Sunday 26th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Chester County Smeeze Bag

April 3, 2013 Philadelphia 13 9,847 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this broad is a grade A trash can. Will fck anything that throws it an ounce of attention, even more so if she finds out they have a solid bank account. Thinks shes a model, but i dont of know to many models that need there cum belly airbrushed out of every photo they take. Has a criminal record for theft on more than one occasion. Fella’s beware, this pig is a talented fck and a mind blowing dick sucker, but she will fck all your boys right after she leaves your crib, and all while having a boyfriend who doesnt have a clue.

Smeeze bag…look at you getting all creative.- nik



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West Chester Sticklers

April 2, 2013 Dirty Business, Philadelphia 1 5,174 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: West Chester, PA is a great college town that always provides a great weekend to spend at the bars, outside at parks, but mostly at bars. They are such STICKLERS about parking meters that they actually began a new rule to charge on Saturdays. Notice in this picture, the pure ignorance of the West Chester Parking Authority going around ruining everyone’s day, they literally will sit at a meter if it’s 2 minutes and counting to give you a ticket right when it hits 0. However, this picture was snapped today that has a WC parking authority car at a meter EXPIRED. Sick of the double standard and WC screwing all the college kids but not taking responsibility for yourself. WC NEEDS TO KNOW and stop taking advantage of people!!

Never visiting.- nik



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Terminal Spotting At Philadelphia Airport

February 27, 2013 Philadelphia, Terminal, The Dirty 28 87,097 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Terminal sitting at PHL airport.  The dude has to be the most famous traveler around.  Its crazy to see how many people were taking pictures of him saying there goes The Terminal.  I love this guy’s fame.

He packs light.- nik



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She Is A Psycho

February 21, 2013 Philadelphia, Pitt, The Dirty 29 81,704 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is dirty worthy. Shes been around the block and then some, when it comes to dating dudes and their homies. I unfortunately was one of the fools that dated her and so did 5 of my friends. This chick is straight up crazy. When she dates you she doesn’t allow you to talk to anyone that is a chick, she will make you delete every single female friend you know from Facebook and your phone. One time, she told me I couldn’t go out to see my friends at a bar, so of course I did it anyways and being the psycho girl that she is, she went out to the same bar to corner me and embarrass me. Psycho? That’s an understatement. She thinks shes God’s gift to earth and thinks her sh*t don’t stink. Shes got major issues. She is so caught up in keeping up with her aerobics classes gym work outs, not to be healthy but cause she wants to try and keep her “hot” figure to make up for her face.

Total pillow case ruiner!- nik



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Lets Pray For Bailey O’Neil

February 14, 2013 Philadelphia, The Dirty 97 91,943 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, huge fan. I love how your website gives people everywhere a chance to expose the truth and let their voices be heard. Anyway, I read this article online about an 11 year old Bailey O’Neil who was savagely beaten into a coma and no criminal charges were filed against his attackers. In fact, the student who beat him up recieved a slap on the wrist…a 2 day suspension! Imagine if that were your child in a coma, not knowing when she would wake up, praying to God that she’ll make it…I can only imagine the torture that kid’s parents are going through. The school board has done nothing, they actually allowed these monster kids to come back to school after being suspended for 2 days. Even though they could have potentially killed this kid, who is still in a coma as I write this. Read the article, its truly heartbreaking. The school officials sound like complete idiots and are obviously incompetent if they think a 2 day suspension is an adequate punishment for a potentially fatal beating. They are saying nothing criminal has been found yet….WTF?? What does it take, this kid to die in order for something to be done about it? and they are working with police to determine if “bullying is a problem” at the school…an 11 year old is in a coma, I would say it is a problem!

The police look like the idiots here more than the school. I will pray for Bailey and his family.- nik



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Bringing Centaur Back From The Dead

February 4, 2013 Dirty Horses, Philadelphia, The Dirty 65 78,671 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t seen Centaur aka “Jen Lee Dahl” aka Jennifer Rubenstein posted here for years. Apparently he/she is trying to look less like a horse and more like a “she” with a fresh nose job and new +2′s. No clue how it was all paid for though since there is no evidence of a job and that clothing line “Just Strut Doll” can not be paying the bills…YOUR TURNING 30 THIS YEAR AND STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS! Rumor has it that Centaur broke into the adult film industry. What do you think Nik, is Centaur making any progress?

Centaur’s head is the same width as her arms.- nik



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