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Nik Before I Do I Need To Know From You

Posted in Pitt, Pittsburgh, The Dirty, Would You? | March 5th, 2010

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hailey from Pittsburgh. This is her bf or ex bf whatever he is, but im having a hard time deciding if I want to because of this douchebag she has been hanging out with.  I’m such an improvement from him I cant decide if I wanna stick to his level since he already has.  You know what I mean Nik?

Trust me bro that guy is confused.  He is for the Gays and she knows it.  You need to move in on that pronto!  It doesn’t get any better looking in Pittsburgh.- nik

**DA, who is this chick?  How do I not know of her?

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Would You

Posted in Pitt, Pittsburgh, Would You? | January 18th, 2010

Would You

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The rumors are true, some people do look like their pets.
The racoon did, would you?

Answer: no.  She should be on Jersey shore, who has a pet racoon…seriously.

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Better Pittsburgh Girls

Posted in Pitt, Pittsburgh | August 20th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, those last pitt girls you put up where beat.. a little better?

This picture is even worse.- nik

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Back To School

Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Caption Of The Day

Posted in Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | July 14th, 2009

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

It takes Scum to know Scum? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Don’t Do Drugs

Posted in Pitt | May 26th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is why you shouldn’t do drugs.  This is Doug and he is jamming out alone in his basement of his grand parents house, his face is now deformed from years of substance abuse….don’t do drugs kids.

That’s what I have been saying from day one. Drug free, DIRTY ARMY STRONG.- nik

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Mae Day Mae Day

Posted in Pitt, Villanova | May 5th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Mae.  This girl thinks she is a model, She will fast for weeks before a photoshoot, not a real photoshoot mind you one for her portfolio.  This girl is out of control she thinks with her beauty she will make it by in life lol.

She is blocking the only good looking think in this picture.- nik

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Scary Dude

Posted in Pitt | May 4th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Nate..This guy is one of the scariest guys you will ever meet.  He loves guns and knives and sutff like that, I think he has about 5 guns.  On top of this he likes to play with them, especially when he is drunk.  And I think I should add that this guy drinks a lot, so if you fear for your life stay clear of this guy.

I don’t think this guy gets to many visitors.- nik

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30k Millionaire From South Philly

Posted in Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh | May 1st, 2009

30k Millionaire from South Philly

30k Millionaire from South Philly

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Chris, the biggest 30k millionaire/wanna-be player in south philly. He acts like he has SO much money & is “ballin” when he doesn’t even have a job!!! He thinks he’s such a pimp & keeps all these girls hanging on when they only use him for his money. then they see that he really doesn’t so they go find someone new. He also swears he’s a sex god when really, its only ok, and hes def not a big as he thinks he is. A baby has a bigger greg then he does!!!!

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Nissan does not equal baller.- nik

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Ladies Man

Posted in Pitt, Pittsburgh, Villanova | May 1st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the guy in the back smiling like the f*g he is is Thorne.  This douche thinks he is some mack daddy, he works out every day now and thinks he is some god with the ladies. This guy is clearly gay, he wants to keep a clean body and not drink or anything which another reason why he is gay and finally this guy owns almost the entire Affliction collection.

Two guys playing with a stick. Seems for the gays to me.- nik

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