THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this chick on campus all the time. She thinks shes the queen of our school, and everyone talks about her. You can find her at any frat party or on a different guy every week.. I heard she’s had some face work done but who knows, doesn’t look good enough to be true. Anyways Nik, would you be one for her?
Answer: No, I will never stick it in her. And I think you mean she needs some work done? Her nose looks like her chin.