THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, It’s high time someone finally got around to calling out small dicked Joey Sweeney. Back in the 90′s he was a music writer for a fee weekly here in Philly. Because people actually read weeklies back then, Joey’s ego inflated and 20 years later he’s still utterly insufferable. He’s been reduced to writing for a second tier gossip blog called Philebrity, yet somehow his sneering, smarmy inflated self entitlement has only grown. Sweeney is seen as personifying the condescending Philly hipster douche. I mean, when he’s standing on the street, people will literally drive by and scream “hipster douche” at him. He thinks it’s ironic. But Nik, it IS ironic because the dude is in his 40s. Lurking around PYT, clenching a PBR, trying to pickup drunk boys old enough to be your kid by trying to show off a shitty Bandcamp page is fcking pathetic. While most people are grossed out by this ugly, sweaty, aging wannabe hipster creep, I feel sorry for him. Deep down he’s disturbingly insecure. He’s insecure about not being perceived as relevant as he grows old, coupled with a horribly conflicted sexuality, a fat kid complex and a famously rumored small penis. (Yes, Philly’s biggest little chode is said to actually HAVE a stumpy little chode) But I know the Dirty isn’t about feeling sorry for creepers, so you know what? Fuck him. He\’s an embarrassment to Philly’s music scene, its press, its gay community, its aging Gen X population and its hipster kids.