Penn State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

7 Boyfriends A Week

April 10, 2010 Penn State, Pittsburgh, The Dirty, Would You? 18

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this chick on campus all the time. She thinks shes the queen of our school, and everyone talks about her. You can find her at any frat party or on a different guy every week.. I heard she’s had some face work done but who knows, doesn’t look good enough to be true. Anyways  Nik, would you be one for her?

Answer:  No, I will never stick it in her.  And I think you mean she needs some work done?  Her nose looks like her chin. 

 



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Tool Has His Mom Buy Him Drugs

March 9, 2010 Miami, Penn State 6

tool has his mom buy him drugs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Marcel Go**. He comes from a family of douche bags and has never had a job and has his mom buy him roids and all types of drugs.He is half way retarded and can barely talk.He thinks he is the sh*t but hes not.His parents think hes going to be the next tennis star but he never wins!

One of those kids who takes advantage of their innocent mother who does way to much for their terror child…She shouldn’t of been scared to whip out the belt.- nik



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Happy Valley Fans

September 29, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 7

Happy Valley Fans

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the greatest sign ever “Hey Erin, I eat p*ssy…well” lol. This is a screen shot from College Football Live on ESPN this weekend before the Penn State- Iowa game. Erin Andrews had to know college guys were going to have a field day whenever she came to there school to do a football game.

Are you kidding… do you know how many thank you emails I get from College guys across the country for still having her video up.  I have probably killed at least 2 million sperm babies and counting.- nik



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Arthur Kade Continues To Be The Biggest Douche

July 16, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems that douchebag Kade is continuing his charade of pretending to be a star. Here he is talking about getting a super high end luxury cell phone called a Vertu…They cost anywhere from about five large to over 300k. I wonder how many days he would have to work as an actor (more like EXTRA!!!) in order to buy one. This guy is one of the biggest Craftsman in Philly and maybe the world.

I wonder how many times this guy says “soon to be”?- nik



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Caption Of The Day

July 14, 2009 Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, The Dirty 90

Gosselin/Christian Audigier

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

It takes Scum to know Scum? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Low Key Celeb Groupie

July 12, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 34

Low Key Celeb Groupie

Low Key Celeb Groupie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Cassie who I know through my girlfriends and seeing @ Club Denim. She has been seen with the host of the VH1 show and matchmaker Steven Ward and Todd Heremans who plays on the Philly eagles, She was also dating the crazy guy from the MTV rock of love show, Scott and ryan cabrera- What do you think? I hope she doesnt steal my boyfriend next!!!!!

She is a cleat chaser, let her go and get STDs… you can only catch it once.  Anyway, I don’t even care about her… I am still trying to figure out what the hell Ryan Cabrera’s new Douche look is all about.  You are not hard.  You banged Ashlee Simpson when she was ugly… stop trying to act bitter Zorro.- nik



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Tristan Vouches For This Festival

May 27, 2009 ASU, Penn State, Philadelphia, Scottsdale, The Dirty 15

Swine Flu

THE DIRTY ARMY: HAHA Nik, check this out, can you get swine flu from b*nging a pig?

Dude, this is the BLUE GRASS festival that Tristan(86) attends every year in PA.- nik



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