Lisa Lou

February 11, 2014 Jersey, Philadelphia 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: This crumb likes to Frack on the First date. Will risk your life while in the car with her sippy cup, and Trollops all over south jersey. You can find her on plenty of friends under Lisa lou in mt laurel have fun guys. Don’t forget if your gonna play in the rain always wear your rubbers.

This post is lacking some meat.- nik

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Chinese Hoe Lanie Wong

February 7, 2014 Philadelphia 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is the local Chinese doorknob named Lanie Wong who lives in my neighboorhood. This woman lives a couple housed down from me and she is always bringing in random men to her house. I swear she has to be like 50 years old, and yet every other night there is a different man stopping by her house. Some of them bring flowers, and others park in front of my driveway which is quite annoying. Anyway,.. this woman is pathetic. She works at the local ski resort called bear creek and I often see her being driven home by different men during lunch hours and then a different man after work. I am retired so I see all of this going on. Anyway,.. I am sick of this wong and all of her wongs coming through my neighborhood. Macungie look out because I think we have a 50 year old sucki sucki in our midst. No happy ending!

That’s just wong.- nik

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Oh Tulle the Tool

February 5, 2014 Philadelphia 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl won’t STFU about herself. She can often be found frequenting dive bars around Philly, pretentiously acting like she is the shit. She begs for attention to her chunky dwarf-esque bodys. She smells horribly of 3 day old ashtray. She has no real value as a human being…aside from being a cum dumpster that is.

Does 8 dollars = a good night?- nik

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Waste of Life

January 24, 2014 Philadelphia 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: See this guy, he goes by the name Pete Carter. He is from North East Phila. He goes to Lit and Rumor on the regular. He also is on many dating sites. Claims to be gentleman, forgets to tell woman he has no job, no car, ex wife, and also is a felon. He is still hung up on his ex wife. Claims to be father of the year. He still lives with his mom and is 34. He will try to bring you home and never take you on a normal date. He will make plans n cancel them and choose his two best friends, that he uses. He claims he will wine and dine you. He loves to purchase bottles at different clubs and cause a scene. Always wants to know if you are DTF. Watch out for this animal.

Pretty obvious your posing at a dealership…- nik

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Sociopath Dan

January 23, 2014 Philadelphia 61

THE DIRTY ARMY: He goes by Dan Markin, sometimes Dan Bromley. This guy preys on young girls at restaurants, mostly bartenders. He charms you with his smile and confidence, he’s intelligent, strong and caring. He manipulates you, feeds you lies, keeps tons of secrets, and “travels a lot for work.” In reality, he has a wife, a girlfriend of 6 years, girlfriends at his gym (ACAC West Chester), and side girls at restaurants like Pj Whelihan’s, Limoncello, Buffalo Wild Wings, and who knows where else. He likes younger, attractive girls that are vulnerable and will fall for his bullshit. He’ll buy you tons of nice things, take you places, stay at nice hotels, and give you the complete run-around. He makes you fall in love, and juggles numerous women at the same time. BEWARE OF HIM! especially if you live/work in the Chester county area! He has ruined my life and will ruin yours too.

A lot more romance between the bros..- nik

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Pam Unger borderline Lesbian

December 31, 2013 Philadelphia, Portland 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pam Pamela Unger is in her 30s. She is from Pennsylvania. She lived in Gresham and Portland Oregon, Billings Montana, and the greater Phoenix Arizona area. WATCH OUT! This bitch will charm her way into your life then fuck you over! Everywhere she goes she leaves a trail of destruction! She’s a cheater, liar, and when she feels rejected At All she will find legal reasons to go aftee you! Such as harrassment, theft of property, and have a restraining order served to your unsuspecting ass. You will underestimate this girl, but if you’re smart you will hear this warning! She needs to take her crazy medicine and get some serious therapy! Can you believe she wants to be a therapist herself?! Bahaha! Watch out, lesbians! This chick is Drama nonstop leaving a wake of destruction like you wouldn’t believe. See how many legal actions she’s taken against people who either real or imagined rejected her. You have been warned.

Crazy medication???- nik

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Another DreamKiller Ruins A Professional Career

December 30, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Philadelphia, The Dirty 85

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so did Kerry Washington ruin Nnamdi Asomugha playing career?  He WAS the best defensive back in the NFL and over night he became a nobody.  I truly feel this is another case of a dreamkiller ruining someones career.

I always thought Nnamdi was overrated and a waste of money anyway… good for Kerry. Get paid.- nik

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Why Do Girls Waste Money On Small +2s

December 23, 2013 Philadelphia, The Dirty 399

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always wonder why girls pay like 6,000 dollars to get implants, but always get small impants. I mean, it doesn’t really cost more to get a bigger size implant. I mean this girl Brittany Elle aka Brittany Parks gets implants that are way too small for her body and height and now has to still wear padded bras to make them even noticeable when she wears a shirt like in the blue… otherwise she looks like a small c cup. Why waste the money on small implants and more padded bras, if you went with a bigger size you would save money on another operation and more padded push ups.  So weird to me. She should have went much bigger, what are your thoughts on size?

Doctors don’t charge more for bigger bag sizes. Always go larger, it will make you more money.- nik

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