THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she’s hot sh*t. Look at her. Gremlin. She made her parents pay for a boob job when she was 15. Can you say whore? What kind of a Hooters girl stands outside and hullahoops in the middle of the street? Please give her a wake up call.

No chance any of those cars stopped for these trolls.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgie. She has got to be one of the biggest w*ores in Delco. She takes pictures of her *ss and boobs and puts them on facebook so guys would want to f*ck her. One time she f*cked a guy for 3 percocettes 30mg in a trolly station in Drexel Hill. What do you think about this scuzball Nik?

If she posted pics of her teeth of face no guys would talk to her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Monica Nesbit or as she calls herself, MonezXcore. You may recognize her from EVERY hook-up website on the internet. She’s been known to frequent all the hipster clubs around Philly in between all the bars in Jersey where she nests. This girl used to be pushing a good 200 lbs until she found Pepsi and began kissing every Greg she could, anywhere she could (behind dumpsters), in return for some Pepsi. Nik, please put this girl on blast and help her realize she is not a model, and that even you’re plastic surgeons couldn’t help her.

Stick to reflection shots, it filters out the ugly a bit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl has seen a lot of Pennsylvania. She doesn’t even look of age, and has had more sex partners than me. What do you think Nik?

Corsets go under your clothing, not over.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this boy right here is Ricky Geottel. He claims to love black girls and is one of the best dj’s in philly….funny that he was dating some girl from maryland but trying to talk to to me. LOL then when me and this girl find out he is trying to play both of us he goes and calls me a crazy stalker and is still trying to lie right to this poor girls face saying he wanted nothing to do with me. But he sends me pictures of him with his shirt off and saying he wants to cuddle naked with me. he cant take care of his own sh*t so he has his “man” call me and try to put me in my place saying his shortys’ know where i live lol. Nik pleasee put this little b*tch on blast.

You should do what girls do and crop out your face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on here before but I think she needs a re-post. This self-loathing broad is the internets definition of the HIV. Attention wh*re at it’s finest. She gets off on having people follow her on twitter and commenting on her lame instagram & Facebook photos. She lurks everyone, even people she barely knows acting like they’re her best friend. Stop this, “look at me I’m a nice person” act. Everyone sees right through it. She’ll complain that she hates wearing make-up… Well, if I was bad at applying thick eyeliner globs all the way around my eye and didn’t pluck my brows accordingly, I wouldn’t want to wear make-up either. She needs to wear 2 bras to hold up her saggy boobs. Or as other people would like to call them “sagging stretch marks with a sadness filling”. Yet, she still thinks these sagging not-so-fun-bags will get her far in life.  She’s absolute trash, and it shows by the things she posts openly on the internet. Like pictures of the hickeys she got from her co-worker who made a $20 bet that he could sleep with her and even after he had his chance, STILL chose not to touch her. Yeah, really classy.  She says she has 17+ years of dance experience, yet the only jobs she can get is a go-go dancer at Atlantic City nightclubs like Providence in a cage where she barely moves. If I had that much dance experience, the last place I would want to be is some cage dancer at a stupid night club.  She works the desk at the Penthouse Club in Philadelphia 5 days a week, and claims to not be a stripper. I wonder why? Nobody wants to see you take your (not one, but two) bras off and let those bad boys drop to your knees. Their best bet is staying locked away tight. And the best part of this all is that she TALKS SMACK on strippers, even though her good friend Kathryn Butler (who is also on this site) is a PORN STAR and dances NUDE in some shithole in Atlantic City. She contradicts everything she says. Congrats *sshole, you work at a strip club that has been shut down 3 times this year for prostitution! You are going nowhere with your life, have no boyfriend because you act like the whore that you are. I hope more people figure you out soon.

It is never a good sign when your stomach sticks out further than your breasts… not very lady like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, her name is MELANIE PAUL. She is the one on the LEFT with the curly hair- She is a MAN, by no means is she a woman, she has to stop tricking people and trying to get in to woman’s pants. She has been ditched by three girls in PA already and I cannot stand her huge FACE and she swears she Misses hot stuff. She goes around talking about everyone else, and taking pics of herself and calling herself a “MODEL” ajajajajajaja really Melanie, both you and I know your far from that. Be aware I heard she has bedbugs and anytime and everytime she has someone new over they leave itching. This girl is beyond dirty, looks like a grim. Tell me what you think Nik?

Her head looks like a pork roast…bone in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rashid Warfield aka Billy Trrumpz The Chairman. Growing up in a house hold with guy I swear on my life that what I am posting is true. He has molested some young family members and would make family have sex with him so they can used the phone and or go outside and play. This guy lied to CCP COLLEGE AND TEMPLE COLLEGE AND SAID HE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. SO HE CAN RECEIVE FINANCIAL AIDE. HE NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL EVER!!! HE IS A BROKE INSPIRING RAP STAR THAT BEATS EVERY WOMAN HE HAS BEEN WITH. HE’S 6’4 350 POUNDS AND ABUSE THESE YOUNG GIRLS. HE NOW RECEIVES SSI AND WELFARE WHILE STILL TRYiNg TO RAP. HE WAS REPORTED A FEW TIMES TO WELFARE FRAUD AS WELL ALL THIS IS 100% TRUE. THIS HAPPEN IN PHILADELPHIA, PA FROM 1985-CURRENT JUST GOOGLE HIM!

He should be put in jail.  His fits have been hitting something.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m hoping that you and the DA might be able to help my 20 year old friend Becky Lee. As a teenager, she was smart, creative, and talented but her lifestyle nowadays is scaring the hell out of me. She is shacked up with a 60 year old man named Art who has her believing that he is Jesus. We were both friends with his daughters in high school and then one day Art started giving Becky hallucinogens while preaching to her how he was the messiah- next thing you know, he has left his wife and kids and Art and Becky are in love and living together in an apartment in the ghetto. Instead of working or doing anything productive, they two of them conduct science experiments all day and then post on Facebook how they have figured out time travel, aliens, and predicting the future. The entire thing is really bizarre but none of us can talk any sense into Becky as the drugs and sermons have her legitimately believing that Art is God, and not just a dirty old man who brainwashed a young girl and broke up his family in the process. Do you think there is any hope for this girl or is she too far gone?

They should really focus on praying to Tim Tebow… it’s much better than any science or witchcraft.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m 5’8 and currently weigh 145lbs. I’ve been athletic my whole life but I’m trying Cellan to drop some pounds by vacation in March. How much do you think I should/could lose?

Mix in 30 minutes of Cardio daily and you will look like an entirely different person by March. My wife lost all her baby fat in 5 weeks and is now back to normal at 100 pounds.- nik

If you want to lose weight the lazy way like me or turn into a hot chick= CLICK HERE

**Click here to see my results and others successful weight loss.