THE DIRTY ARMY: Cheater cheater!! Name is Dan or Danny (Guy in white pants) he is such the player. Texted me several times about hooking up, when he had a girl. I heard he has a baby by a girl in Md that he doesn’t even take care of! Dead beat is the only word for this fool.
Nice to see you weren’t easily swayed by the greg, you will do well in life. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Niki Zampino. This girl is a hot mess and completely out of her mind. She is a full blown alcoholic, se pregames to go to work, go shopping, go to school, you name it. She gets alcohol poisoning every couple months and pukes all over herself in public. She works at trashy clubs in philly (so she can always be near alcohol) and hangs out with homeless people on the street because she has no one else to drink with. She’s so ugly and tries to cover it up with makeup. My ex talked to her a few years ago & he said she would kiss lots of guys but never do more probably because she secretly has a Greg. Anyway, I really think she needs to get a reality check & learn to be sober. its not cute.
Classic example of nose job needed before +2′s (nice triangles)… that is probably why she masks her emotions with alcohol.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this is Christa Petrillo and it looks like shes headed to MIAMI from Philly. Its a shame my lovely city of MIAMI will be infested with this DRD filled girl. She will infest MIAMI and all its clubs with her h*e ass and nasty friends probably sucking every Greg for a bottle at a club. She seems to be under 21 explains why shes so desperate to get into clubs shell suck any old man off. Her body is gross and her boobs sag like shes 80 years old. Aren’t bikinis for hot skinny chicks? poor fat *ss didn’t get the memo! Please advise the residents of Miami and club/lounge owners about this underage girl before she infests all the hotspots with her horse face, fatass and huge gut!
Don’t worry, her body type will get her cock blocked in Miami.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, that Kourtney chick has been posted on here before… anyway this whole philly’s hottest blonde thing has got to her head. I think after the second post went up she felt like she is some super star out here. Just wanted to send you some more pics of “Philly’s Hottest Blonde”.
The best of Philadelphia looks like the fat Dixie Chick singer.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does anyone have any dirt on Ace?? He claims to run Philly, and he tries to come across as Spanish to score some latina chicas but in reality he’s just another Guido Indian!! He tells people he’s “promoter” but pretty sure that’s a lie.. Always says he has big things poppin off, he is a manager (of what??), always in the studio..but NO ONE knows what this guy really does. He does, however, creep on every girl and hang out with the biggest tools (minorities only) in Philly. He thinks he can pull mad chicas but he can’t salsa for sh*t!! Someone spill!
He probably pretends he is friends with sports players, I can tell.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl was with her ex for 3+ years. then outta the blue he dumps her for cheating and now she preg. by this mexican guy she only knew for 2months, which has a 4 year old kid of his own. ooohh by the way shes got a 4yr old and cant afford to take care of it. everyone stay clear of this walkin mess. (works at walmart at franklin mills).
Her looseness is one of the last things I’d worry about.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Kristina Green. she just recently got dumped by her ex boyfriend. Shes is already pregnant by this new guy. They both work at walmart. His name is Brian Villaloz, He’s a grimmy scumbag just like the wh*re hes kissing. SHES A BIG TIME CLUB WH*RE SO GUYS IF U SEE HER WATCH OUT.
One kissing picture was bad enough, two is seriously pushing it.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashley Vickery. This b*tch is always crying about how tough her life is working at Old Navy. WAAAAAAAHHHH. Suck it up b*tch! She also always b*tches about how its so hard to meet a ‘nice guy’. Get a clue Ashley, when your 5’3” and have massive t*ts and show them off im skimpy clothing, dudes just want to bang you. Its reality! This girl is clueless and always posts close ups of her face and body. Never smiles. Bit worried she has a snaggle tooth up in that mouth. She’s even admitted via facebook that customers have told her she should be working at the corner instead of in the store!!! Nik, Would you bang this petite crying package?
Answer: No, her tattoos would make me think she is trash. I wouldn’t even make eye contact if she was serving me a beer.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Justin Toner and Carrie Greenspan. This fool Justin thinks that he is a gift to all women. He is obviously in love with Carrie but is out every night hitting on every girl in sight. He has done this to all his girlfriends in the past. Justin is lucky to be with her. She is super hot and way out of his league. Wake up Carrie!!! Find a new guy.
This ‘dirt’ sucks. Step it up Philly.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you posted Kourtney on TheDirty because she was crowned Philly’s hottest blonde. Anyway I wanted to check out more about her because she seemed like such a cute girl.. But after I saw Kourtney’s non-photoshopped pictures I realized she is border line Plus Size Model, and had no idea how anyone can pick such a bad representation of my beautiful city.
So that’s what she really looks like. She has fat Jessica Simpson face.- nik
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