Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Rebecca Brown Jaded Floozy

May 24, 2013 Philadelphia 3 8,862 Views


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Rebecca Brown former teacher at Frankford Highschool. She is sloor and a half. With over a hundred dudes to her name. If you will notice in every picture this baby momma is hiding her gunt. Notice the arm placement. Do some sit-ups instead of stalking. She has an awful, pocked-faced with fake hard tits. How much alcohol would be involved to bang this wretch? Her house is weirdly like her. Dilapitated and shitty. She reminds me of Bea Arthur a little. What do you think?

I also notice that her shirt seems to come off in every shot.  Not very teacher like.- nik



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Take Mlore Out Of Kensington

May 22, 2013 Philadelphia, Would You? 7 6,772 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Michael McCunt aka McCullough.  He is a known racist from the hood of Kensington who now resides in a tiny overpriced apartment atop a sketchy Indian Pakistani cover business in center city Filthadelphia.  He prides himself on being a “writer” and having an English degree and a so-called Masters, yet his spelling and grammar are absolutely horrific.  His short stories resemble the $1 trashy romance crap old ladies buy from the grocery store.  He rarely eats because he is obsessed with thinking he’s “too fat”.  Aww too bad he doesn’t have great genetics to give him a smoking body, like my boyfriend has.  His personality sucks as much as his pimply buck toothed face and crappy writing skills.  He is a known chauvanist and a racist who hates black people and freely calls people the n-word.  He is derogatory, profane, and very metrosexually high maintenance.  It’s no wonder he doesn’t have custody of his kid, given his huge drinking problem (got gin? lol), his occasional 8ball snorting sessions, and his criminal record for simple assault and terroristic threats.  NOBODY takes this douche seriously because he is a joke who has to create stories about sex partners and spam girls with unsolicited penis pictures of himself in a desperate attempt for a shred of attention.

I think he’s barking up the wrong tree.- nik



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You Know You Would

May 20, 2013 Philadelphia, Would You? 3 8,129 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’d love to know what you think of this chick. Passed on college for a modeling career in NYC…Dated a Grade A douchebag in high school, and is probably doing the same now. I know I would, but I also know you’re a man of the highest standards, would you?

She shoulda went to college, her thighs touch.- nik



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Ashley Alexis Is Lying About Her Weight

May 19, 2013 Philadelphia, The Dirty 214 92,714 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to start with Ashley Alexis and her so called 127lbs. No She does not weight that much. She had recently posted on her facebook fan page a photo of a scale that had the weight 127.6 lbs claiming she was not fat and to stop calling her that. Well I know along with the rest of the world that this fake model bitch weighs at least 160 and it’s a lot likely she weighs more. I weigh 127lbs and am a size 0. So I did some digging. She originally posted the photo to her twitter on January 30 2013 claiming she lost 2 lbs. I don’t believe this one either. I do believe the photo is an old photo just like the rest of the ones she posts from her skinnier days to make herself look better. I have been in the retouching business for 7 years and let me tell you they do some major photoshop liposuction to this bitch. Dear Ashley, All we want from you is to be REAL and to get off your fat ass and workout. Then go do something with her pathetic fake life. Be HONEST about YOUR weight. You are living a lie. You can’t be a curvy girl roll model when 1 you are fat not curvy and 2 you lie about you weight and everything else. Your hair is fake, Your nails are fake, Your face is caked, Your weight is faked, your career is fake. ALL WE WANT TO SEE FROM YOU IS SOME HONEST TO GOD REALNESS. GET ON IT B*TCH. Sincerely, Everyone who is sick of your bullsh*t.

Ashley if you are really trying to lose weight, click on the links below and get some GCBx.- nik

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Rebecca Brown, PA

May 15, 2013 Dirty Predator, Philadelphia 15 9,332 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch, I had to threaten with a lawsuit for stalking that would have had her fired from her teaching job at Frankford High School and change my number and block her email. This ugly troll I fucked maybe once a week if that and only when it rained and only on a weekday for maybe 6 weeks. She tried the old leaving shit behind but I would not fall for that so after she blew me one last time I kicked her out of my house and sent her on her hour drive home to Bristol. She has called, she has texted, she has had her one and only friend call. I tried to be nice and explain to her she is bats-shit crazy and that is why I was not interested. Well that and her big bad fake breasts and saggy gut, and pocked marked face. Bad breath and her lack of ability to hold a conversation that did not involve complaining. This troll is only like 30 yet she looks about 40 close up. In one month’s time after I tried ignoring her she told me she has A**s. Is married. Has He**. She has sent me video of her blowing her neighbor’s purple crayon. A video of her blowing some other guy in her bathroom. Somehow I guess I am supposed to be jealous?



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Compulsive Liar

May 10, 2013 Philadelphia, Pittsburgh 11 9,936 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:Boy do I have a story for you. My brother got hooked up with this nasty slut she tore my family apart, day in and day out people would tell him that she was cheating on him being young and dumb he didn’t believe little did he know she was going behind his back. She had dated my cousin first messed with him for months maybe even years then hooked up with his best friend, pretty messed up if you ask me then she went back to my cousin this went on for awhile knowing fully well she had slept with just about the whole country side she started hanging around with my brother everyone thought this was pretty suspicious. We then found out that they had started dating, within the first 2 months of them being together he started acting like her disrespectful and self centered. He started treating my parents like crap that didn’t fly with me I couldn’t stand it I ended up not talking to him for the longest time. I confronted him about it and her. She ended up leaving my brother in those 2 months for my cousins best friend she came back and pure stupidity of my brother he took the nasty ass skank back. I guess he wanted to learn the hard way….? After they got back together she started talking to other guys behind my brothers back people again started telling him she was cheating on him this time she actually took he pants off for another guy while with my brother she decided to call my brother a worthless piece of shit needless to say she is 19 years old has been graduated from highschool for over a year and doesn’t have a job and yet still to this day mooches off people talk about a low life huh, Yet again he still took her back and yet again he learned the hard way. My cousin and her insisted on her going to knocks for the weekend there she had spent the weekend with another guy. My brother found out the hard way alright that’s for sure my cousin set it all up some cousin he is my brother ended that night the hoodie he got for her and necklace she had on and was bawling he took his stuff back and her grandmother kicked her out of her house. she was going to wait til after prom to break up with my brother for this dude. She lied to my brother about everything from cheating on him to not telling him certain things. My family was torn apart because of this stupid whore, but now that shes gone things are slowly going back to the way they were. My brother deserves so much better, I just hope he thinks wisely the next time he puts his guard down. I also found out that the guy she cheated on my brother with she got pregnant with and killed the unborn child with her grandmothers medication. It also wouldn’t surprise me if she messed around with someone for money. Her name is Jenna Renee Cooper. She’s a compulsive lying cheating worthless piece of shit mooching spread her legs for everyone whore.

You needa stay away from anybody willing to keep it in the family.- nik



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