She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Why Do Hot Chicks Always Hang Out With Forgy Guys
Posted in Philadelphia, The Dirty | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica she thinks she is so freaking hot, she loves shutting guys down, she claims she hates men so she hangs out with Forgy guys, Yet at the end of the day she loves scumbag guidos. I wanted to ask you why do hot chicks like her always seem to hang out with a bunch of Forgys and how to I over come them and get a date with her?
Why would you want to date her? She has a horse face and a soft stomach besides the fact she is from Philly and has dark hair. Let the gays have her.- nik
Tri-State Hooters Girl
Posted in Philadelphia, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first time, long time. Thought I would send this girl, Jocelyn, in to see what you thought. Obviously, she needs to step her +2 game up, but I think she has some potential. Potential prospect or more Hooter’s trash?
Hooters trash….+2’s would help cover up her large body.- nik
Blondie Loves Purple Gregs
Posted in Philadelphia, Would You? | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is C*ssie she is probably one of the biggest sluts in all of Philly. She thinks she is Britney Spears and every Halloween dresses up like her. Use to be a good girl but got invovled with purple gregs and who else knows what. But she is a hott blonde according to my friends so Nik would you?
Answer: no. Her face sucks in at her mouth.
What’s Bud Bundy Been Up To
Posted in Hollywood, Philadelphia, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats Bud Bundy been up to lately. Well Ill tell you, he is being promoting this retarded club in philly thats what. How come Kelly blew up and poor Bud never got another gig? And is he still getting paid for all those re-runs?
I don’t even know who this guy is?- nik
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Dirty Johnny
Posted in Philadelphia | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik where do i start? this is john, a twenty four year ups driver who spends his weekends at dirty nightclub picking up sisters and having threesomes. first off , whats wrong with the sisters. all i’ve heard about was his ex girlfriend who became a stripper and as revenge he cut his wrist horizonatly because she ” hurt him”. you can surely find this guy at dirty nightclub from thursday to well .. saturday and be sure to wrap it up ladies. .
He looks like he was made out of popsicle sticks (frame wise).- nik
Duper Dirty Fat Rat Ray
Posted in Philadelphia | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this has got to be one of the biggest slobs in the city. This may be one of the reasons you look at Philadelphia the way you do. We gotta give it to him for covering every one of his personalities online. Just google “Black Ray” you will be sure to find some very interesting profiles about this SUPER tool, especially the profile Black Ray The Porn Star. Ladies don’t be fooled, this guy deserves the internet BIGGEST CREEP award..
Looks like hes got a good nose for purple crayon chasers.- nik
Celebrity Boxing Next Big Fighter From Philly
Posted in Philadelphia | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Jesse Ja*es aka J.O.D. Of Celebrity Boxing. He stands 6ft 8in 225pds. He used to run a few promotions in Philly nightclub until he found his calling in boxing. I put him up on the Dirty because i wanna show there are a few good guys in Philadelphia. who know what there doing so What do you think nik and the army .
I didn’t know they let the handicapped fight.- nik
In Need Of +2s
Posted in Philadelphia, Would You? | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is a total user. She acts like she’s soo hot but I think she’s pretty beat. A refund gap might help distract you from her face. She’s a bitch and a total skank. Put her on blast. And I gotta ask, would you Nik? A lot of guys from my way already have. .
Answer: no. Her nose looks like it was crushed in a vice.
Promoter Chillio From Philly
Posted in Philadelphia, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid goes by “CHILLIO” he thinks hes the top promoter and every girl wants him. He tried to get with my girl and she shot him down for being 4ft tall and mexican. hahahahhaa. seriously – would you ever chill with this kid at a party/event?
He kind of looks like the “mini me” of my agent Ari with that comb forward caesar doo and massive 7-head. What is the point of having a bandana on your wrist to wipe the sweat off your 7-head if you already have a bandana on your 7-head?- nik
Biggest Club Moocher In Philly
Posted in Philadelphia | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Looser Dave W. AKA “Douchbag Dave” (as he is called by ppl in the industry) is always at diff venues in philly!!! he always tells bartenders that he works there and that he gets free drinks when he deff doesn’t!!! he tells all this bs that he has so much money and all these cars and his own house… but really the dude is broke!!! he always asks ppl to bum money to pay his bills that we all know he doesn’t have!!!! he will try to hang out after the venue is closed to try to bum money from the promoters that he thinks are his friends!!!!! the dude is so fake!!!!! he even tried to say he used to work for Q102 until he got out on it by someone who realy did work for Q102!!! he was last seen at the roxxy trying to get free drinks and money from the promoters… and when he got kicked out he waited behind the club for the employees to come out so he could try to act like they were his friend so he could ask to bum money…. and if you tell him no he tries to bum a ride!!!! the dude is broke, lives with mommy & daddy and doesnt even have a car!!!! dude is a douchbage looser haha!!!! beware of this looser!!!
Who says venue…but ya, guys a douchebag.- nik
