, and illegal drug use. The Bacardi only son has gained more than 100 pounds escalating his weight to over 300 lbs,which makes it impossible for him to fulfill the RUM BUM race car dream. He can no longer fit in the tight drivers race cage,leaving his father no recourse than to ban him from the team. Go to Rumbum.com and read all the very latest on Gian. We send him our best and hope that he will return to society making a difference. The recent photos of him (number 13) depict the HUGE boy next to his trainer.

Nothing ever skips generations. If you get a chick pregnant who has serious mental illnesses like a Dina Lohan for example, your kid is going to be jacked in the head. So gentlemen please choose your host carrier wisely.- nik

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Nik, Can You Guess What Kind Of Drugs She Was On

November 30, 2010 Paris, The Dirty 28 7,240 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I came across this video… you gotta see this! This girls is retarded, I wonder what she was on! What do you think about this! I know you prob aren’t into drugs but what do you assume she was on?

I love all the little kids running around. It is obvious that she mixed Zyprexa with alcohol.- nik

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What The Hell Is Going On In Other Countries

November 4, 2010 Paris, The Dirty 43 6,172 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you explain this to me? What the hell is going on here? Crazy Europeans, do you think the guy is on any drugs?

All he wants is his freedom… is that too much to ask for?- nik

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NBA Player Nicolas Batum’s Girlfriend Is A Grenade

August 13, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Paris, Portland, The Dirty 115 8,042 Views

NBA Nicolas BATUM & girlfriend Melanie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m glad to introduce you to big Melanie, Batum’s girlfriend, I believe she is french and she is now living with him in Portland. She always been dating basketball players, and dated him just before he got drafted …hmmm LUCK ?? lol. Shes is kinda fat, got +2′s, and had her lips done. As for her nose i’m not sure. Tell me what you think, and do you think the young French NBA Player made a mistake with this one.

This is a HUGE mistake… I really think she weighs 4 pounds more than the tiger.- nik

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Lance Armstrong Has Taken More Steroids Than Any Jersey Guido

July 26, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Paris, The Dirty 43 7,386 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Lance Armstrong tried making another comeback this year at The Tour De France but this time it was different because he has so many people saying how he has taken steroids in the past when he won 7 tour de Frances in a row. Well he finished 23rd this year, and most of the bicyclist are saying he did so bad because he wasn’t on steroids. And it makes sense how could you dominate so much then suck when you get drug tested. Cancer or no cancer that f*cker cheated and his whole career is a scam, Nik you’re not afraid to speak the truth, what do you think, juice or no juice?

Lance, just retire and go away. The more attention you bring to yourself the worse it is going to get. I believe Lance Armstrong was on performance enhancers for his entire career until now. I also think Tiger Woods was on performance enhancers and he paid his wife and Rachel Uchitel to shut up. It is crazy to see the drop off.- nik

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