THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melanie Lynn Myers. If you couldn’t tell, shes a nasty whore. She spreads her legs for Jamal Gloster on the daily. And she has these weird freckles on her tongue that look like a dalmatian dick. She was sucking some spotted dick. She has hairy armpits constantly and she stinks like dirty pussy. Clean yourself slut. She has been pregnant quite a few times and she has a boyfriend who cheats on her constantly. I know Tom, her supposed boyfriend. Ugh! She owes a few people money and shes a thief. I’ve seen her steal a lot of things. Shes a dirty dog and hangs around that twiggy armed faggot. Please tell her to fix herself.