Elizabeth Pennsylvania’s number 1 Dumpster kitty

August 12, 2014 Philadelphia, Pittsburgh 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik. This is Amber (Dirty puss) lynn. She started out as a young Fat girl who quickly masterd sucking 15 cocks at once while kneeling in the middle of a jerk circle at the local party house. And swallowed every drip of cum that was produced. She would also hike her skirt up for any man who was brave enough to go up in her. She gets off on fcking married men and guys with girlfriends. Age or looks dosent matter when her daily dick count starts to fall short. She loves the fact that men use her and actually believes that she’s using them. She’s an extremely Disturbing individual. She lives her life one dick at a time. 1 is never enough. So ladies be warned your man could stumble and fall into her man hole and come out with some stuff that won’t come off with ajax.



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Do I Ruin My Family

August 12, 2014 Philadelphia, The Dirty 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for years now and always look forward to the honest truth that you give to people! I’m facing a family moral dilemma of my own and figured I could count on you to give me the truth straight up! We’ll my parents have been married for almost 40 years, I always thought they had the perfect relationship! High school sweethearts and I thought best friends but like all good things ,there’s probably something not right! We’ll after some shady sh*t like late texts and shady phone calls I decided to snoop around on the family laptop! I logged into my dad’s windows account and sure enough he has a Facebook page which he claims Facebook is stupid and people his age shouldn’t have one! I’ve found messages from some ugly chick and I mean haggard saying miss ya and love ya and I don’t know what to do! My mom is a good looking older woman and this lady doesn’t even compare to her! Not being biased cause it’s my mom but it’s just the truth! So there’s where the dilemma comes in, I’ve had this secret for a few months now and I know he leaves work to meet up with this woman! Do I tell my mom and risk my whole family fallin apart or do I let it be? Thanks for your honest opinion!!!

You tell your Dad that he needs to tell your Mother what’s up. Confront your Father first and see if he does the right thing. If he is a man, he will be honest and put the family in front of his own sexual needs. Then it is up to you to be there for your Mom. This is just a family check-up. Sometimes you need to work as a team to remember what is right. Your Dad lost his way, not his mind. I’m sure everything will be ok. If Kobe Bryant can rape on the side and still have a family, you have nothing to worry about.- nik



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Tanya Lee Spirk Of Levittown

August 1, 2014 Philadelphia 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tanya Lee Spirk has been having sex with new partners every weekend with her boyfriend and 4 of my friends were recently tested positive for multiple bad things after a night with these swingers. They don’t use condoms and I don’t want anyone else to be infected by them in the Philly area. Don’t know the guys name but people need to see their pictures before things keep spreading since they swing with boys and girls usually ones that just turned 21 years old and think it’s great to have a three some and are to drunk to remember to use condoms. please help stop them before younger kids get involved and hurt by them. thank you Nik for your public awareness.



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Stripper & Escort Mom

July 21, 2014 Philadelphia 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here we have Carisa Wynn Benner; a stripper, escort, sugar baby and whore since the age of 18. She strips at the (fully nude) Go Go Rama in New Jersey under the name TEAGAN. Carisa desperately needs a reality check. Not only is she still stripping in her mid 30’s but is addicted to plastic surgery. She has had a nose job, chin implant, cheek implants, permanent lip enhancement, an entire mouth of veneers, breast implants, butt implants and who knows what else that we don’t know about. She has everyone fooled into thinking she only works trade shows for Century 21 selling Solar Energy (along w other girls from the club) for some grimy old man she met at the club. She “lives for likes” on FB and if she doesn’t get enough likes on one selfie, she’ll post a new one w/in an hour. The reason for putting her on blast is not only to let everyone know what Carisa REALLY does for a living but to knock some sense into her and make her realize how her lifestyle is affecting her beautiful little 3 year old daughter. Her daughter is constantly being shuffled from one house to the next so she can go get naked and vacation. She also loves her ecstasy and pepsi and has no shame doing it with her daughter in the house or bringing multiple men; including her sugar daddy around this sweet innocent child. I mean really, who takes their daughter along on escorting escapades with their sugar daddy? Please tell Carisa that it’s time to let go of the pole and start acting like a mother!



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Middle Aged Philebrity Chode Hipster

July 20, 2014 Philadelphia 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, It’s high time someone finally got around to calling out small dicked Joey Sweeney. Back in the 90′s he was a music writer for a fee weekly here in Philly. Because people actually read weeklies back then, Joey’s ego inflated and 20 years later he’s still utterly insufferable. He’s been reduced to writing for a second tier gossip blog called Philebrity, yet somehow his sneering, smarmy inflated self entitlement has only grown. Sweeney is seen as personifying the condescending Philly hipster douche. I mean, when he’s standing on the street, people will literally drive by and scream “hipster douche” at him. He thinks it’s ironic. But Nik, it IS ironic because the dude is in his 40s. Lurking around PYT, clenching a PBR, trying to pickup drunk boys old enough to be your kid by trying to show off a shitty Bandcamp page is fcking pathetic. While most people are grossed out by this ugly, sweaty, aging wannabe hipster creep, I feel sorry for him. Deep down he’s disturbingly insecure. He’s insecure about not being perceived as relevant as he grows old, coupled with a horribly conflicted sexuality, a fat kid complex and a famously rumored small penis. (Yes, Philly’s biggest little chode is said to actually HAVE a stumpy little chode) But I know the Dirty isn’t about feeling sorry for creepers, so you know what? Fuck him. He\’s an embarrassment to Philly’s music scene, its press, its gay community, its aging Gen X population and its hipster kids.



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Delilah’s Slore

July 7, 2014 Philadelphia 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Susan Collantes AKA tootsie, AKA Suzy. She’s a nurse by day and stripper by night. She is supposed to only serve drinks but has been caught many times give lap dances to managers. She dates multiple men, and currently a married man. She leaves her son with her mother while she runs around north philly. Her best friend often shares her husband with her. She is a gold digger with no standards. She once gave a guy Chl***iya and then denied it when he showed up at her job to confront her. Watch out for this one, Sheep in wolves clothing!!



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Philly’s Nasty Cheater and Thief

July 2, 2014 Philadelphia 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jamil “Small Professor” , is Philadelphia’s biggest phony and crook. He’s damn near 30 and doesn’t even know how to drive. It\s recently been learned that he has solicited prostitutes and been involved in check card scams which resulted in him also being Philadelphia’s brokest man. He was engaged to be married that was until she found out about ALL of his secrets. The latest was that h’s been sleeping with his married baby\’s momma, Benessa. Perhaps the nastiest thing, is the picture of the cold sores on his lips. He says their from stress but after learning about the prostitute and the married baby mama, I think we can all detect where they might be coming from. Below is a picture of him and his nastiness and a picture of his trifling baby momma, who is married, with tree kids by three different men. Beware of these two disgusting individuals. Trash clearly belongs with trash. Also, is a voicemail from the baby momma who boasts about sleeping with him to his fiancee. She’s a real class act.



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Beware at PBR

June 25, 2014 Philadelphia 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wanna be a Buckle Bunny? All you have to do is blow Chris Hunter. He seemed so nice when we were talking  to him at the bar before he grabbed both my ass and my girlfriend’s ass at the same time and offered her a job.No thanks “dude” Not even on a good day.



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