The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty plastic sk*nk loves riding the pole for money to fix her self, but that ugly mug is defenitly not worth fixing. Sarah Flaviano went to NA high school where she made her-self famous for getting breast implants, what kinda parent lets there child do that…a f*cking wacked one for sure. After the breast she of course went for the lips cheeks and whatever else. And hunnie, all that surgery didnt help. She loves talking sh*t and making other look worst than her, its not possible shes disgusting. Nik, i know you heard about this sk*nk before. I think you should make her top sk*nk of the dirty.

A parent who realized their kid won’t make it any other way in life.  Getting them young is smart since she’ll be burnt out and undesirable by 21…times a ticking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these four girls think they are the hottest b*itches in Greensburg. They are Rachel Billick, Nicole Anderson, Miranda Bianco and Krsity Billick(left to right). Rachel has slept around greensburg and back TWICE! Miranda and Kristy think they are the hottest girls in the whole wide world. they tan to much. Miranda has the most ridiculous tattoo on her arm. Its leopard print on her shoulder. Im saving the best for last. Nicole!! She is the fakest b*itch that i know! All of her friends talk shi* but then they are nice to your faces! The call themselves “classy or divas” which they are none of the 2. Just stuck up h*es.

Leopard print tats would be smart on sloots legs to hide all their bruises.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the story of Chelsea Nicole Wylie. At age 17 (while she was STILL a sophomore in high school) she became a drop out. This is just the start of her trashy, disgusting downhill spiral. After dropping out she pursued her career as a hostess at the local Eat ‘N’ Park, where she will most likely be found for the rest of her sad pathetic life. On top of being a complete dirtbag scumhole, she decides to f*ck everyone with a d*ck in the tri-county area and beyond. Every guy that has mustered up the courage to have sexual intercourse with her fought the stench of her v*gina to do so. Multiple people that have encountered her stanky pu*sy have complained about the foul smell. If you want to get your d*ck wet with a quick easy f*ck, she’s your gal. If you don’t mind gaping black holes. Obviously the dudes that bang her don’t make out with the whorebag considering she hasn’t brushed her teeth since the 3rd grade. Instead of brushing her teeth in the morning after waking up, she smokes a cigarette to add to the layers of scum that have already been building up on her teeth in the past ten plus years.  Her house is as scummy as she is, as it reeks like a mixture of cat urine and dog feces (something like her breath). Bottom line: she is trash. F*ck her if you want your d*ck to fall off. The end.

At least she can always find a job as an ironing board.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here is Jessica Crawford. She’s 21 and from Latrobe PA, but is often found in Greensburg working in the mall at [removed] or partying with 15 year olds. Her favorite past times are: getting drunk, fake baking until she turns black, sleeping around, ruining relationships, and starting drama over Facebook. While she’s not at the gym sitting around hitting on all the “Juice Heads”, she’s chasing after military boys with lots of money. When she gets screwed over she tells everyone who ever the guy in question is beat her up and/or stole/damaged her stuff, when in reality she’s never been hit, she just enjoys the attention. She’s known in our town for putting out on the first date, having a beat v*gina, and not being very good at what she does. And i wouldn’t be surprised if she had some kind of DRD with the number of guys she’s f*cked its bound to happen.

Puffing your hair up makes your forehead look more narrow then it is.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this creature is known as Maria Dimatteo. About 99% of her pictures she is either half naked, making some painful face, or all over some dude. She’s grade A dirt around here. What do you think Nik?

Her eyebrows look like a couple of moustaches, her tats look like eyes and her shoulders look like pits…what is this opposite day.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda Myers Mclean is the definition of white trash, with 2 children to 2 different daddies neither which will support her broke *ss anymore. If you make the daring decision to sleep with her she WILL become pregnant and you will get DRD. Her roots are about 5 inches long and the blackness of them contrasts extremely to her bleach blonde hair. This b*tch has nooo self respect and will sleep with anyone that makes eye contact. SO KEEP LOOKING DOWN. She cheated on probably the one man that could ever love her with the entire town a man that one of her children is to. She changes her facebook relationship status more than she changes her krusty underwear.

She needs to pop out baby #3 to afford her lifestyle.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kyle is the biggest sl*t in Derry. She locks boys in rooms and takes advantage of them. Its called being Sofrankoed. Hide yo boyfriends, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband because shes sofrankoing everyone in derry. Guys, girls, animals… SHE DONT GIVE A F*CK!! She went *nal with a purple crayon! See that bruise on her chin? She got it f*cking Steve Snyder in the AG building. Sl*t!

Is that a bruise or 5 o’ clock shadow.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Cloey Lewis. and this is the nastiest druggie ever. I go to community college with her, and she pops pills during class and skips class to give guys head I’m the bathroom. Her dad is very strict and never lets her out of the house. That’s why she sucks dudes at school. She was cheating on her boyfriend of two years and he dumped her *ss. She also thinks people are jealous of her when she starts sh*t first. She started sh*t with my one friend because my friend has fake boobs. She is just jealous she is flat with no curves and an alien/cat face. Nik what do you think?

Way to go dad!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ugly monster is Stacy Kossarth from West View. She thinks she is some what good looking!! News flash you’re an ugly woman a beast from the lower north side. Her big head,crossed eyes and fat *ss are just part of this sk*nks monster look. I went to North Hills High with this freak of nature. She always had a delusional opinion of her elf thinking she was better than most of the girls in our class but we all made fun of that big pumpkin head and deformed face. I saw her and her drug up Mother who looks about 70 years old thanks to drugs. I use to be fat and she made fun of me and it hurt, but now I look at this freak and wonder how she had the nerve to every make fun of any ones looks. Stacy look in the mirror you ugly deformed monster.

People who crave attention turn to gregs for support.- nik