THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brittany Palonis, one of the fakest bitches I know. She’s a grimy, sneaky two faced bitch, a huge sl*t who couldn’t keep her fat legs closed all through high school and college, a drunken mess (still is!) and in general just a really sh*tty person. This bitch will stab you in the back in a heart beat! I used to be friends with her, but not any more. Not after what she did. She talks bad about all of her “friends” and even her boyfriend who is supposed to be her “best friend”. She thinks she’s hot too lol. Honey, let me tell you, you are NOT hot. You’re short and stumpy and FAT and you have saggy tits! You should work on losing that gut, muffin top and those chunky ass thighs of yours instead of pounding down the beers at the bars and get out of the tanning bed! You looked like an oompa loompa the last time I saw you. A fat orange face/skin is not cute.
Girls who drink beer are gross to me. It’s like they are trying to be fat on purpose.- nik