Happy Valley Fans

September 29, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 7 6,273 Views

Happy Valley Fans

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the greatest sign ever “Hey Erin, I eat p*ssy…well” lol. This is a screen shot from College Football Live on ESPN this weekend before the Penn State- Iowa game. Erin Andrews had to know college guys were going to have a field day whenever she came to there school to do a football game.

Are you kidding… do you know how many thank you emails I get from College guys across the country for still having her video up.  I have probably killed at least 2 million sperm babies and counting.- nik



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30 5,185 Views

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Arthur Kade Continues To Be The Biggest Douche

July 16, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 18 9,465 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems that douchebag Kade is continuing his charade of pretending to be a star. Here he is talking about getting a super high end luxury cell phone called a Vertu…They cost anywhere from about five large to over 300k. I wonder how many days he would have to work as an actor (more like EXTRA!!!) in order to buy one. This guy is one of the biggest Craftsman in Philly and maybe the world.

I wonder how many times this guy says “soon to be”?- nik



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Caption Of The Day

July 14, 2009 Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, The Dirty 90 7,368 Views

Gosselin/Christian Audigier

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

It takes Scum to know Scum? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Low Key Celeb Groupie

July 12, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 34 9,619 Views

Low Key Celeb Groupie

Low Key Celeb Groupie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Cassie who I know through my girlfriends and seeing @ Club Denim. She has been seen with the host of the VH1 show and matchmaker Steven Ward and Todd Heremans who plays on the Philly eagles, She was also dating the crazy guy from the MTV rock of love show, Scott and ryan cabrera- What do you think? I hope she doesnt steal my boyfriend next!!!!!

She is a cleat chaser, let her go and get STDs… you can only catch it once.  Anyway, I don’t even care about her… I am still trying to figure out what the hell Ryan Cabrera’s new Douche look is all about.  You are not hard.  You banged Ashlee Simpson when she was ugly… stop trying to act bitter Zorro.- nik



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Tristan Vouches For This Festival

May 27, 2009 ASU, Penn State, Philadelphia, Scottsdale, The Dirty 15 6,073 Views

Swine Flu

THE DIRTY ARMY: HAHA Nik, check this out, can you get swine flu from b*nging a pig?

Dude, this is the BLUE GRASS festival that Tristan(86) attends every year in PA.- nik



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30k Millionaire From South Philly

May 1, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh 12 8,775 Views

30k Millionaire from South Philly

30k Millionaire from South Philly

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Chris, the biggest 30k millionaire/wanna-be player in south philly. He acts like he has SO much money & is “ballin” when he doesn’t even have a job!!! He thinks he’s such a pimp & keeps all these girls hanging on when they only use him for his money. then they see that he really doesn’t so they go find someone new. He also swears he’s a sex god when really, its only ok, and hes def not a big as he thinks he is. A baby has a bigger greg then he does!!!!

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Nissan does not equal baller.- nik



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Dirty Basketball

April 30, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Villanova 8 8,095 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is Carlos, he plays for Pittsburgh State.  Here he is with two beat chicks who are hanging all over him.  Is it just me or is he wearing a girls earring in the top pic.  Also Notice his fellow teamate garbbin his dick the poor girl in the bottom pic probably got a pounding from the whole team.  It amazes me how this guy passed all the drug tests, lol wonder why his shades are on at night in the club.  Nik this guy and his most of the team should go on blast

She’s looking for a place to spit.- nik



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