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Happy Valley Fans

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty | September 29th, 2009

Happy Valley Fans

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the greatest sign ever “Hey Erin, I eat p*ssy…well” lol. This is a screen shot from College Football Live on ESPN this weekend before the Penn State- Iowa game. Erin Andrews had to know college guys were going to have a field day whenever she came to there school to do a football game.

Are you kidding… do you know how many thank you emails I get from College guys across the country for still having her video up.  I have probably killed at least 2 million sperm babies and counting.- nik

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Back To School

Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Arthur Kade Continues To Be The Biggest Douche

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty | July 16th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems that douchebag Kade is continuing his charade of pretending to be a star. Here he is talking about getting a super high end luxury cell phone called a Vertu…They cost anywhere from about five large to over 300k. I wonder how many days he would have to work as an actor (more like EXTRA!!!) in order to buy one. This guy is one of the biggest Craftsman in Philly and maybe the world.

I wonder how many times this guy says “soon to be”?- nik

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Caption Of The Day

Posted in Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | July 14th, 2009

Gosselin/Christian Audigier

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

It takes Scum to know Scum? Please be funny and not racist.

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Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Low Key Celeb Groupie

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty | July 12th, 2009

Low Key Celeb Groupie

Low Key Celeb Groupie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Cassie who I know through my girlfriends and seeing @ Club Denim. She has been seen with the host of the VH1 show and matchmaker Steven Ward and Todd Heremans who plays on the Philly eagles, She was also dating the crazy guy from the MTV rock of love show, Scott and ryan cabrera- What do you think? I hope she doesnt steal my boyfriend next!!!!!

She is a cleat chaser, let her go and get STDs… you can only catch it once.  Anyway, I don’t even care about her… I am still trying to figure out what the hell Ryan Cabrera’s new Douche look is all about.  You are not hard.  You banged Ashlee Simpson when she was ugly… stop trying to act bitter Zorro.- nik

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Tristan Vouches For This Festival

Posted in ASU, Penn State, Philadelphia, Scottsdale, The Dirty | May 27th, 2009

Swine Flu

THE DIRTY ARMY: HAHA Nik, check this out, can you get swine flu from b*nging a pig?

Dude, this is the BLUE GRASS festival that Tristan(86) attends every year in PA.- nik

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30k Millionaire From South Philly

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh | May 1st, 2009

30k Millionaire from South Philly

30k Millionaire from South Philly

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Chris, the biggest 30k millionaire/wanna-be player in south philly. He acts like he has SO much money & is “ballin” when he doesn’t even have a job!!! He thinks he’s such a pimp & keeps all these girls hanging on when they only use him for his money. then they see that he really doesn’t so they go find someone new. He also swears he’s a sex god when really, its only ok, and hes def not a big as he thinks he is. A baby has a bigger greg then he does!!!!

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Nissan does not equal baller.- nik

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Dirty Basketball

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Villanova | April 30th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is Carlos, he plays for Pittsburgh State.  Here he is with two beat chicks who are hanging all over him.  Is it just me or is he wearing a girls earring in the top pic.  Also Notice his fellow teamate garbbin his dick the poor girl in the bottom pic probably got a pounding from the whole team.  It amazes me how this guy passed all the drug tests, lol wonder why his shades are on at night in the club.  Nik this guy and his most of the team should go on blast

She’s looking for a place to spit.- nik

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I’m A Model

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Villanova | April 29th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little h*mo is Joel.  This guy thinks he is an abercrombie model,  he wears all of their clothes and tells girls that he actually is one. This guy is full of himself, half of his pics are with his top off and flexing, he is a lil c*ke head loser.  This guy probably weighs 120lbs tops he looks like a twig, probably from all the dieting for his modeling lol.

Any chicks that believe this guy’s a model should be failed out of school.- nik

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Ugly Fat Bitches

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia | April 22nd, 2009

Ugly Fat Bitches

THE DIRTY ARMY: ugly chick or flabby horse sh*t?? cellul*te bitch on the right is a fat wh*re from st. hoes in philly. heard she has a lose one and she screams papi as she c*ms and her cellulite is rocking back and forth. vomit in my mouth.

Green Bay in the stomach makes me want to gouge out my eyes.- nik

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