Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the greatest sign ever “Hey Erin, I eat p*ssy…well” lol. This is a screen shot from College Football Live on ESPN this weekend before the Penn State- Iowa game. Erin Andrews had to know college guys were going to have a field day whenever she came to there school to do a football game.
Are you kidding… do you know how many thank you emails I get from College guys across the country for still having her video up. I have probably killed at least 2 million sperm babies and counting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems that douchebag Kade is continuing his charade of pretending to be a star. Here he is talking about getting a super high end luxury cell phone called a Vertu…They cost anywhere from about five large to over 300k. I wonder how many days he would have to work as an actor (more like EXTRA!!!) in order to buy one. This guy is one of the biggest Craftsman in Philly and maybe the world.
I wonder how many times this guy says “soon to be”?- nik

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
It takes Scum to know Scum? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Cassie who I know through my girlfriends and seeing @ Club Denim. She has been seen with the host of the VH1 show and matchmaker Steven Ward and Todd Heremans who plays on the Philly eagles, She was also dating the crazy guy from the MTV rock of love show, Scott and ryan cabrera- What do you think? I hope she doesnt steal my boyfriend next!!!!!
She is a cleat chaser, let her go and get STDs… you can only catch it once. Anyway, I don’t even care about her… I am still trying to figure out what the hell Ryan Cabrera’s new Douche look is all about. You are not hard. You banged Ashlee Simpson when she was ugly… stop trying to act bitter Zorro.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: HAHA Nik, check this out, can you get swine flu from b*nging a pig?
Dude, this is the BLUE GRASS festival that Tristan(86) attends every year in PA.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Chris, the biggest 30k millionaire/wanna-be player in south philly. He acts like he has SO much money & is “ballin” when he doesn’t even have a job!!! He thinks he’s such a pimp & keeps all these girls hanging on when they only use him for his money. then they see that he really doesn’t so they go find someone new. He also swears he’s a sex god when really, its only ok, and hes def not a big as he thinks he is. A baby has a bigger greg then he does!!!!
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Nissan does not equal baller.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is Carlos, he plays for Pittsburgh State. Here he is with two beat chicks who are hanging all over him. Is it just me or is he wearing a girls earring in the top pic. Also Notice his fellow teamate garbbin his dick the poor girl in the bottom pic probably got a pounding from the whole team. It amazes me how this guy passed all the drug tests, lol wonder why his shades are on at night in the club. Nik this guy and his most of the team should go on blast
She’s looking for a place to spit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little h*mo is Joel. This guy thinks he is an abercrombie model, he wears all of their clothes and tells girls that he actually is one. This guy is full of himself, half of his pics are with his top off and flexing, he is a lil c*ke head loser. This guy probably weighs 120lbs tops he looks like a twig, probably from all the dieting for his modeling lol.
Any chicks that believe this guy’s a model should be failed out of school.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: ugly chick or flabby horse sh*t?? cellul*te bitch on the right is a fat wh*re from st. hoes in philly. heard she has a lose one and she screams papi as she c*ms and her cellulite is rocking back and forth. vomit in my mouth.
Green Bay in the stomach makes me want to gouge out my eyes.- nik