Penn State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Is Dakota Really A Model

December 2, 2010 Penn State, Would You? 25

Would you?????

Would you?????

Would you?????

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dakota, she thinks she is a “Model” and everyone around seems to think she is the hottest thing around and is perfect or something.  I ‘m a girl but I always think like you Nik, and there is plenty of wrong with her, I wanted to show everyone that she is not perfect because there is no way you would say YES to her.  So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, I rather kick a field goal into her neck.



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Centre County’s #1 Mom

December 1, 2010 Penn State 3

Centre County's #1 Mom!

Centre County's #1 Mom!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – This chubby little slamhog is Leah. She is married to a deployed soldier (not the ugly asian she is photographed sucking off in the picture above). She has a son, but fortunately, she rendered custody of this child because even she knows she is incapable of being anything other than a filthy whore. She has cheated on her husband with multiple guys and stole his deployment money to buy a car, an ugly tattoo and a trip to the beach with her friends(son not included), She has also been caught sucking an unconscious man’s penis. We didn’t think it was possible to get cellulite on your vagina, but Leah proved us wrong!

Short skirts are a bad idea for lumpy girls like this.- nik



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Fake Fake Fake

November 23, 2010 Dirty Craigslist, Penn State 38

FAKE! SAYS SHES DOMINICAN-SHES WHITE ITALIAN!

FAKE! SAYS SHES DOMINICAN-SHES WHITE ITALIAN!

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK SHE IS SO FAKE! THATS A ‘BORROWED’ GUN, SHE HAS NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT, WHEN SOMEONE YELLS AT HER SHE CRIES, PEOPLE YELL AT HER KIDS-4 WITH 3 DIFFERENT MEN-SHE LETS THEM!!!!!! DOESNT SAY ANYTHING! SHE IS 35 AND THINKS SHES 18. DUMBER THAN A DOORKNOB. HEATHER VENEZIALE. MOM OF THE CENTURY. LOL SHE DOESNT HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE LET ALONE A MOTORCYLE ONE. SHES AN ESCORT WHO TAKES HER LITTLE KIDS WITH HER TO THE HOTEL ROOMS!

That pic is in no way attractive, please refrain from modeling.- nik



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Seriously

October 29, 2010 Dirty Horses, Penn State 25

Seriously?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexa Priester thinks she is the shit but she’s nasty. Agreed? There are hundreds of pictures of her posing like she is the next Meghan Fox.

Woof.  Whats funny is some kid at school definitely has a wall of her pics for his chubby chaser spank bank material.- nik



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Conductor Chelsey

August 4, 2010 Dirty Cheerleaders, Penn State, Pittsburgh 65

Conductor Chelsey

Conductor Chelsey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsey S**. She thinks she is gods gift to earth. Besides the fact that she is 42 lbs and is a fake fried blondie, this girl is also the BIGGEST skank bag this part of town. She can be found on weekends in Natrona Heights getting trains ran on her. So far I heard that her biggest train was 18 guys. There are NUMEROUS videos out of this girl doing unthinkable things. The video I saw was her in a car with 4 guys. She was jerking the driver, blowing the passenger, getting fingered by one in the backseat and another guy was taping it. I told her to stop being a whore but she wont listen. Please tell her she’s gross and to stop being such a hussy. I’m getting sick of hearing stories about her.

Oh the things sloots do for a little attention.- nik



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Chicago’s Finest

July 14, 2010 Chicago, Penn State, Would You? 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is amazing and lives here in Chicago. She was on MTV and also has her own website. Her name is Brianna F**and honestly if you say you wouldn’t I really am gonna have to call you out on your sexual orientation. So would ya?

Answer: No, do you not notice how low this horses mouth sits? Huge forehead, shes missing her chin and she has large thighs.



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What Do You Think About This Frizz Ball

June 3, 2010 Cleveland, Penn State 0

so what do you think about this frizz ball

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she lives near downtown columbus and is a manager for abercrombie and fitch (they will hire anyone now a days) – shes like in her mid thirties and looks like she tans every day shes so fried. i even heard she trys to date guys who are married. what a sleezy girl – girls, keep your husbands close to you.

She is trying to become more like her purple crayon lovers.- nik



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Marissa The Hoebag

May 14, 2010 Penn State, Philadelphia, Would You? 4

Marissa the HOEBAG

Marissa the HOEBAG

Marissa the HOEBAG

 THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the biggest slut! she cut all her shirts to show off her ugly ass tramp stamp. She got beat up, but still tries to act like tough shit. Everyone knows who she’s f*cked (its a very large number) When shes not being a drunk slut or getting DUI’s, shes getting paid to do a 37 year-old dude at a motel. Nik, please tell me you wouldn’t.

Answer: No, I think her mouth may be stuck in that position and those simple tramp stamps are to appeal to the masses cause they are more universally accepted, meaning bigtime sloot.



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